TER General Board
Bill Maher
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Milton Berle
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Drew Carey
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Anyone know more??
xoxo
Kay
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Drew Carey
Sex... the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Sex is an emotion in motion
— Mae West
AND MY PERSONAL FAVE:
Another women’s issue, prostitution. I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away. I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world.
~ George Carlin
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