Now these sour pusses may just be disgruntled as a result of the Pat's loss...but if this trend spreads it will beg the question as to where the future Hobbyists of America get their education. A very sad day.

the farts. I want to know if she is the science teacher.

I'd place my bets on her being either the Phys. Ed. or Art teacher.

are much more interested in her anatomy. I know I am.

bending over with you ass in the air and saying, "Beat This, Bitches!"  Before unleashing a torrent of noxious gas that would make Saddam blush.

any one of those would be okay with me.

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they suspend both the puller and the farter.  Also, who preserves the evidence, and how is it preserved.  I would not want that job.

get a Doctor's note excusing the flatus for medical reasons?  

Are only loud farts penalized?  

What about a silent but deadly attack?  

What about the dreaded pussy farts, are they covered too?

Are you allowed to fart in detention?  

What if a teacher breaks wind...what happens then?

If the school serves chili with onions for lunch, is there some sort of free pass?

I guess that is all for know...I may have more later.

Fart Proudly.

Supposedly a justification for farting owing to medical benefits.

The kids should bring that to school and tell the principal to stick that in his pipe and light it up.

And it seems to this story that is what they want.

Come on..what next...no arm farting??