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Re: lmao. How long did you take to write this?
netnoy 55 Reviews 1264 reads
posted
1 / 17

Just curious how many girls actually work on Christmas.  Is it a full day or do you pop out for maybe one appointment and then head on for friends or family?

inicky46 61 Reviews 29 reads
posted
2 / 17

But it really depends on their family situation. I do recall a great meeting on Christmas Eve in NYC with an insanely hot French Canadian gal. It also depends on the country. In Costa Rica, for example, few girls work on religious holidays. This is especially true during "Semana Santa," or Holy Week.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 27 reads
posted
3 / 17

No one should be alone during the Holidays. I can make time to entertain anyone who can be vetted & send a deposit to book a date. If someone needs notable treatment I am feeling generous & offering specials until the end of December.  Be kind and spread love. Smile for me! Xoxo đź’‹

RoboBubba 10 Reviews 30 reads
posted
4 / 17

I once got lucky with a provider having an overnight date that was well below the market price of an overnight date. I was traveling on Xmas eve to a casino and told her what I could afford/budget. She said, we will work something out. I suspect business on that night was low and/or she didn’t want to be alone either.

wrps07 30 reads
posted
5 / 17

When my gym was opened on Christmas day I would make sure to do shift work from 6 am to 2 pm.  See a provider after work, then go to gym to shower before going home.

TiannaTemptation See my TER Reviews 31 reads
posted
6 / 17

In the past when I found myself alone at Christmas, I advertised a Christmas Day special for others in similar circumstances.  Typically a longer engagement with drinks and festive snacks included.  This was enjoyable for both parties who would have otherwise spent the holiday alone.  When you can’t be with family/friends, make a new friend!

IMhornbody2 45 Reviews 47 reads
posted
7 / 17

As a joke, my hobbying brother Coeur-de-lion used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
fireplace on Christmas Eve. He said "all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them". He would show me photos of WiMissScarlet and Jade Jayden+
 and immediately blush saying, "these two lovely ladies is all I want for Christmas".
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every
Christmas morning, although his kids' stockings overflowed, Coeur's poor
pantyhose hung sadly empty, and he would sneek upstairs and gaze at photos of his dream girls on P411, tryst and TER main review page, in the private of his room......and then go back down all turned on and drooling, but still disappointed at what he would find.
So this year I decided to make his dream come true. I called together my research team of Queen Bia and Nevertoosmall who quickly,  smiling at each other as we snapchatted together while NeverT was on top finishing his session and sweet Q Bia lay gorgeous and smiling in the background, so they decided to make the trek to my big city to help a hobbying friend (not sharing with them that i knew both of the ladies and with Lester P's help we could probably make it happen, but this adventure was sure to be a load of fun, so I needed their help). When they flew in I had agreed to pick them up from a discrete street corner that we had agreed they would Uber to, so I put on my mask and sunglasses and we went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Walmart you know.
 We  had to go to a late night adult bookstore downtown, so with sweet Queen Bia, who was dressed as sexy and seductive as I had ever imagined and Nevertoosmall in tow and Lester P as a call ahead friend,  for advice, we all decided that Kitty76 would be great for verbal support as well, because actually posting she never shuts up about her opinions on anything, so the adventure began.
If you've never been in an XXX-rated store, off the clock, with this experienced team of sexual deviates and advisors (Kitty decided she did not want to just be support in the background so she met us at the door and as NeverT rolled his eyes, we all agreed to let her come), don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?'
'You're kidding me!'’ You put that where?’ 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the
inflatable doll section, my pants stretched out and several times stained.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as
a passenger in my van so I could use the car pool lane going home after our purchase and be able to still look good after dropping off them off and kissing my lady a good night…..still off the clock!
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different
models, just sit at your computer and peruse the profiles and you will see what I mean. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do
things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry and in reviews of Pan the Goat  and his many lovely ladies, off the Minnesota discussion board. We settled for 'Lovable HalleMoore.' (the box said she had retired years ago but we knew she was always top rated and we even thought she might be still very active and still very popular with the boys, so that was our choice). She was on the high end of the price scale, but had a great bio and a long list of tips for extended use and her breasts surrounded you as you got in close to try and kiss.
To call SexyHalle a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination she was SO incredibly lifelike.....and absolutely gorgeous and WOW !!  the positions and the things she could do !!  
So the plan continued .....Just hours ago on Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump and a doubles session  
( NeverT was still pouting cuz i had arranged to hang with Q Bia and he was stuck with Kitty, who he said was not his type), that I had set up with the four of us (on the clock but with a very Christmas special the night before), SexyHalle doll came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and i had to make something up about my gorgeous elves that were dressed to kill and horney as hell (cuz THEY were on the clock ) but she let us in before the clock struck 12 and we quietly worked into the wee morning
hours as she went back to bed. So long after Santa had cum and gone, we filled the dangling pantyhose with Halle's pliant legs and bottom. Since it was quiet and the company was right, I had asked to dine down below with Queen Bia and I played with some fresh fruit and whipping cream I found in the frig to watch her both twinkle and squirm, while Nevertoosmall finished the final touches on the doll trying to look busy while horney K76 continously talked and tried to tease. Since it was getting late and very noisy, with Q Bia gasping and moaning, we all went to my place, and cuddled for a couple of hours, laughing between the play............ to be continued...........on Christmas morning

IMhornbody2 45 Reviews 39 reads
posted
8 / 17

The next morning my exuberant hobbying brother Coeur-de-lion called me to say that Santa had been to his house
and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog
confused. She would sniff, start to walk away, then come back and sniff some
more.
No way did Queen Bia and Nevertoosmall want to miss this event so we all agreed when we arrived for the traditional family get together that this doll should remain in her pantyhose display so the rest of the
family could just admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas
dinner. I introduced Queen B as my co-worker from the office who had no other place to go for the day and NeverT just blended into the background of family.
Our grandmother noticed the 'doll' the moment she walked in the door. 'What the
hell is that?' she asked.
Vorlon quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut and Elle pinched me from under the table as she held back from bursting out laughing.
Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Coeur said, to steer her into the
dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why is her mouth so big and why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? (It was only just explained to me by Kitty and Lester at the store a short time ago, so I thought they could figure it out themselves)  And besides, it was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with very very poor eyesight, leaned in to me and
said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Vorlon's
new squeeze and dashed to the kitchen hoping he would follow.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to 'Halle'. Not
just talking, but actually flirting and putting his hands all over her. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home, so we let him be, while he tried to get her out of the pantyhose.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who was doing who in the neighborhood, everyone there was very happy that Queen Bia had attended and had lots of questions as to how we all knew each other, when suddenly 'Halle' made a robust noise of pleasure, like she popped in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across
the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation to poor shrinking Halle
Coeur fell back over his chair laughing and i swear he wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It will indeed be a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide
the cause of Halle's sudden collapse. We discovered that she had suffered from
a hot ember to the inside area of her right thigh that had fallen from grandpas cigar while he was trying to mount her.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to
perfect health, and let grandpa know that it wasn’t his fault…....
I can't wait for next Christmas. I was told thru the grapevine of my northern team, that Coeur-de-lion was searching for a wooden hollowed out dildo for me to use  with the K girls and all the ME ladies that continue to ghost me, but Lester agreed to work his magic and see what he could do on the Minnesota board, since my injury rendered me unable to function without my scooter which seems to scare the ladies off , Soooooooooo, We will have to see how it all plays out........
Merry Christmas to all .............. Holidays with the Hornbodies......... Priceless !!

Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 32 reads
posted
9 / 17

I only work is a hobbyist will pay a tiny bit  extra.

netnoy 55 Reviews 26 reads
posted
10 / 17
IMhornbody2 45 Reviews 26 reads
posted
11 / 17

I just sit at my desk and write late night between writing to the ladies that just continue to ghost my requests to see them haha.....maybe my requests are too wordy ....ya think ????  
merry Christmas is the best time to dream and share a story :)

flyboyluke 6 Reviews 26 reads
posted
12 / 17

weird.
creepy.
dude needs to touch grass.

IMhornbody2 45 Reviews 27 reads
posted
13 / 17

I am just impressed if you read the whole thing..........and weed just gives me a headache if that's what you meant .

OldRanger 62 Reviews 29 reads
posted
14 / 17

At least it did not get pulled here like a similar one you wrote on our Mn. board.
Guess the moderator here has a sense of humor!!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 24 reads
posted
15 / 17

to have a brother whose grandparents were still alive.  I just have to figure out how you pulled it off without me knowing.  Lol     (Clever and entertaining incorporation of the regulars here)

IMhornbody2 45 Reviews 22 reads
posted
16 / 17

hey.....glad to see you can still smile after a hornbody family Christmas ......happy new years to all ....who knows the fun that might be in store next year !!!!

Boobsman100 20 Reviews 25 reads
posted
17 / 17

Had a friend who skip away from family gathering for our redezous on a few occasions, then back.

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