Gentlemen..

CLEAN OUT YOUR BELLY BUTTON! EHEW!!!

Really, we do notice.

I know mom always told you to always wear clean underwear and that is important. But. I can promise you that if you ever have to have emergency surgery we are laughing at your nasty belly button fungus...

Also, As a lady... We do notice...

A Q tip works well.............

Since I have an "inni," I do this routinely. A Que-tip and some shower gel works wonders.

Found it fascinating how much lint and crude could build up in there. Been making certain there was not enough dirt in there to plant a bean, hence grow a bean stalk, ever since

is when I go to give a man a massage and see tp balls stuck to his ass crack hairs...everyone is laughing right now...but I gotta say it is effin nasty...I have been accused of being TOO clean...so you can imagine that seeing brown balls of leftover terlet paper in yer pooper really turns me OFF ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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twice a week.

What the hell, that's gross...I mean c'mon! Do these guys not wash their ass in the shower???  Geez!!

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no foul fermenting fulminating fungus is ever to be found. Q-tips and alcohol are not required. nor is napalm. it has never been complained of.

this is because it is a Goldilock's belly button: not so outsie that it is surrounded by a moat inhabited by swamp creatures and crocodiles....

not so insie that one can start a journey to the center of the Earth...

it is a moderate belly button of gentle vales and hills easily washed by the gentle rains that fall from any working shower head.

soap is used too of course......

Klingons have invaded Uranus!

Certainly not as bad as that example, but my only addition to this is begging ladies not to leave bits of toilet paper in the exact spot I intend to spend time licking.

I can understand the time scraps that would be impossibly to get rid of without a handy showerhead (in which case, may I please watch?) but I've seen the other end of the spectrum too, with a virtual handful of paper wadded there.

If I wanted to eat paper, I'd be licking Playboys!  

OMG!!

Flies are the only ones that are going to be attracted, oh and maybe a mangina or two. rofl

Right?  My guess is that swipe with the bar of soap just isn't gettin' it!  That act is the prelude to the smelly balls syndrome... soap is not magic guys!!  You have to aid it DAILY with a little scrub-scrub, or better yet, a sudsy wash cloth works miracles!  Some of you may even need to try a friggen scrub brush!  But my all-time fav is when I pull down his draas, moving in for the BJ, & his entire junk-yard smells like he was either strapped for time during his last BM, or he simply ran out of TP!!  I can pretend not to see something vile, but I cannot pretend I don't smell suffocating odor!  Straight simple... take a damn shower before you visit a Provider - a good one - that's just common sense!!!!!!  It's to your benefit as well!

The flies' regurgitation on that in order to digest it would likely be an improvement!