I wonder if a provider could auction off a date?  Purely platonic, of course.  She reads a little Plato, I read a little Plato, we discourse into a cave allegory with hand puppets, I spill wine on my robe and we laugh at Aristotle's Law of Non-Contradiction.  Ending the night with a peck on the cheek.

Would this be allowed on eBay?  Philosophically speaking.

Can we have an auction page on TER?  

Just a thought.  Please respond Socratically.

Yes it could be posted. The shorter the duration the better the chance it has of going to completion. It takes someone reporting it before eBay will do a thing about it.

I don't know why Holeydiver but reading your post really got me hot.
Intelligence is truly a great aphrodisiac..

PS
I would love to get a peck from you.

Fishnets hugs and KISSES
sexymaddy