"reform" school that puts misguided girls on a path to be of benefit to  all mankind?  How noble is that?  Kudos.  

(If you sell it this way, you will even find donors among the religious right - Lol)

hillbilly like you to come to such a conclusion!  Is that really the best you can do?  

 
Can't be your poor eyesight this time, more like a mental deficiency.  Whew, you DO have some serious issues, don't you?  Have heard the California DMV refuses to issue you a handicapped placard in spite of your mental problems.  Don't blame them.

 
Guessing that could be why you only choose providers who do not speak English.  Good for you, at least you know your own limitation--that way they won't overwhelm you with intellectual banter--something else that is well  beyond your grasp.

is I REALLY hope that is photoshoped.

...but like Mick, I am sometimes mistaken for the almighty.

I thought you might say something more along the lines that Mick might be the one wanting to join that convent after being with Steph. lol

Here's a little article about southern-speak.    

My favorite is the "bless your heart", which you taught me about.

But here's another I heard while I was between flights in Charlotte last week:

Pronounced "teen", it's the number between nine and eleven.

Took me a while before I figured it out as a gate agent was announcing it as a gate change.   For a moment I thought they had instituted a special gate for teenagers, which actually would make a lot of sense.

Which raises the questions:
1) Is your first name Attila?
2) Do you live in a yurt?
3) When you are finished, does she also call you "The Scourge of God?"

...dancing the shag and enjoying the time with your lady. The Embers, the Tams, The Rondells,  "Sixty Minute Man by the Dominoes.

 
Many of these tunes and the groups that preformed them were local hits rather than national though many did have one or two Top 40.

blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.  Lol

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fake name as last time, you should just call them stupid.   Are you suggesting the tech support guy in India who I talked to last week doesn't remember me?   Geez, what an asshole he is after repeating my name over 30 times during a 7-minute call.  Every sentence either started or ended with my name.   How disingenuous is THAT!