...insist on calling me Babe?

I used to think it was because I was better-looking than their average customer, but with experience comes wisdom.  Now I'm more inclined to think its because they don't want to have to remember my name until I have repeated a couple of times since I'm just there to give them money for pussy.  Does that sound too cynical?

Ha! Totally agree.  

anecdotally, Latinas call me babe, Asians call me hun.

Asians called me Super Man 😁

...... and in the fit of passion they call me Oh God!

Hun seems to be from an earlier era. Older ladies seem to use it most often.

...at mrfisher's school for wayward women.

Now that I think about it, you're right. The ones that call me that are Latinas. In their defense, they can call me anything they'd like when they let their passion loose.

I've been told I resemble Bruce Willis/Vin Diesel.  

who won't go all the way.

"reform" school that puts misguided girls on a path to be of benefit to  all mankind?  How noble is that?  Kudos.  

babe, hon, darlin', cutiepie, babycakes...  

there are customers that do NOT give you all of their correct personal information when trying to make an appointment with a provider?!!  I'm shocked, shocked I say!!!!

Awesome, best post for you, was roflmao after reading it, IM SHOCKED 😱

Be grateful they don't call you Pug or Fido.

blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.  Lol

Sparrow School......yup it's those pesky Russians again!

Commonly used in the Mid Atlantic states and specifically Baltimore.  Plus, if you need an ambulance, it is pronounced "Ambulaaance"  Heavy on the a.  

Every try "Wonder Buns"?   I was once called that in a long. long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

lead me to the light Mick!

after being with him you will want to join a convent.  Lol

is I REALLY hope that is photoshoped.

I thought you might say something more along the lines that Mick might be the one wanting to join that convent after being with Steph. lol

liking everyone here.  I wait to see where the punches are coming from, and then I respond accordingly.  Steph has done nothing to me today.  

As well as the dreaded hunnie!

Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch,
You know that I love you.

the only thing that is loose is the passion.  Lol

Even better than a Sparrow School would be a Swallow School

what they were calling me.   For some reason, it always sounded like there was a "g" at the end, which was puzzling to me.   Lol

Which raises the questions:
1) Is your first name Attila?
2) Do you live in a yurt?
3) When you are finished, does she also call you "The Scourge of God?"

...but like Mick, I am sometimes mistaken for the almighty.

Here's a little article about southern-speak.    

while most of the country would call that song Old Motown.

in the south...I've never heard it pronounced to sound like the world teen. More like ta-hen. But I'm not from the deep South so I'm just speaking from what I know as someone from N.C. with relatives who came from S.C. And as I've explain to you there are 3 distinct different N.C. accents. Central Piedmont (me), "Down East" and a Western NC accent which sounds more like a Tennessee accent from across the mountains.

I know to many providers we are just penises with wallets attached, so why do we need a name?  Right?

Another hostess used to call me Lord Buxton.

...dancing the shag and enjoying the time with your lady. The Embers, the Tams, The Rondells,  "Sixty Minute Man by the Dominoes.

The Drifters, Chairman of The Board, Archie Bell and The Drells (from Houston Tx)  and The Four Tops are some of my favs...many of these groups had multiple hits!  

cataract surgery you will see just how ugly you truly are.  You old guys all think you are good looking, but the truth is you are 75% blind.  You probably think your 2 inch dick is much longer, as well.

you see are impressed with how you live up to your username.   Now THAT is reality!!!

hillbilly like you to come to such a conclusion!  Is that really the best you can do?  

... or they can call me jabe. Or they can call me babe jabe, or they can call me BJ, or they can call me BJJ.  But they doesn't need to call me johnson.

fake name as last time, you should just call them stupid.   Are you suggesting the tech support guy in India who I talked to last week doesn't remember me?   Geez, what an asshole he is after repeating my name over 30 times during a 7-minute call.  Every sentence either started or ended with my name.   How disingenuous is THAT!

Ha ha. I would never expect to be called it as a lady, nor would I use it.  
It would never suit my Cornish lilt.

Wonderbuns?   In my prime that would fit.....but not any more!

But could you favor us with your girl of the day.  I don't know about the rest of these people, but I'm starting to experience withdrawal symtoms.  I tried drinking already today, but it didn't help.  I booked a session for tonight, so I just need a little tease to tide me over if you have the time.  Thanks.  I will owe you one.  

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The dog pic was for possible resemblance to the Senator. The monocle pic was about the confusion of Imp being called Lord Buxton by a hostess. Was that because of the Monocle or the Wallet?

they call you cute names. It's part of their job. But outside in the real world you're called nothing. But that's when you can call them cute names too and they might like it or do nothing about it , unlike in the work world. Which I would advice not to do.