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mrfisher 115 Reviews 1001 reads
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on a different board who wrote a blog saying that Mr. and Ms. Fisher (aka Beverly Fisher, still my amorata) were here to visit.

So I accepted the name with Bev's permission and that was that.

Mr. Fisher was already taken however, so I became mrfisher.

DaIncredibleHulk 2662 reads
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I'm a research scientist that got exposed to gamma radiation. It makes me do bad things when I'm really angry.

Senator.Blutarsky 737 reads
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ChiTownHeaux 703 reads
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Decided I wanted a new bronzer and lipstick. I love Mac Cosmetics lipsticks and bronzers so I went there. Then I described what I wanted to the eager for me to buy sales rep. She had me sit down, it was a weekday morning, they wre not busy at all and brought a few to try on me. She applied the bronzer yup I loved her 1st choice moved on to lipsticks. I asked her for berry-reddish colors but in a matte finish.  

I tried a couple but I didn't like them. She went and got a new one from the RiRi (Rihanna limited collection) she applies it on my hand and I immediately ask her to apply to my lips. It looked amazing!!!! I asked her, "I love THIS what's it called"? She's like, "oh THATS HO, spelled h-e-a-u-x"! I'm like, "Ohh Its FUCKING PERFECT"! She calls me crazy and I agree.  
We were both cracking up, and she goes quietly with her hand covering her mouth and leaning towards me "mmm hhhmm heauxs love putting it on their lips"! We laughed so hard her coworkers started coming over asking us to share the funnies with them. We couldn't stop laughing so they walked away. Needless, to say she's my go to "MacLady". She's hilarious and always asks me, about my "heaux" LOL oh GAWD if she only knew I am the Heaux!  

I added the alias name ChiTownHeaux to my account and only began posting in here this year. So boys and girls once again, I am A heaux from Chicago not a dude. LOLOL heaux=Ho

Sorry ladies, you might want the heaux lipstick too but it's sold out and so far not coming back.

 
Ps. I had no idea this post about lipstick would be this long, sorry! I just love it when "innocent" looking women do pervy talk to another "innocent looking" makes it much more raunchier.  
Pss. I really think women surpass men on the dirty mind/talk aspect

akiya See my TER Reviews 852 reads
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And I agree, us ladies are much, much more perverted than the guys.  

 
Ps If those are your lips.....damnnn girl! nom nom nom

shudaknownbetter 721 reads
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ChiTownHeaux 898 reads
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Thanks! Yes, we sure are!  
No, they are not my lips can not take the credit. Similar maybe? ;)  
Pic posted courtesy of Pinterest. LOL

Share your handle/provider name story

akiya See my TER Reviews 983 reads
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I got my name reading the credits on a Wii video game. Lame . Lol

 


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DaIncredibleHulk 705 reads
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sgtrock432 55 Reviews 704 reads
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Given to me by my squad. Named after a GI Joe character. I've been accused of  having OD green blood on more than one occasion .

hammerhead896 56 Reviews 776 reads
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So I settled on my affinity for sharks instead.

shudaknownbetter 774 reads
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1705218 10 Reviews 791 reads
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As a retired Wildlife Biologist I was interested in and  photographing Cooper's Hawks that were nesting nearby. The 80 was my age.

USChgoGambler 677 reads
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Dr Who revived 771 reads
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 672 reads
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Just CurlyW. Its actually the "W" that Washington Nationals use. I thought it was good enough, but it led to numerous comparisons to Curly from 3 Stooges, which my moniker has any no relation with. So I changed to CurlyW - Nats Fan.  I am thinking of changing it to "CurlyW - Nats #1 Fan "

bonordonor 635 reads
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shudaknownbetter 746 reads
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after the suductee of Mrs Robinson...   I was a little older but not much...

GaGambler 775 reads
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Oh yeah, i still am. Never mind. lol

case321 31 Reviews 739 reads
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I collect Case pocket knives, one of the few American made brands left. Kind of a throwback like myself. The 321 was just for the hell of it, everybody uses 123 for stuff and I'm ass backward anyways so 321 made sense.

Skinny_Minnie:-) 656 reads
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balljointnut 23 Reviews 723 reads
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Don't even know what site I was signing up too, but everything I tried was already in use. Happened to be doing some work on my truck and there was a castle nut on my desk. Castlenut would have made peeps I was a castle aficionado. So I went with balljointnut. The rest as they say is history.

193892 42 Reviews 581 reads
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Fridays117 27 Reviews 562 reads
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I usually see providers on Fridays and I saw my first one when I was 18. 11+7.  Thus Fridays117.  Simple.  
The way I see it, my days off are Friday and Saturday.  The wife works Fridays till 4pm.  She's off Saturdays.  All that free time on Friday shouldn't be wasted

smallsteps 4 Reviews 737 reads
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relating to how we should approach many things in life by using patience, levelheadedness, and steadiness.  
The actual word used was "smallmoves", but I liked the alliteration of smallsteps.   Later, I realized that I may be the only with the word "small" in my user name.

rounding3rd 1 Reviews 748 reads
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Posted By: DaIncredibleHulk
I'm a research scientist that got exposed to gamma radiation. It makes me do bad things when I'm really angry.

russbbj 89 Reviews 524 reads
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My most favorite is bbbj, second is Russian. It made much more sense (to me anyway) to put Russ first. But to illustrate how much of a nerd I am, I felt if I abbreviated Russian then to make the equation equal, I should abbreviate bbbj. Thus, bbj is not a typo or mistake as some people like to point out to me, it was intentional. Does that make me crazy? Yep, most likely it does, but I'm having a great time in this life, and I'm not hurting anyone so I'm enjoying being bonkers.

skarphedin 710 reads
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skarphedin 612 reads
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hornyjohn80 602 reads
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i think i dont have tot explain..

Nick-Danger 47 Reviews 689 reads
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A character from a somewhat esoteric comedy group, the Firesign Theater.  
(sounded better than Rocky Rococo - another of their unique characters)

sevencalories 739 reads
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Seven calories is the avg amount of calories you consume if you swallow.

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