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Re: How is he not Always Hard?
emsjhs2009 513 reads
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same way that a bartender, bouncer or dj does at a strip club.  had a friend that used to bartend a SC in ATL. he says that after a few days you get to the point that you really do pay attention to all the naked girls around and becomes just another job albeit with some great scenery and the occasional fringe benefit.  no one is going to walk around for hours with a boner (note the viagra commercial warnings)

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These guys get the take nude pictures, in their full glory, of some of the most beautiful escorts.

I had a friend who did just that and had the option where the fees could be paid in kind by having sex.  Lucky bastard he slept with so many women. I have seen some of the pics that he took and it is worth it.

I guess barter system works well.

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Posted By: johnroberts6666
These guys get the take nude pictures, in their full glory, of some of the most beautiful escorts.  
   
 I had a friend who did just that and had the option where the fees could be paid in kind by having sex.  Lucky bastard he slept with so many women. I have seen some of the pics that he took and it is worth it.  
   
 I guess barter system works well.
I guess Scott Church and Aldo Antonio are the top dogs right now based on how often I see their names on pics!  Their web sites, especially Antonio's are mouth watering, especially knowing that many, if not most, are providers.  There is a blond spinner with short pixie haircut on Antonio's site that really does it for me.  

You wouldn't be making much of a living if you took your pay in kind.  If it was me, I'd be on food stamps pretty quick.

Related Link: Aldo's stable

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Jacque_Jenesais592 reads

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impposter466 reads

Posted By: cuppajoe
There is a blond spinner with short pixie haircut on Antonio's site that really does it for me.
I recognize several and have seen some.  I think I spend too much time here.

Spinner Pixie: Do you mean this one (linked)? Assuming she's in the biz, WHO IS SHE? Where is she? Wow! (The file name says "Charlotte".)  

But if you do the Craftsman or Snap-On catalog you might get some free shop tools.

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impposter488 reads

I just stumbled upon new pics at Room Service Girls in Boston and this is Charlotte!  

I don't know where Cuppejoe is located, but it's close to me!  Gotta call Jill ..

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inicky46609 reads

That's probably not a good thing.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=618905&boardID=12&page=3#618905

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Jacque_Jenesais651 reads

I'd prefer a photographer who is 100% professional, doesn't comment on my parts per se, but lets me know if the picture is going to turn out good.

Instead of, "Nice a** girl" I like, "That looks great. Hold that pose." :D

They're more focused on the end result and what s going to look best. Otherwise you get a million pictures of their favorite body part, lol.

I prefer to pay cash and keep it professional. I have more control that way. :)

But, back to your point, I totally see what you're getting at. It's like they have a second job to do some hobbying... only paid in services, not cash. :D Lucky guys, indeed!

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SinCitySinner570 reads

it comes to doing your hair or taking your pics or what have you...

You are safe, as their junk doesn't work when it comes to women... :

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Jacque_Jenesais490 reads

Never had a bad haircut or picked out a bad outfit when a gay guy was my stylist or gave me fashion tips!! He he he. :)

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jetpilot2010631 reads

Very nice guy ! Followed the link and recognized a number of ladies that I have met ! Nice gig indeed !

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natashalynne607 reads

he doesn't trade.  I've done 2 shoots with him and he has never done anything creepy or skeevy.  

That's probably why so many of us like him so much (in addition to the fact that he's a fabulous photographer).

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jaydalee622 reads

and fabulous!I agree a total professional no bartering.

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aragorn69470 reads

And he always seems to get the sexy side out of the lady in the photos.  

I'm an amateur photographer and I've done a few shoots with providers. It's hard to not appreciate a beautiful and sexy lady that's right there, but you are generally working too hard to make it all skeevy. You have to adjust the camera and lighting as well as work with the model for the right pose. I try to focus on the task at hand and get the best shots. Having a model that knows how to pose helps out a lot though.
 

Posted By: natashalynne
he doesn't trade.  I've done 2 shoots with him and he has never done anything creepy or skeevy.    
   
 That's probably why so many of us like him so much (in addition to the fact that he's a fabulous photographer).  

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PittPanther593 reads

Even if he's not bartering, how does a photog in these situations not stay constantly erect? After all, there's a naked woman in the room with him.

Posted By: johnroberts6666
These guys get the take nude pictures, in their full glory, of some of the most beautiful escorts.  
   
 I had a friend who did just that and had the option where the fees could be paid in kind by having sex.  Lucky bastard he slept with so many women. I have seen some of the pics that he took and it is worth it.  
   
 I guess barter system works well.

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emsjhs2009514 reads

same way that a bartender, bouncer or dj does at a strip club.  had a friend that used to bartend a SC in ATL. he says that after a few days you get to the point that you really do pay attention to all the naked girls around and becomes just another job albeit with some great scenery and the occasional fringe benefit.  no one is going to walk around for hours with a boner (note the viagra commercial warnings)

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AnotherPerspective471 reads

The same reason a gynecologist or a women's proctologist doesn't walk around with a hard on when a Super Model  is on the table  , to a pro photographer she's only  another photo .  
 A real pro photographer would be insulted if a provider offered a barter .  
  I've  seen a couple  provider photographers who could never get a real date ,  drool on themselves  when taking photos of half way  Hot women .  
  Those fake Pros  would barter if their subject will stoop so low .
 

Posted By: PittPanther
Even if he's not bartering, how does a photog in these situations not stay constantly erect? After all, there's a naked woman in the room with him.  
   
Posted By: johnroberts6666
These guys get the take nude pictures, in their full glory, of some of the most beautiful escorts.  
     
  I had a friend who did just that and had the option where the fees could be paid in kind by having sex.  Lucky bastard he slept with so many women. I have seen some of the pics that he took and it is worth it.  
     
  I guess barter system works well.

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aragorn69485 reads

I'm sure that it happens even to the pros but they maintain their professionalism and focus on the task at hand. They want the paycheck and repeat business and referrals so they have to keep it concentrated on the photos only.  

I'm sure that there are days that they love their jobs and days that they dread.  
 

Posted By: AnotherPerspective
The same reason a gynecologist or a women's proctologist doesn't walk around with a hard on when a Super Model  is on the table  , to a pro photographer she's only  another photo .  
  A real pro photographer would be insulted if a provider offered a barter .  
   I've  seen a couple  provider photographers who could never get a real date ,  drool on themselves  when taking photos of half way  Hot women .  
   Those fake Pros  would barter if their subject will stoop so low .  
   
Posted By: PittPanther
Even if he's not bartering, how does a photog in these situations not stay constantly erect? After all, there's a naked woman in the room with him.  
     
Posted By: johnroberts6666
These guys get the take nude pictures, in their full glory, of some of the most beautiful escorts.    
       
   I had a friend who did just that and had the option where the fees could be paid in kind by having sex.  Lucky bastard he slept with so many women. I have seen some of the pics that he took and it is worth it.    
       
   I guess barter system works well.

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Panthera12546 reads

I would imagine that some of the photographers do their share of toilet hugging, not to mention having to be good actors and liars.

Manatee in fishnet stocking: So How do I look?  
Photographer: You look splendid darling!  

Manatee: What about that little excess in the midsection?  
Photographer: Don't worry about that. It's just the lighting. I can photoshop that out.

Manatee: Wow I look 10 years younger and 40 lbs lighter. Great job!  
Photographer: Thinking (I hope she doesn't want to barter. I am not feeling well) You just look stunning. Please tell your friends about my services when you get back to the ocean.

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jetpilot2010522 reads

Too damn funny !

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justanillusion550 reads

Sperm Whale: How was that?
Hooker: You were amazing, I came 4 times (The panting  and groaning was because of your immense mass laying on me)

Sperm Whale: What do you think of my cock?
Hooker: A handsome tool if ever I saw one. (Well after I lifted up your gut and could find it, it smelled bad)

Sperm Whale: I want to see you again, may I?
Hooker: Smiling , of course you can (Never in a million years, I will always be booked/busy/on life support/dead)

Always fun on the flip side. As Panthera12 was not being insulting to providers (some are fat), I offer no insult to mongers (some are fat).

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no_email552 reads

Whether amateur or professional a photographer is going to have some over head costs.

Wouldn't it be more practical to just book dates with the ladies?

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