When I started getting interested in this whole hobbying thing, I read a lot of reviews. For the most part I enjoyed them, and found them useful when trying to find the right provider.

You find the provider that you like, without even reading her reviews, you could have the best experience.

You will come away feeling much better about yourself in relation to how other hobbyists look. I also wouldn't believe everything I read in a review. Some of these same guys who brag about having monkey sex, hanging off the chandelier, and giving their partners a dozen O's, are lucky to even get it up for five minutes, even with the help of the little blue pill. So quit beating yourself up

Are you old or out of shape?

Dear Ms. Piers:
When you first start to communicate with a potential client, what are the first five questions that you might have of him? Also do you have questions regarding the potential compatibility of the client and how the encounter might transpire? Also in certain situations,would you call a fellow provider that he would have seen in the past to ascertain certain traits and propensities that he might have regarding his personality or his proclivities? I just wanted to know what a women thinks in the seminal stages of contact.

if you do, I have land in Florida I can sell you

I'm relatively young and relatively fit, and I still can't do what some of these guys claim!  MSOG?  Come on guys, I couldn't come more than once in an hour when I was a teenager with a spank mag.  How the hell amd I going to do it when I'm in my 40s?

Very few guys can cum twice during a session and even fewer can deliver the three or four orgasms that they claim.  I read the reviews primarily to see if anyone comments about bad attitude or body odor. The rest of it is general a work of fiction.

I have it on good authority that many if not most of those guys who get it up and get off 3 times a session while having Cirque du Soleil sex and giving their partners 6 orgasms are . . . embellishing just a bit.

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But I do believe there's some basis for reality.  

"I ain't as good as I once was,  But I'm as good once as I ever was"

When I was 19 or so, my ex and I had intercourse 13 times in the span of 8 hours. That's all we did for the day. Near the end I was shooting blanks, but I was still cumming.  

You may pick up some ideas for activities that you didn't know she did as a result, and they may be the kind of activity that would lend itself to someone not in perfect shape.

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And, no, I can't do what I did when I was 22.  Back then I'd come for the first time and stay hard, then start fucking again a few minutes later.  But I still have lots of fun.  Just did, in fact.
As for the reviews, I take them with a grain of salt and read the Juicy Details mainly to get a better feel for her menu.  Back channel is also very helpful.

Sometimes I used to read my old reviews and I was like, "Wow, that sounds amazing. Where was I?"

I'll be 35 next summer. I've always been in good shape.
I never had to exercise to stay fit, and if I did. It really showed.
Multiple pops were an understatement.
So for the most part. I could treat my body like shit, and there were no consequences.

I doubt that you are any older or in poorer shape than I am. I can tell you I read the reviews as much to see what the provider provides ,especially her oral dos and don'ts for that is about all my 81 year old carcass can offer. If the review brings out info on her talents and likes that's what I look for not for what Tarzan can do while swinging from the vines, thumping his chest and leaving her in a state of quivering exhaustion lol. I have found several ATF and I stick with them and am having a ball!

One thing that I can't do when I was 20 years younger is to cum every day. In my teens, I could cum several times a day, but now I'm limited to 4-5 times per week.  I can still get it up whenever, but shooting a load every time is no longer a possible.  I tell the providers not to worry about it when that happens since some of them seem to take it very personally.  But all in all, I'm pretty satisfied with my performance and my lady friends seem to agree.  What I do worry about is how long am I going to be able to hobby?

In my beginning 40's. I'm trying to do something about it. Buying GNC crap anti-aging , loading on vitamins, weights in the gym, even though they say I don't need it. Keep getting carded every other time at BevMo, 7-11 because I look "underage"? or they just want to fool with me and see my real age and my driver's license.

I’m particularly fond of Yeats, and your post made me think of this passage. I think you need to let your soul start clapping.

I am a hell of lot older than either of you, and my biggest concession to age is to finally admit that doing five different women a day while drinking two bottles of tequila in between is probably no longer in the cards for me.

Damn, it must really suck to be as young as you two, and still barely be able to get it up. lmao Just wait until 60 starts staring you in the face, and then get back to me.

wear my trousers rolled.  I shall walk upon the beach.  I hear the mermaids singing each to each.  I do not think they sing to me."  by UNoHoo and boy is that depressing.

He takes HGH.
Then he would live a longer length.
Life life!, and dare to dream.
Rodny Dangerfeild said it. It seems.
A movie called Back To School?
Is Hound fucked up?

That you can no longer do ? Just get smaller girls  theyll fit better . And try utilizing some furniture , like chairs , tables , ell did you not see the fockers ? Bring your liberator (think that's what its called ) .....and cuddle , Mr.fisher highly recommends , just cuddle her coochie while she plays lickity lick with your pole .....your over thinking , spice it up ....or try 2 girls lie back and enjoy ....

...old age ain't for wusses.

Haiku has seventeen syllables.
and your post has more.  
So not haiku.

Stop cockblocking me

For the first time though..
I can feel... Fully grown? Older...
I fucking hate it.

I still love you son.
So does mom.
Please come home for thanksgiving
Turkey.

but eventually father time is going to win out, I am just hoping to continue to put that day off until at least my 80's or 90's.

events unfold naturally. Age/being unfit is irrelevant. You're just looking at it with a glass half empty process of thinking.  

Every discoloration of the stone,
Every accidental crack or dent,
Seems a water-course or an avalanche,
Or lofty slope where it still snows
Though doubtless plum or cherry-branch
Sweetens the little half-way house
Those Chinamen climb towards, and I
Delight to imagine them seated there;
There, on the mountain and the sky,
On all the tragic scene they stare.
One asks for mournful melodies;
Accomplished fingers begin to play.
Their eyes mid many wrinkles, their eyes,
Their ancient, glittering eyes, are gay.

The Penis Poem
by Willie Nelson

Thanks, Inspiration is much better than a bad example  lol

you're also reading the man's perception of the experience, not the woman's. Hope this helps

All true enough, but I want to be able to do the things I did 20 years ago!

How does one go about finding a M&G, and get invited? I'd love to do one of those.

embrace who you are now, or it's gonna pass you by too. You can certainly have the attitude of a 25yo no problem, but you have to accept the fact that you are an older gent...and there's nothing wrong with that. If there's one thing we can't do...is ever go back. We can only look forward and grasp who we are today. I personally love my 40's...wouldn't want to go back, been there done that. I'm looking forward to what the future has in store quite honestly......it's more exciting not knowing what's ahead. At least that's how I see it. You only get one life in this world...live it to your best each and every day, or at least strive to, could be gone tomorrow.  

Also go on your local board here and ask.  But doing it under an alias won't get you far.  Your handle must be provided to get an invite and you'll have to be screened just as if you were seeing a provider.

Interesting point.  Check out my recent thread on the boring NY board that flew over like a lead balloon...

"I could have had ANY woman there and i chose YOU!  You should feel honored"

Took me all my self restrained not to say "Dude, we were at  hooker / john party and you had 400 bucks in your pocket.  Get over yourself"

so i dont care much about that.

I care about my performance.

You'd think they'd be a little more lively. Checked it out. It got some responses.

with all due respect, your winker must have lost 2 or 3 layers of skin! How long before you could touch it again? Or, is this - more embellishment?

I recall a few years back many providers being hacked because the reviews about them were lies, beit the guys performance, or what some hobbyists said the provider did.  
I say read most, if not all of the providers(the one you're interested in seeing) reviews, especially if she's been around for a few years. Filtering through the B.S. you can start to see patterns and in some cases changes in what she may start to provide or what she may stop providing during a session.  
As most have said, 10-30% of each review is actually close to almost accurate. The rest you just have to use common sense, take out of your minds eye what you've seen in porn movies and think realistically. If that wont do it for you, remember this-they want, need, like and care more about your money than if you can pop 2,3,4,5+ times while you're ordering room service hanging from a chandelier flipping through the channels with the remote.  
Use each session with a woman as a learning experience about yourself and your abilities. Each woman/encounter is different which means each session has different triggers. Some triggers are stronger/weaker than others and some triggers come sooner/later than others. Remember, many of these women have been doing this long enough to know what routine to use on whom and for what result that woman wants.  
Screw the rest and do YOUR best!

Dont forget. The more excited you are, the more likely you are to premature evacuation.
Man!! I hate when that happens!!!!!!

Can you slip it in your sock?

With that attitude of want to be 25 again, you're gonna age 3 times faster and far less gracefully.  
Before you try to have sex like you did when you were 20-25 years old, try running, driving, playing sports, pushups, chin-ups, squats or crunches. If you dont pop a nut that way or give yourself a hideous hernia or permanent back problems, the exercise will actually help your libido....er I mean, your performance. But like you did when you were 20-25? Man, your recollection now isnt as good as it was then! You've put in all the hard work when you were younger. It's time to relax and enjoy life.....and women......and sex.

well, if you're that down about your performance, get out of the game. It's time to retire. You're not Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, etc. anymore. You've been in it oo long. Its time to bow out like you came in......quietly.  
Seriously, you've read some really good stuff here in this thread you started. From all sorts of people, personalities and walks of life.  
If you're gonna beat yourself up over the fact you're getting too old for sex, do it alone. Don't do it as if you're looking for some kind of pity party.  
I just got an idea! Start seeing  women over 65 yo. You'll feel better about actually outlasting them and they'll save you money cos they'll charge less. For you. it's a win-win!!
TAA-DAAAAAA!

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I just think about some of those guys, and I feel so much better about myself.

I do remember scoring huge brownie points from the ladies at a certain M&G a few years back, there was this one "hobbyist" that would trap the ladies into conversations that they couldn't escape from, Every hour or so it seemed I would walk by and see this "please shoot me and put me out of my misery" looks from various ladies who had been literally abducted with no way out from him. I must have rescued at least four of them over the course of the evening, one of them later gave me an extra hour OTC for "rescuing her" that night. lol

BTW did you feel honored??? lmao

That doesn't happen to me. Viagra and all.  

After all, someone has the be the  very worst, he may just be that guy??? lmao

Sorry 89S, but if you are going to be so down on yourself, the rest of us might as well have some fun at your expense.