So tonight, I get a text on my burner phone. The one I use for undesirable websites...  

The guy informs me that he found me on world spa network. I am on a variety of licensed massage networks that I joined when I completed massage school *cough* years ago.  

I'm not on this one. Well, I shouldn't be. Instead, my copy, my phone number and get this: a different woman's picture and name.  

Like, what the hell. Uncle LEO? They are on Twitter but it's an app so you can't look unless you download it on your phone. Yeah, no.  

I have never bait and switched in my life. My only "negative" review was years ago and it was about how ghetto my $750k home was in Hawaii because he thought I had just woken up and I had a pitbull in the yard. I am not trying to mess up my name because even though I don't have many reviews, most  clients come from here.  

Anyway, you've all been warned. They are bait and switching for us. WTAF?!?

If someone is in the 0.000001% of people impacted by this scam, then they might care.

Be in Hawaii and looking for an incall CMT if I understood it correctly.  I know you're thinking that out of the 50,000 TER users online, this might only apply to one or two, but I completely disagree with you. I think the real number might be as high as five!

Well I'm in Atlanta now, my practice is Atlanta based, so the odds are greater. I'm only in Hawaii 2 months a year and the app was again (for the nosebleeds) information about my tantra massage sessions, not my CMT hence the "undesirable" web phone number. It actually would impact any monger seeking a happy ending, and from my experience, there are at least a few hundred thousand of you out there.  

Most of what I see on the message boards impacts less than .0001% of us, so stop being a dick. This post is for those who like erotic massage. 😜

I didn't realize you were now in Atlanta.  I'm sure that adds at least three more people who may benefit from your post.  From your OP, where you talked about signing up on various site after finishing massage school, I took that to mean your were selling CMT services.  Its good that you clarified that its really the tantric hocus pocus and not legitimate massage services.  That may knock the three added guys back off the interest list.  

FYI,  I am rarely a dick.  I am actually an asshole WITH a dick.  This is not a message board, its a "discussion" board.  If you want to send a "message" you should use PM, and send it privately to the few customers you have that might give a shit about YOU being scammed.  I really don't think guys stupid enough for fall for the tantric-mumbo-jumbo-overpriced-HJ are going to notice the girl is not the same as your photos, so this was a wasted exercise.  

You just bashed mrfissure who loves the tantric experiences  LOL

I'll also defer to PS on the total number of members in Hawaii affected by this malady.  I suspect it may be around 2 or 3 folks.

Maybe he'll get a hold of 5-0?  Book 'em Danno.

No worries. I have a thick skin, and after reading many if your posts I assumed you did to. You'd be surprised how many come in for hocus pocus black girl magic. I've been in Atlanta for 5 months and my dance card is punched daily.  

It wasn't really about me being scammed, but more for guys who might find the app and think they are getting a provider that looks one way. It's a pay app and there are gully's amongst us. Of course if it looks to good to be true it is, except on my table 😘

I think most guys don't care to much what the "look" of the girl is, as long as they don't roll their eyes when they see him naked.  When I used to do FBSM years ago, it was all about the quality service.  I could care less what the girl looked like, how old, or what color she was.  

You're a good sport.  You survived a good lionizing without melting down like many providers would have.  Lol

Whether it's pouring my coffee, taking my dictation, giving me a massage or sucking my dick I always care about the LOOK of a girl, it's simply hardwired into my system.

but I do give you credit for giving credit where credit is due. She gave as good as she got from you and did it without melting down or coming across like a BSC bitch. Some kudos to you for acknowledging her cool, BIG kudos to her for holding her own and then some.

When it comes to legit massage services, I have found that the best deep tissue massage comes from a big woman with strong hands.  A woman like that is seldom eye-candy, but they get the job done.   That's why my reviews always have me turning down an offer of a massage from an escort.  I also wouldn't go to a CMT for sex.  I separate the two.  

I hate to break it to you, but you are a unicorn. I have quite a few cute, licensed massage therapist friends and not a day goes by without a guy trying to get more than a massage. Not kidding one bit, but that's how I started after the 100th offer or so. Men pick massage therapist based on looks first, skill second.  

I've been doing this a long time and I brag that I have both, but if it weren't for the first I'd be outta business!

One of the best deep tissue massages I ever had was in a casino by an older, tiny German woman. She was at least 50 and couldn't be more than 100 lbs, she flat beat the shit out of me. She got into places that hadn't been touched for years and I ended up drinking two gallons of water a day to flush out the toxins she had loosened up.

I have also had some great Thai massages from some very small girls who had hands every bit as strong as "Olga's" lol

Not to mention not all hookers give lousy massages, some hookers have some serious massage skills and except for the fact they charge three times as much I would be tempted to see a few of them just for the massage.