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Re: How is that possible?
skankazoid 398 reads
posted
1 / 15

If you're on top and pounding him so hard, how did he not break his dick when it slipped out and you crushed it?
And is his dick really sharp that it cut your skin?  Did he have a knife-edge shape on his penis?

Wpnx 92 Reviews 295 reads
posted
2 / 15

using for protection?

If it's that sharp how come it didn't cut up your vagina?

Please try a little harder next time.

Yasodhara See my TER Reviews 219 reads
posted
3 / 15

Good God!  That sounds awful.  I would have panicked.  I would not have been so calm.  Yes, when we are aroused there's a LOT of blood flowing through the vessels, so a cut would bleed profusely.  That's not funny or entertaining in the slightest.

ClassyTaylorVIP See my TER Reviews 1956 reads
posted
4 / 15

What was the most embarrasing session for you?  We all have our embarrassing moments, but when it happens doing this its just THAT much more embarrassing. I had my first really bad experience last night. It was our first time meeting. All started out well, great chemistry ect....we are getting down to business and im on top *my fav* He grabs my hips and really starts to go at it when it pops out and hits my pelvic bone,so hard that it literally cut me. Blood everywhere. It looked like a crime scene. I didnt know what to do. We both took a shower. When I got out I was almost positive he was going to be gone and totally freaked out. I get out of the shower and find him trying to clean up some of the mess and he was really apologetic althought I know it wasnt so much his fault. I was totally embarrased and had no idea how to react to the situation. He offered to take me to the hospital and hung out until he knew I was ok which was really sweet. I was absolutely mortified and told him id be ok and thanked him for sticking around and handling it so well. I thought for sure id never hear from him again but he text me this morning asking if I was ok and saying he wants to see me again when im better.
Both providers and hobbyist can get in on this one....

AnotherDayAtTheOrfice 405 reads
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5 / 15
ClassyTaylorVIP See my TER Reviews 574 reads
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6 / 15
anonymousfun 6 Reviews 241 reads
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7 / 15
ClassyTaylorVIP See my TER Reviews 391 reads
posted
8 / 15

The way it hit my pelvic bone and the friction must of caused the cut. Not sure.Trust me I was just as confused about how it happened. But sure enough it did. Something doesnt have to be sharp to puncture your skin. Especially in such a sensitive area.  Maybe it was a "had to be there"type of situation.

scoed 8 Reviews 195 reads
posted
9 / 15

So the story sounds possible to me. I would have done the same thing your client did. It sounded awful. The most embarrassing session for me was that I could not get it up. I was not in the mood for sex but I booked the session the week before, so I decided to go trough with it anyway because I don't cancel without an extremely good reason on the day of the appointment. No matter what she tried it was not going to happen. I was so embarrassed and she looked disappointed. Note, I was very tired, stressed out and a little distracted by other thoughts that had nothing to do with the session.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 197 reads
posted
10 / 15

OOUUUCH why would that be embarrassing....that just sounds scary and painful.....why do men have sex with you like you won't your vagina afterwards?! Since he wants to see you again you might want to let him know to take it easy.

space_rob 7 Reviews 138 reads
posted
11 / 15

My knowledge of how other men fuck women is limited to what I've seen in porn. Ok, wait, I was in one MMF threesome back in my late teens, but I wasn't paying attention to him.

First off, more friction is better (up to a point), which is why condoms are so hated. But more importantly, when a guy is particularly horny pure instinct can kick in, which demands that this girl be fucked until she's sore. Male instinct doesn't *want* you using your vagina afterwards for reasons that should be obvious.
Just be glad we didn't evolve from cats. They have horrible, horrible sex, which I won't go into here.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 156 reads
posted
12 / 15

My appointments have been pretty much trouble-free but back when I was picking up streetwalkers things could be a lot more perilous.  My funniest story (well, I can laugh about it now) was the time I had picked up a really hot hooker.  She directed me to an parking lot a few blocks from Boston's downtown area, we parked and she started to go down on me.  After about a minute a police cruiser pulled into the lot and drove straight to the back where we were parked.  He pointed his head lights at us and started questioning us.  He made me place the keys on the roof of my car while he went to run my plate.  When he came back he yelled at the both of us that he knew exactly what we where up to and not to try and give him any BS stories.  He yelled for a few more minutes about stuff I don''t even remember then he got in his cruiser and drove away.  I looked over at my "date" and we both started laughing our asses off...then she finished the blow job!

trex44 9 Reviews 195 reads
posted
13 / 15

So this lovely young lady I had met in one of Nevada's legal playgrounds (i.e., brothel) in 1994 was visiting the LA area where I was living. We made a date for her incall apartment and things were progressing nicely, with her starting some great oral action on me. It was my turn to respond and I began an enthusiastic DATY session, which I knew she had enjoyed from out two prior engagements. I guess the prior experience paid off, since she was really diggin' what I was doing, as she got more vocal and started moving a lot more. Things were building to there natural climax when, after some 15 minutes, she got REALLY crazy, bouncing and grabbing my head. She got so active that she popped me a pretty good bounce right in the nose and it started bleeding. I was so engrossed in what I was doing that I didn't notice for a few moments and it started to look like a scene from a porno vampire movie!

After I noticed what was happening and she was cooling down, we got cleaned up a bit, I waited a few minutes until my nose stopped bleeding and we resumed our hot activities with no further leakage -- at least of the red stuff!

We did laugh about it afterwards, so all's well that ends well, eh?

somebodyelse_32 31 Reviews 139 reads
posted
14 / 15

so years ago a very fun and wild session, hot & sweaty, and my fun provider lady friend wants to be on the desk/table in the room, sitting with legs spread, facing me while I was standing, and she was goading me on to go harder, faster, faster, longer strokes, all the way in and out, and we're really going at it and she leaned back just enough that we weren't lined up correctly when I made my next hard thrust forward and i knew I hadn't re-entered the wonderfully moist pleasure entry location I'd been in before--felt like I'd hit a dead end and she was in pain and a bit of a shock and we were quickly off the table and she was walking around like she was trying to get rid of a terrible cramp or charley horse, and I just kept apologizing and and asking what I could do or get for her and she kept saying it wasn't my fault it was an honest accident but that she needed a minute.  she eventually felt better but we did not have any more sex, we just cuddled and I comforted and snuggled with her and we had pillow talk with the balance of our time.

averyroe 1 Reviews 178 reads
posted
15 / 15

there was this time i saw a magician's assitant and when i went down for some daty, i noticed a little piece of what looked like material. i clenched my teeth on it and started pulling. would you believe ... there were like 18 handkerchiefs that came outta there?

yeah, i wouldn't believe it either if i hadn't just made it up l

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