"You never say you love me anymore"

Can't recall who said it.  I think I wasn't paying attention.

"not tonight, I have a headache"

press 1 for english press 2 for spanish. This is America speak read and write and communicate in English. si.

"it is what it is".......

or....

How's it going... what is it and where is it going???

Have a nice day......    argh...

but mostly I hate being told things I know to be false...

Hi this is bill sorry i cannot get to the phone right now please leave your name your number and I will get back to you.

You may leave your message after the beep or press three to leave a message or simply hang up.

so I press three

Do you still want to leave a message for this person press one now.

I am like

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are you satisfied with your message press one to review, 2 to delete and 3 to suck my balls.

I know what you mean.
It can be maddening.
3333333333333333

fishnets hugs and kisses
sexymaddy

"my bad!"

i find that irritating for some reason.

The actual sentence doesn't irk me, but having someone ASK and then slam the phone down pisses me off!  Don't ask, just say "hold".  Hell, you an even add an explative, just so long as you don't phrase it as a question.

Same with, "how are you?".  Unless you really give a shit, let's not pretend with the nicey nicey, lol.

XO
Melanie

If it's not meaningful or useful I toss it, unless it comes back to haunt me like those little jiggles you can't get out of your head when you're waking up in the morning.

P.S. What a bummer being snowed in and missing your appointment. I hope you get there.

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In restaurants:  "Are you still working on that?"

"Thinking outside of the box".  I really hate that.

"You have the right to remain silent . . ."

That usually means I'm in for a shitty and expensive couple of months.

NO! It's the booze loosening the tongue of a cowardly idiot!

"Please continue to hold ... your call is very important to us"
If it is so important, why have you had me on hold for 15 minutes just to speak to someone in India who I won't be able to understand anyway?

Actually, a better question is - what would posess me to hang on the line for over 15 minutes just to speak to someone in India who I won't be able to understand anyway?

Someone please knock me in the head with a two by four. Thanks

"I have nothing to wear!" Usually accompanied

by a look at me like it's my fault she put on the ten  extra pounds.

"Size Doesn't Matter" If you're gonna lie to me,

at least tell me it's bigger than most.