Could not stop laughing and wondering at the creativity

If you were a science student then you will appreciate it even more

The law called Kim's  BUTT LAW states -

KIM's BUTT LAW :

"The amount of S.h.i.t in the tank is directly proportional to the square of the size of the hips and inversely proportional to the cube root of the size of Anal Orifice when eating a constant amount of food "

Mathematically, S = C*(H)*(H)/(AH)^(1/3)
where
S= A number called S.H.I.T Number
C= Constant amount of food (lbs)/day can range anywhere from 3 to 6
H= Size of Hips/Butt (in inches)
AH= Size of ASSHOLE (in fraction of inches)

Today's assignment : Calculate the values of S for Kim Kardashian and JLo. Extra credit - if you can explain why both end up with almost the same number S, even when the variables are different .

don' t mean to be negatory, but I just don't get the joke.

Also, since I am a "science student" your S factor ends up with dimensions of lbs * inches^(1.66666667)/day.

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Since the OP should probably have been to the Erotic Humor board, I take the liberty to moving on to Media:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeJwLVWUr8

One of Queen's best. Freddy Mercury was an all-time great!

is directly proportional to the Heat of the Meat
and the Mass of the Ass, squared

One must consider the Torque of the Pork.

The other formula that must be solved first is

B4 I4QU  RU/18

 
Thank you  
2015 = 28

You got that right on the units for S - never said it was a dimension-less number.

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