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Perhaps you could be the judge.
Posted By: bigvern
Make a contest of it, and you'd probably win.

Be spending time with your "girlfriend" VS the wife/so?

Will you see both on V Day or split them up?

Ladies, what did you receive that made yours the most memorable V Day?

I am not big on V Day personally.  It is an excuse to do things you should be doing all year.

I'll probably spend the day watching old flicks about the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.

I plan on spending the daytime doing shopping and lunch with the s.o. if I even have one after this post;) Tee-hee!  I will be spending the evening with my ATF and that about sums up my ideal Valentine's Day.  Oh and the best gift I think is cash, perfume, lingerie and shoes.  I'm low maintenance can't you tell!

XXX-Giselle Parker

My '96 Pontiac is low maintenance, because I only take it out for a drive every other week. Decent perfume is costly these days, as is a taking a woman shopping for shoes. I hope you treat your SO to more than lunch.

Posted By: WickedBrut
My '96 Pontiac is low maintenance, because I only take it out for a drive every other week. Decent perfume is costly these days, as is a taking a woman shopping for shoes. I hope you treat your SO to more than lunch.

superficial or materialistic... honestly maybe I am getting old, but I would much rather stay in...  

I have never demanded or expected to be wined and dined and lots of $$$ spent...

Also I always hear many men who complain about buying or doing stuff on that day just to make their So/GF happy, and they usually are bored!

So for me and my bf, I tell him it is for BOTH of us! Why does it have to only be about the woman and  
not the men.  
If you want the BOTH  of you too be happy and have fun on this day, why dont you guys take every year to plan the day  
 

Posted By: ceotraveling
Be spending time with your "girlfriend" VS the wife/so?  
   
 Will you see both on V Day or split them up?  
   
 Ladies, what did you receive that made yours the most memorable V Day?  
   
 I am not big on V Day personally.  It is an excuse to do things you should be doing all year.

As it stands, I have a friend coming in from La. and we have reservations at a 5 star restaurant... Lobster for me, steak for him I would guess. Nothing beyond that would be expected... we are not a couple.

...unless you want to work on those days.

 
you two are a couple... a couple of tards. lol

Don't you worry... I fully intend to pay it foward come steak and bj day in March. :) That is, if I don't join the convent before then lol. After seeing some of the stupid crap posted here lately, I am moving in that direction.

Ask CPA or Courtney for the gmail account... can't advertise being I am not a ho no mo lol.

When I had a GF... I used to go a little overboard.
I would show up at her job with way way too many flowers.
Make a scene in front of her friends, and co workers.

One time I literally filled her car with sunflowers.
That didn't go over too well. The little black things, and leaves were everywhere.
They also made the car kinda wet.. Humid..
I had to have it detailed after that. :D

I kinda kidnapped her one year.
Took her to Cancun.. Just kinda stole her...
No luggage. Nothing..
We bought what we needed there...
That was an awsome trip... But she was pissed I didn't give her a chance to pack.

So I always made Valentines day special for my lady.
It backfired a few times.. Though..
Also. When you do stuff like that. You have to keep it up..
That can become a burden.

A part of me is glad I don't have a girl to do that for...
It was overboard...

it have to be on Vday...that's my point. You didn't have to wait til Feb 14 to spring that. I'd bet you'd surprise her even more doing it on any other day of the year BUT Vday. But yes, women who 'get it' love that stuff, you just have to make sure you get one who does if you are to go 'all out' again Hound.

I felt great when I would pull off a good surprise!
Makes you feel like a man. You know?
All men crave a woman's adoration? I don't think that is the right word. It's not animation...
Maybe it is adoration.... Anyway. It's what escorts are so good at.. :D

One time. I knew she was having a really shitty day at work..
I worked nights then. So I was doing errands while she was at work.
I saw one of those parking ticket envelopes on the ground..
So I put 250 bucks in there with a note that said I l@#e her, and to go, and buy these shoes she wanted.
I put it on her windshield, and crossed my fingers no one would touch it, or she didn't throw it out..
Got her her favorite dinner. (Gross take out BTW)
These things worked very well.. :)

Eventually I ran out of ideas..
You have to pay very close attention... Always keeping an eye out for a clue.
It is exhausting to keep that up forever... Plus. You create a monster.
Once you slip. She is upset.

created, she's only hidden. She will then take advantage of men like you who give and give and give without appreciating the giving and only wanting more. You didn't create her. She's always there. You are picking the wrong women to share this side of you...the giving side. Better?

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capitalizes on something that should be treasured EVERY DAY with someone you love, not one day a year. Gay.

AnotherDonJohn472 reads

But in your case, don't we know.  

Or are you waiting to announce the wiener (sic, I mean winner of course). Lol.

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Why only go to Church on Christmas?

Why only do nice things for your parents on Mother's/Father's day?

One should thank their blessings everyday. Not just on Thanksgiving....

Why salute the flag only on Independence Day? One should be a proud American everyday?

Does that mean every holiday is, in your words "gay"?  Your thought is right, but your conclusion is wrong !!!

wrong to you Curly and probably most on this board as if I'm surprised lol. Again it's just my opinion and we are talking about V-day, not every holiday. I have a different opinion about different days throughout the year. Does that surprise you? Shouldn't. "And that's all I have to say about that."  

For ADJ...again, since you're so concerned about 'that' evening which is not remotely related to this stupid holiday anyway and is none of your business......here's my answer to you..........

Why don't you crawl back from whatever hole you came from ;) And kindly disappear...........unless of course you're man enough to step out from the alias finally. Remember what I said...until then...Ima waitin', but patience is not one of my virtues.

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AnotherDonJohn589 reads

"Methinks the lady doth protests too much."

It's okay. I'm in a good mood at least.  

I'm just fukkin' with ya, though not in the way you'd really like. lol.

I'm in a shitty mood, so let's fight. How bout you be the target today ADJ....bring it. But start with finding your balls first. If you 'know' me, you'll know I dislike guys who 'arent' quintessential men...and how 'I' view a man in these eyes. You're either a man or you're a pussy. It's black and white with me. Pretty simple woman here. Figure it out. Then we can play. You like to spew alot of 'verbiage'...that gets old with me too.  

Whats my fav color?

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AnotherDonJohn513 reads

Talk about flight of ideas... and fancy. Each of those sentences was a different thought.  

Funny to talk about knowing pussies given your typical clientele. Was that comment directed toward them or me? lol.

I actually think you're funny and entertaining. Aren't we playing now? just not in the way you'd like. lol again.

And i'm glad my verbiage gets old. what i'm going for these days. remember? ship sailed...

life touched the stuff. Feel sorry for those who need to.  

Funny and entertaining, yes I am and cute too, but apparently you'd know that if we actually met ;)

AnotherDonJohn462 reads

just not in the biblical/ GaG sense. I kissed your cheek.

So, yes, I know what you look like.

religious and I don't 'hang' with GAG. So explain. I'm out digging the neighbors which girls that actually have balls, do....in the meantime, go grab yours if you can find them and give them a good tug and call me in an hour. I should be back in by then preparing supper. Meatloaf, smashed taters and fresh spinach tonight to feed the soul. Z, Dave, Spartan and are invited (OTC of course) and perhaps a few others if they can make me laugh tonight....however my friend, you are not, kiss on the cheek....or not. CPA is also not invited because he 'expects' and 'demands' OTC time, which if he was smart about it and would learn the 'proper' way, that happens only 'after' the first time is earned with a lady. For those who have met me, know I am quite liberal with the 'hey whats the clock say' attitude and just enjoy our time together. See how that works? Some gentlemen just don't learn ;)

Out to shovel...later folks. Smile and do something nice for your neighbors today. And damn this snow is heavy...would've been a hoot if this hit yesterday this time. Go Seahawks. Underdogs are the best ;)

AnotherDonJohn366 reads

The two of you (your marketing agenda and he being what he is ) together undermined the concept of "gentleman."

Throw in Liamdoherty too while you're at it.  

That'll be a do-not-see list worthy of legend.  

Presumably that's the vaunted V-day list so far.

If not, you should all do it to spite the Don. Lmao.

I don't think CPA or I will lose sleep over it and in fact, I wished YOU a happy Vday.

Even though that clueless ass Spartan thought I was talking to him. Lol.

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Reply to the right person ADJ.  You of all people should know how to do that...  Did you forget your afternoon dose of meds again?

"... to spite the Don" ?  I love it when peeps refer to themselves' in the third person.  Quite telling.  The NY board crew nailed it pretty well.    
Isn't it to find someone new to stalk and irritate?

AnotherDonJohn486 reads

Are you taking Zyprexa or do you slip a Zydis under the tongue before you DATy the over 60 crowd?

Looking forward to the next meltdown.

Don't worry, your board is coming soon. lol.

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and Nicky ;) I like Nicky, as long as he calls me the 'cute' names and can behave for a few hours, he's all good with me. I do think he's a sweetheart (barf lol). I'm making homemade chocolate chip cookies for dessert too, something 'down home' this evening.  

Anyhow, ADJ, Spartan is fine. And I include any gentleman who actually 'books' with me. If you are who I think you are...you talk talk talk talk talk and talk some more...and NEVER EVER EVER EVER BOOK. Gee, that's a shock. All gentlemen who I've become 'intimate' with are and forever always on my good list...that's just how it is with me. Thank you guys, you know who you are. And the ones who talk talk talk talk and talk some more.....just aren't. Buckle up and take the ride my friend ;) Oh yea, silly me, I'm not 'your' freebie type.

Littlestinker502 reads

Move along Ted Bundy
She is much to Classy for you lol!

entitled "Thinking before we speak".   Quite entertaining!!

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AnotherDonJohn594 reads

Kendall can be Kendall because she saves her words.

Frankly, I haven't read a smart thing from you in a while. I enjoyed your meltdown though.

Regardless of if I have an SO, and I'll be doing the same this year. Spending the night with all my lesbian friends comparing tits or something. :)

Make a contest of it, and you'd probably win.

:)

Perhaps you could be the judge.

Posted By: bigvern
Make a contest of it, and you'd probably win.

I spent a Valentine's Day doing a duo with a sexxxy girlfriend of mine. The gentleman got us lingerie, flowers and chocolate dipped strawberries/fresh fruit.  

We had such a fun time feeding each other and modeling our lingerie. It helped set the mood and we all had a fantastic time. Definitely one of my favorite V days.

My wife lost interest in physical intimacy 20 years ago.  Why I'm still here is a long story, but who I would want to spend some soft pink time with on the 14th is a very short story.

Ohhh... You mean House of Cards Season 2 Premier Day! ;)

Valentine's Day is all about the near endless supply of individually packaged candy (sweet tarts and nerds for the win!), a little bit of sparkling vino, and ordering in tastes-so-good-but-oh-so-bad-for-you Chinese food to avoid all the ridiculously expensive prix fixe menus every restaurant sets up.  

While I know that may come across as awfully cynical, I don't mean it to! Snuggle up on the couch with that special someone as you down a bottle of Penelope and blast through an entire season of a show on Netflix. Do a little rumba around the living room to the opening credits of SATC. Just do what ever makes you happy and don't worry about anything else!  

Simple enough, right? :)

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