Shit. Eskimo ladies might want some strange.

You WANT to pay ladies to have sex with you.  Think about it.

Now, how many states have I done PTP in?

Let's see:  MA, CT, RI, VT, NH, NY, MD, VA, FL, OH, PA, IL, TX, NV, CA, AR,

That's 16 out of 50, so I have a lot of work ahead of me.

There was also Nova Scotia, Quebec and Vancouver in Canada as well as London, England.

Here's an inspirational song for all courtesy of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention for this Saturday AM.

Have we met sweety? hehehehe

"ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD !!!! !----- R Lee Ermey, "Full Metal Jacket" ( 1987 )

My goal was to fuck at least a hundred different women, in at least a dozen different countries for that year.

Unfortunately, I failed miserably, while I easily made the hundred different women part of the equation, I got really busy towards the end of the year and only made it to seven countries.

As for your dream, I am probably at about 25 of the fifty, not to mention a couple of dozen different countries, and counting. lol My problem is, I start liking one country in particular and stop going to new ones. This weekend is  a great examply, it{s my second trip to Colombia in as many weeks. A couple of the chicas didn´t even realize that I had gone home.lol

See ya´ll next week when I get back.

DC; MD VA PA WV FL NC MT WY NV.


I missed out on SD and NM last when I had the chance.


Good pull Mr Fisher; FZ is a god to me.

That is an interesting goal.  Never would have thought of something like that.

Swim

But in another sense, the place is like no other.

I'm In UTAH boys!

No, it's not world peace. Be nice, but really? Be rich? Yeah, that'd be cool. Get married and have kids? Seriously, can anyone see that? I have to PAY ladies to see me, much less expect them to give me my offspring.

No. My deal is I want to see at least one provider in every state of this country.

Not see one visiting from another state. But actually go there and see them.

I have a long way to go. Only have 3 under my belt, so to speak. NM, NC, and NV.

Boys, how many states have you had encounters in?

Ladies, who's inviting?

Utah and Nevada, not even going to try to visit every state let alone see an escort there.

I'll be in New York next week, and would love to show you the Big Apple experience! I've lived there for a few years, know lots of hot, fun things to do! PM me for details, and good luck on your hunt!
Hugs,
Nina

...extended !  Come enjoy some sun & fun in South Florida !

xoxo Viv

Posted By: MP67

No, it's not world peace. Be nice, but really? Be rich? Yeah, that'd be cool. Get married and have kids? Seriously, can anyone see that? I have to PAY ladies to see me, much less expect them to give me my offspring.

No. My deal is I want to see at least one provider in every state of this country.

Not see one visiting from another state. But actually go there and see them.

I have a long way to go. Only have 3 under my belt, so to speak. NM, NC, and NV.

Boys, how many states have you had encounters in?

Ladies, who's inviting?

to you, which is a wonder. I'd hate be on his Roladex.

"Sucks to be me"

4 foreign countries.

No desire on this end what-so-ever!

And it's always a pleasure!

I think we should make it a quest, but certainly not a bet. I learned the HARD way with you not to do that again! lol!!!

Have fun with you-know-who this weekend, and tell her I said 'HEY!'

Costa Rica
Colombia
Toronto
Montreal
Mexico (several chica hunts)

In civie life ....

6 countries, 14 states in 3 years

In hobby life

1 country, 3 states in 4 years

Kinda makes me think this hobby thing might not be as effective as the civie thing.

Arizona, California, Nevada, Maryland, Texas, Louisiana, Nebraska, Hawaii, South Carolina, Idaho, Mexico, Okinawa, S. Korea, Taiwan, Philippines, England, Germany.

Took some thinking.  Not sure if I forgot any since I keep remembering more the longer I think about it.

Just kidding, brother!

depending on how you count the encounter

naturally there are the three "states" including and adjacent to DC, there are two states in the left coast region. then right in between there was this weird encounter where there was no envelope involved but there was a cash transaction.

it was long ago when life was simpler and safer, pre TER. i was approached by very red haired, extremely pale, wonderfully wacky young woman. she wasn't a stranger. she hung around some of the same circles i travelled in. she asked me to purchase an item which was obviously not as claimed and at an outrasgeous price. there was also this highly seductive promise that i would be made very happy if i overlooked the fact that the item being sold was a fake. i went for it and was very very happy i did.

the item i purchased later did come in very handy as pizza topping.

no wonder weird shit happens to me.

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If she would let me have her at the corners of NM, CO, AZ, and UT.

That would be so fucking cool!

I HAVE to party with your ass!!!

BTW, how long did the oregano last?

Good luck finding a provider there, and it is out in the open with tribal police running around and a few park rangers . Sorry to kill your plan.

The real name is too obscene to even put up on this site.

i forgot to include Utah the first time i posted.

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Probably thinking about how much more fun he'd be having in Key West.

Talk about GOG action.  Yowsa!

Yes. We should add foreign countries.

the oregano was definitely fourth rate. it didn't quite ruin the pizza. it takes a helluva lot to ruin pizza IMO. but after the first use i discarded it. it had a bitter edge to it i didn't like. always stick with well reviewed and established brands of oregano i say.

as for the lady who sold it to me.... last i heard she gave up her amateur status and entered "the biz" of not providing oregano. the world is a better place for that.....

I thought about this when I went and did something for work real quick, and decided it was either oregano or mushrooms!

Thanx Tex! You always crack my shit up!

If anything, if there's a will, there's a way.

I've done some fucked up shit under the most fucked up circumstances.

Now, if I could just put that kind of energy into making myself a rich-ass-mother-fucker I'd be so inclined to pay for a weekend for you and you-know-who!

Sorry G. But when anyone looks up the word 'slut' in the dictionary, there's your pic. Whit a big-ass-shit-eatin grin on your face!

Gotta love Jimmy Buffet!

Or Ernest Hemingway?

Isn't that where he blew his brains out with a shotgun?

Ooops! My bad!

Funny regardless how you put it, us men all payfor it whether it be for GFE or just dating!! You buy them a drink , you take them to dinner, you date them....We paying for it!!!!!

Dont get me wrong ladies i'm not mad at that...... but we still pay for it!!! LoL

I just wanted you to be prepared. I never said don't do it. I know someone who pulled it off(not with a provider), you just have to have a plan and it is still very risky. If you are going to try it will have to be at night, and being a little drunk is a must as if your sober you will talk yourself out of it. I think the being a bit drunk part will come easy for you. You will have to find a provider who is a bit nuts but there is plenty of them. Then go for it. Just bring some bail money.

Omg enuffff with the Sara Palin..she not all that!!!! GEE!! Give itt a nice 'HEADGEAR' and everyone goes crazy....IMAO!!

Never really thought about that till you just mentioned it....!! Dont know wether to thank you or curse you..!! LoL

Is I'll have her standing doggie.

One hand in Utah, the other in Arizona, one leg in Colorado, and the other in New Mexico.

At night, of course, because of the rangers. Though, I'm not shy, and if I get arrested(again), it'll make for a hell of a thread!

BTW, I'll do it completely sober also!

Just the way I roll!

Parrot Heads.

as for Hemingway, he blew himself away in Idaho. while i've read Hemingway i think you can guess by my prose style that i'd rather read his arch-rival William Faulkner. unlike Hemingway, i've never played with guns or even owned one. (there is a wacky hobby rumor to the contrary, but enough of that.) haven't touched one in about 50 years.... i rely on my martial arts skills for self defense.

no. i always thought that Ernest Hemingway's best product was Margaux. there's a tragedy for you.

Let's see ... for me: TX, PA, MA, IA, OH, IL, TN, DC.

....in the DC/NOVA area.

don't spread it around, will ya?

I have a friend who goes on tour there from time to time. She love it because she is busy do to the lack of competition. There is a few but not very many.

And how long have you've been practicing abstinence....?LoL

Of course I may ask you to bring along Allure, or Eve or Juls ... or all of them.  Just so u dont have to suffer traveling alone

Lina

Kind of embarrassing on my part, but you're right in your sentiments.

One way or the other, we eventually pay for it.

About Margaux anyway. And especially about firearms. I drink too much, so not a good idea to have them around.

Yeah, I took a shot(pun unintended) about where Hemingway did the deed. I knew he spent a lot of time in Key West so I assumed. And we all know what happens when we assume....

You'll find out not soon enough our wicked sense of humor!

had been in Key West he might have been in a healthier frame of mind and not pulled the plug. but then i can't imagine feeling suicidal south of Reykjavik, say.......

no dis to Mariel. she's gorgeous still, i think. i saw her in Personal Best and also in Star 80. damn. i have to work all weekend and have no time for fun except for little TER breaks.

you and MP67 are just mean! LOL!

i really ought to retire from something, if notthe hobby!

U  need to check the birth rate in Halifax NS i believe they have highest birth rate!!!!

Sry im confused how do you look at a lady/women wrong...... WE MEN!!!

GOD, you're such a slut! No fucking shame, and totally unabashed as to who you are and what you do.

I wanna be like you when I grow up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0

Viva Colombia !!  That's one of 6 countries for me but Colombia ranks as my favorite for civvies and providers. 16 US states and two territories are less exotic but still a good time.

That's also true of NC.

I was speaking of the 50 state and DC in the United States where Utah is number one at 20.3 births per 1000 people the next closest state is  a tie between Texas and Alaska at 16.7 per 1000 people. There is two US territories that beat Utah, at 22.9 per 1000 Northern Marianas, and American Samoa at 20.5 per 1000. The place with the highest birth rate is Niger at 51.6 births per 1000 people. The birth rate for Halifax in 1995 which in the most resent I can find in 5 minutes looking is 11.8 per 1000 people well short of Utah.






http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0763849.html#axzz0yfPaUIn2

http://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2054rank.html

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You can't unless it get you slapped or offends her. I was just poking fun at MP67 post above and stating I only have one kid. Not like my neighbor who has 16 and one more on the way. I gave him a box of condoms and information on birth control for his birth day last week. He laughed at my gift and said, "Now you tell me."

MN, TN, KY, FL, NY, MD, LA, AZ

there it's the pigs and chickens that sweat it out when the men are on the prowl

modulo contraception

in Knoxville, TN this year! They are off to a great start but next week I believe will be the reckoning when they play Oregon.

It's a good time all the way around!

Lol but i lived there and that stat.  for Nova Scotia just doesnt seem quite accurate.. but thanx for the 411!!!!

No foreign travel for me yet (except for the euphemistic kind), but lessee...Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee and Kentucky - that's 8 states in a year and a half of hobby experience. Gives new meaning to "the South will rise again"!