..."Am I violating Passover dietary restrictions?  I'm only supposed to eat unleavened products.  I mean, what if she has that 'yeast thing' going on as Dice Clay so memorably said."


"[talking to a couple in the audience]
Andrew Dice Clay: Panties? You shouldn't be wearing panties. D-Don't you read the gynaecological reports!
[uproarious laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: You get that-that moisture build-up which leads to you know, the yeast thing.
[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: I mean, you're making *bread* down there, baby!
[more laughter]

Andrew Dice Clay: And after the guy eats a loaf-and-a-half he gets FULL!"
[more laughter]



Help me, Rabbi Fisher!  Did I commit a sin for which I have to atone?

...Read what Jon Stewart said about Obama saying matzo tastes good...


Stewart, who returned from a two-week hiatus, first did not buy Obama's assertion that the matzo he tasted was "good."

"I'm going to stop you right there Mr. President," Stewart said. "Good matzo? That's what's known in the business as a goy-tell. Because unless that matzo was slathered in fluffernutter or jammed inside a chipwich, it tastes like the box it came in. ... You're allowed to say matzo sucks, trust me."

You and the Hater Youth should have a field day with your hate filled remarks against those who like Passover!

It DOES taste like the box it came in. No really.

Everyone is closed for some asinine reason on Easter Sunday.

This wasn't a Friday fish question.

I know just the guy for the job too!

I'm not really sure if that would make it okay or not.

She said if a hooker can hit the right notes...she's Kosher

the picture didn't come thru, but I have made a provider hit a high note. I will submit my references to Babs to see if a certification will follow.

I know Les Mis better than you'll ever know.

In the meantime, watch this a few times if you feel you need some penance: