A week ago London Rayne threw an offer out there on who would guess (correctly) the newest handle of our favorite poster.  She clearly stated that the winnings would be $ 100.

Now...not to break my arm patting myself on the back, but I was clearly the first poster to announce this assholes arrival with his new name.

BUT....London has announced that some gal (CC...who the hell is that BTW) was the first via PM.  Your fucking (pun intended) offer didn't mention that YOU needed to be PM'd  LOL  

And shortly after that all the other male fucking posters started to claim they knew and advised London.  Now I'm not saying that those other posters were after me...but fuck them...yes they were..AND YOU KNOW IT LONDON

And to add insult to injury she's playing nicey nice with fucking GaGambler.  And that asshole is playing nicey nice back with her.  And let's not leave out fucking DC...he knew it before the asshole posted his first post...what a fucking genius  LOL

Frankly this is the most insulting behavior I would expect from any hooker.  

So London...I've called you out babe, or honey, or sweets.  What the hell are you going to do with this?  I don't often swear on TER...but when I do I prefer Dos Equis!

I want my $ 100....and I want it NOW  

Just to make sure that NO ONE construes this as a shill post....This is an attempt to collect a debt  LOL

CC is a girl the idiot sent an email to about why he changed his handle. She then confirmed get this...he is STILL USING HIS REAL NAME AND PHOTO to email random hookers. Um, now how did his info get out again? Bwahahahaha...damn, this shit is too funny. Next time I come to Chicago, I will make good on that bet, but sorry lover..you did not win.

FYI, I laughed out loud at this post...funniest shit ever CPA!



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Hi CPA,

You could've fooled me!!!  HA!!!!!   :oP

Posted By: ChgoCPA

A week ago London Rayne threw an offer out there on who would guess (correctly) the newest handle of our favorite poster.  She clearly stated that the winnings would be $ 100.

Now...not to break my arm patting myself on the back, but I was clearly the first poster to announce this assholes arrival with his new name.

BUT....London has announced that some gal (CC...who the hell is that BTW) was the first via PM.  Your fucking (pun intended) offer didn't mention that YOU needed to be PM'd  LOL  

And shortly after that all the other male fucking posters started to claim they knew and advised London.  Now I'm not saying that those other posters were after me...but fuck them...yes they were..AND YOU KNOW IT LONDON

And to add insult to injury she's playing nicey nice with fucking GaGambler.  And that asshole is playing nicey nice back with her.  And let's not leave out fucking DC...he knew it before the asshole posted his first post...what a fucking genius  LOL

Frankly this is the most insulting behavior I would expect from any hooker.  

So London...I've called you out babe, or honey, or sweets.  What the hell are you going to do with this?  I don't often swear on TER...but when I do I prefer Dos Equis!

I want my $ 100....and I want it NOW  

Just to make sure that NO ONE construes this as a shill post....This is an attempt to collect a debt  LOL

Maybe he dreamt it?  I don't know!

Losing is NOT an option in my book.  I won...fair and square...and you know it LOL

Maybe serpricaprikomputer can straighten this out?

And FWIW I don't think CC even exists.  Just another figment of someone's imagination...and a way to welch on the bet

And quit hitting on GaGambler....it's pathetic  LOL

MAJOR SHILL post to TER.
You two will me moderated and banned!!
Your a danger to the health and well being of the rest of us.

Sorry Cubbie...you're just too sharp for me

Hey...want to bet $ 100 the Cubbies lose 100 this year?

If you win I'll let London pay the bill!

She's planning on stiffing (pun intended) me...BIG TIME!

Better hurry up

I'll bet my pal already has LOL

Too bad...I've opened up the forum for him to bash a bit...legit too  LOL

Oh, and Vegasmassage also knew who he was too ha ha. She taught me how to track all the stats to my site, and wouldn't you know it...serpicomofo checks my shit out at least 4 times a week. Fkin scary! I say we each get an Attorney to settle this...I call Hookercops first! I think he may "trade" bwahahaha.

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dina is in love with London...

And believe me...just seeing her writing here makes him hard  LOL

I hope it's not me that he's getting hard for though  

Where can I read your review of the lawn boy..

lungman checks your site out!

And yea...Olivia kind of knew...but I did confirm with her via PM.  Fooled ya!

But never say never!

Hi,

.. In September!!

At least get me someone for a quickie LOL

Yea...I know, it'll take more than an hour for me anyway.

Want some of the Cubbies action?

Says he has been getting thank you letters from lawn and pool guys, because of what one hooker did for the cause...just sayin. That boy can eat some...mmmm damn. Ima stop real quick ha ha. Getting that tingle again!

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They may hit the 100 mark before September.

Cheapskate !!

Btw, if you actually read her bet post, she never offerred money to the person that figured it out first. She was offering to bet anyone else that you or me figured it out first. So if anyone took her bet, they owe her. It's up to her if she shares it with either of us.
Of course, NOLA is a lot closer to CHi town than to Hawaii, so I don't even expect to get a frosty out of this.

We need a lawyer to figure this shit out

Any volunteers?

And they may very well have two consecutive seasons of 100+ losses....

LOSSES

and night to avoid playing any more games.

Not to worry...Theo has this all under control.

Same as TER has the multiple handles under control  LOL

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And don't forget circlingbuzzards, cyber, borisbadinov, and a few others who are in the mix!

Oh yea, cyber and lungman knew too because I PMd them.

LOL. Ah WTF! I'll settle for the Wendy's gift cards.

damn u CPA, your always stealing my women...
i should of been a # cruncher, instead of a SNOT Sucker.
that's ok, i was with a provider last nite, that was pretty well toasted from all the wine we drank, she said, i love you.....( i shit u not )
and since she was WAY drunk, i believe her....

to bad the parking attendant asked, "Hey, is that your dad".....sigh
AND, when people are WAY drunk, it's either, they cry or say i love you....
Sorry London, she fell in love with me 1st, now lawnboy can relax....

I might even foot the bill for the candies but that depends on the candy preferences of Olivia and CPA.

I'll spring for your own bag, or I'll buy the big bag and we can share! But I'm betting CPA has some expensive taste that might just be out of my candy budget!

That CPA and his clothespins, what a kinky fucker....

actually, it's her bod that makes me hard.....yummy.

ahhhh.

Lungman said he only goes there for her Blog and never, ever, looks at that bare kitty pic...he would have an MI, cause he is old.
Ya never know when to believe the guy though....he's SUCH a "FUCKTARD"

your lawn boy is over seeding the grass?

wish u would smile at me when i use my real handle....

It's a shill thread for LR

owed, I must demand that you cease and desist said nefarious and fraudulent collection attempt and forthwith remit to my office damages and attorney fees in the amount of one Frosty.

Any reasonable person could determine by the evidence at hand that not only was no so called "bet" ever made, or if made, ever accepted between Ms. Rayne and yourself or any other naturally born person within this jurisdiction.  If said bet had been made or accepted, then no obligation has arisen on the part of Ms. Rayne to pay on said bet not made, or made and not accepted, or made and accepted but not paid, as there has been no proof of satisfaction of said bet by yourself or any other naturally born person of this jurisdiction.

Further, by your description of said communications characterized as a "bet" you are actually attempting to convert said bet into a "bounty" on handle-change-exposure rather than an actual bet.  No such bounty was offered sir.  If you parse out the communication from the unfortunate victim, Ms. Rayne, you can clearly determine thus.  To wit:

"He will most certainly reveal himself quickly lol. Just can't help it. Anyone want to bet on how long it takes and which one of us catches it? I have 100 bucks on CPA or Perfectstorm ha ha."

As you can see by the words " bet on how long it takes and which one of us catches it," she is clearly establishing the parameters of a bet and ASKING for responses.

Further, "I have 100 bucks on CPA or Perfectstorm ha ha," clearly means that if anyone takes up the bet, she has the $100.00 on you or perfectstorm being the first, so she would only owe ANYONE anything IF AND ONLY IF someone had taken the bet and BET AGAINST YOU. (CAPS for emphasis, not anger).

By your own admission, whether accurate or not, you claim to be the first, so you have relieved her of any obligation to pay anyone should said bet be established to be real or accepted.

However, said bet, if made, was clearly never accepted as there are no replies of acceptance posted under her communication heretofore quoted and linked below.  Since TER's rules of evidence prohibit the introduction of PM's or Emails to the contrary, you are unable to establish acceptance of, or satisfaction of any bet, whether made or accepted.

Therefore, Ergo, Ipso Facto, you are simply full of shit and demand is hereby made from you for a Frosty to be delivered to this office in escrow.

Now you can say it after reading the above - Fucking Lawyers.

behalf as his unfortunate victim of this most scurrilous extortion.  

Now, all we have to do is discuss my compensation.

Hmmm,...let's see,...... I mow a mean lawn if that gives you any ideas.  LOL





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Hi,

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! :op j/k

Posted By: ChgoCPA
lungman  

There's a few others that rival his shilling...but none on the GD board (well Cubbie is making some noise).

I don't follow the local boards except for Chicago...but I'm sure there are those guys on each board.

you called it Jody.

I agree that it's a shill post.

unlike your very thinly disguised stalker posts, CCPA injected some humor, and made it a fun thread. Your stalker posts OTOH are simply pathetic, you really need to step up your game in you are going to play in this sandbox, the people around here aren't easily fooled, especially by a lightweight like you.

I ever went out there, so please get your facts straight. I don't WL people that I would not truly see again, and had no issues at all with. Just because he has not 'reviewed' me, does not mean I can't WL him...duh. He has not written a review since 2011 if you had not noticed. I called you on this same bs in another thread where it was obvious you did not bother to read what I had said, and now you post this crap again? I can describe every inch of his body, what he drives, what hotel we met at, and where we went to eat...he had sausage and peppers!



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No one listens to her petty bullshit anyhow.

No wonder you like him so much.

I don't know how I can compete with that, except to reiterate that I am asian. lol

clothespins ha ha.

You just are the dumbest poster in TER fucking history  LOL

This was a thread intended to allow YOU...yes YOU asshole an opportunity to do some bashing.

And the best you could come up with was "you called it Jody. I agree that it's a shill post"

Or were you just pissed you didn't guess before DC what your new handle was going to be?

He thinks Jody is his damn confessional lol. The guy is sending mass mailers out to everyone on TER as if they give a flying fk about the drama associated with a 70 year old retard! Damn...does this dude have ANY real life friends?

that way LR will be able to take every millimeter of my massive asian cock. lmao

Just can't help outing herself....

Over and over and over.

Do you want me to post that thread on here?  You know...it was just a week or so ago.  And it has even more of your insanity posted to it  LOL

who are you anyhow? lmao

Hi PS,

... you know,  a flat & smooth woman, come September!!