I'm sitting here watching it snow at the rate of an inch/hour, just saw the plow fill in the front of my driveway that I just cleared and I should be getting ready to see a favorite which probably won't happen; so let's indulge our sour sides and see what we come up with.

My entry:

"When you are done leaving your message, you may press one for further options, or just hang up."

I don't know exactly why, but I just hate being told that I can hang up if I want to.  I thought I always had that right.

"You never say you love me anymore"

Can't recall who said it.  I think I wasn't paying attention.

"because I said so"
That always drives me nuts!

"not tonight, I have a headache"

NO!

"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today". - J. Wellington Wimpy

press 1 for english press 2 for spanish. This is America speak read and write and communicate in English. si.

"it is what it is".......

or....

How's it going... what is it and where is it going???

Have a nice day......    argh...

but mostly I hate being told things I know to be false...

Hi this is bill sorry i cannot get to the phone right now please leave your name your number and I will get back to you.

You may leave your message after the beep or press three to leave a message or simply hang up.

so I press three

Do you still want to leave a message for this person press one now.

I am like

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are you satisfied with your message press one to review, 2 to delete and 3 to suck my balls.

I know what you mean.
It can be maddening.
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sexymaddy

"my bad!"

i find that irritating for some reason.

If I wanted fucking fries, I'd ORDER some fucking fries!! The reason I did not mention any fucking fries in my order is because I don't want any fucking fries you fucking moron! I don't need some minimun-wage fat fuck behind the counter suggesting what I may or may not want to eat! I'm capable of deciding for myself, thank you...

The actual sentence doesn't irk me, but having someone ASK and then slam the phone down pisses me off!  Don't ask, just say "hold".  Hell, you an even add an explative, just so long as you don't phrase it as a question.

Same with, "how are you?".  Unless you really give a shit, let's not pretend with the nicey nicey, lol.

XO
Melanie

If it's not meaningful or useful I toss it, unless it comes back to haunt me like those little jiggles you can't get out of your head when you're waking up in the morning.

P.S. What a bummer being snowed in and missing your appointment. I hope you get there.

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In restaurants:  "Are you still working on that?"

Can i say who's calling and what its in reference to.
answer: (i've done it) yes this is dr cocks office in reference to his std results.>>>>> silence

"Thinking outside of the box".  I really hate that.

I'm reading off a Chinese food box whenever I say or write "Have a nice day".

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"You have the right to remain silent . . ."

That usually means I'm in for a shitty and expensive couple of months.

NO! It's the booze loosening the tongue of a cowardly idiot!

"Please continue to hold ... your call is very important to us"
If it is so important, why have you had me on hold for 15 minutes just to speak to someone in India who I won't be able to understand anyway?

Actually, a better question is - what would posess me to hang on the line for over 15 minutes just to speak to someone in India who I won't be able to understand anyway?

Someone please knock me in the head with a two by four. Thanks

by a look at me like it's my fault she put on the ten  extra pounds.

-- Modified on 3/2/2008 7:31:16 AM

or the girl on American Idol last year who made a dumb song sound much worse.

On a better note, the words "food box" and "amandaprescott" in the same post just make my mind go hamana hamana hamana...  

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at least tell me it's bigger than most.

Run away fast.

Perhaps VIP members should submit to a creed:

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night shall keep these horn-dogs from the completion of their appointments."

Next we could get uniforms.