Since you posted with an alias we can't see your reviews.  Since YOU wrote your reviews they are proof of nothing.  LOL, too funny!

How far can you shoot your load? I'm curious how far some guys can shoot.

When I build it up for a few days, I can shoot my load into orbit.
Don't believe me? Just take a look at all my reviews as proof. ROFLMAOooo

Seriously, I can shoot about a meter when fully "charged".

You where just bored and thought you would post something clever before whacking-off and going to bed.

way to lay down and have my gf sit on my face, on her knees sitting straight up, facing my feet.

I would lick away, bringing her to orgasm, telling her ahead of time to keep sitting straight up, no matter what, to make the orgasm more intense. She usual did what I asked as young girls often will.

...It was easy for me to cum quickly by my own hand back then...

I asked her to watch me stoke myself and don't take her eyes of my cock, which she would do, as young girls... well you know.

I might pause the licking and ask if she was 'looking at it' in some lurid fashion to add to the excitement.

Anywho,  I didn't tell her of my little game...

1 point for body
2 point for tit(s)
1 point for hair
1 point for eyes
1 point for face
2 points inside the mouth
2 bonus points for body & face
double all points if the shot hit during her orgasms


I think I hit a perfect score of 20 just once.

Boo-yah!

Oh, to be young, dumb, and full of cum again.


HH
aka
Mr. Love Volcano

It wasn't particularly clever. Just a drunken rant more than likely.

,if you realy want to know lol

About 4 feet.

10 feet if I get a running head start.

the heat of the meat and the mass of the ass, squared.

LMAO now that's funny!!

LOL!!!! What do you do. Get a running start then fling it!??

We used to hang out on the rooftops, esp in the hot city summers. One dark, moonless night, off it went. It was at least 2-3 feet in the horizontal and it was over 220 feet straight down.  But it got caught up in a gust of wind. It might have ended up in the jet stream, still circling the globe, on a lonely search for the beautiful face of the elusive ATF.

Or it might have splattered against someone's window, like some pure white bird droppings, on the way down.

Unless you've taken a shot while HALO jumping from 35,000 feet, mine might be the unofficial record.

(Roof access these days is a lot harder these days than it was many years ago.)