.....after maneuvering three pregnancies thirty years ago with my own S.O. and surviving the wild and erratic hormonal challenges that took place in her, I guess thinking about spending time with a prego provider is an experience that I'd rather forget.

Wish you the best Sonny !

I really enjoyed the breast milk after the kids came, but the sex wasn't anything special when she was pregnant. Just less of it, and mostly limited to doggie style.

has any one ever seen a pregnant provider. would love to here your stories. hope im not the only one thats ever wanted to play with one.

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I went to the Lamplighter which was a strip club in St Paul MN and a total shithole.  The women stripped inside a big glass box which was about  the size of a single car garage. We called it the stripper aquarium.  Anyway, the last time I was there, one of the strippers was about 7 months pregant.  That was pretty weird. If you get a couch dance from her you could feel the baby kick I guess.  Is that what youre looking for?

and I loved every moment of those times.

I found that the most comfortable position was for them to lay down on their back with their feet on the ground and me above them with my feet on the ground and supporting myself with my hands.

Sex should be discontinued in the last month, however.

They were all as horny as fuck, and so was I.

With two of them I also got to have breast milk after they delivered.

Good times!

I enjoy the looks of a pregnant lady, so I booked with one. I paid her for her time, we had adult kind of fun then I left. Just like most sessions. She said was leaving the business after her child was born. Never heard from her again.

I wasn't aware that I was teaching my kids while they were in utero, and through ESP.

When you have lived through it you will understand what Romeo said.  I have got to say though on a few occasions while my wife was pregnant and her hormones kicked it was some of out most memorable sex.

Had a beautiful, busty blonde I had seen on several occasions at a massage parlor in the midwest some years ago.  I had been inactive for a few months and I dropped by and asked for her she was sitting on a sofa with some other girls when I walked in (sort of an immobile version of the bunny ranch lineup - LOL).  Anyway, it didn't show until she stood up but once she did it was like - OMG she's prego).

We had enjoyed each others company a number of times and had a good report so once we got in the room I was kidding her like - OMG, why didn't you call - when are "we" due?  She just laughed and planted one of her patented DFK's on me as I slipped the negligee off her shoulders and began to fondle and kiss her.

On the down side, her breasts were quite sensitive which limited my hand and tongue play with them.  On the other hand that sensitivity heightened her desire for me and she sucked my cock even more eagerly than normal and (a first with her) bareback to completion first in her mouth and then over her breasts.

Another first for her, she eagerly offered a 2nd cup as she wanted fucked after offering and receiving a little DATY.  We did it covered, doggie and then she let me cum on her ass.

Definitely a nice memory.  I made a mental note and dropped off a little gift for the baby next time by.  She left after the baby came so I lost track of her.  I hope life smiled upon her.  She was always a sweetie.

Something about the contrast of the pregnant belly at about 8 months on a slim lady, but it really looses something on fatter women.  

Last time I fucked a pregnant lady, the kid came out crossed eyed.

Guess shit happens when you get poked between the eyes too many times.... lol!

When my son was born I went to get a closer look and the little bastard hit me right between the eyes and just smiled I was thinking Karma is a bitch.

And there's no doubt in my twisted mind you deserved it! lol!

Some women become super horney during their pregancies and in that state are incredibly naturally lubricated. It must be the hormones, but they tell me they also lose that cautious fear of getting knocked up by a stranger during a sexual encounter and that frees their enthusiasm.

Some women take on "that glow" and are very attractive because of it. It's very different than actually having to endure all the not-so-fun aspects of going through a pregnancy with a wife but I've had great sex with both wives and horney ladies who were not wives during pregnancy over the years.

This sounds like a topic LG could shed some light on.

And I'm not quite sure how to interpret them?

We'll discuss your depravity tomorrow....

Are we talking the same shit?

True story. A buddy of mine made a bong that was shaped to look like a double barrel shotgun.

You toked on it from the bad end, kinda like Kurt Cobain did with the real thing.

Called it his 'Kurt Cobain special'.

Didn't give him any shit about it because his little sister was gunned down while she was sitting at a stop light one Sunday night.

Their mother is a famous author who wrote a book asking who killed her daughter, besides her other, more profitable writings.

Never caught the one that did this after 20+ years.

My kids came out quickly demonstrating the technique of the head-butt to anyone caring to get within range.

I lost count, but of the 10 plus preggos I've had, I reviewed abbout half.

Roughly 3 years ago there was a stripper in my local club, she went by the name Brandi. She was a thin, waif girl, maybe weighed 100lbs soaking wet. Anyway she was pregnant and stopped dancing at about 5 months into her pregnancy but saw her customers in private. I was the last one to have a session with her and she was 8 months along at the time and we had a great time. She was super horny and wanted to do all sorts of things. Needless to say we had fun and I still get turned on by seeing her small frame with that big belly laying on her back while I was fucking her, for some reason it was a huge turn on. The weird thing is that I really don't find pregnant women a turn on, it just clicked with her. She stopped dancing and escorting all together and became a full time mom while her husband works to pay the bills. He is a decent hard working guy and I wish them both the best.

I'm pregnant I didn't think that men found pregnant woman attractive untill I became a pregnant provider. Interesting thread to read, thanks.