That's awesome! Sometimes you gotta go out and meet the clients where they're at!
You know how it goes—the classic Hollywood premise. You meet a girl at a bar. She’s gorgeous. You’re chatting her up, she’s laughing at all your jokes, and you’re shocked. I mean, you do alright with women, but this one is a 10, and she seems completely enamored with you.
You’ve had a few drinks and finally work up the courage to ask her to come back to your place. She slips you a napkin with what you assume is her number written on it—but it’s actually her rate. You’re already here… fuck it, might as well take the plunge.
I’m curious—has anything like this ever actually happened to any of you in real life? Every time I see it in a movie, I think maybe I should try it lol. But alas, I’m a big scaredy-cat. Who knows—maybe one day I’ll try it and run into one of you degenerates 😘
I hate to assume. I have successfully freelancing at bars, but do not date for free. No judgement. When I was younger I did & would be highly disappointed on most occasions. There’s a reason why I am a professional lady of leisure. Fantasy fun is my specialty.
Subject, direct quote from what he wrote, tells you it's freelancing. If she's slipping her rate on a napkin, she is not planning to give it for free.
I support this post. Sorry I was multitasking tasking. I missed that part I only saw the # being passed. My apologies.
Lol all good.. never done it before.. you're brave! I may work up the courage soon lol.
The OP did mention the rate being passed to the guy on a piece of paper, so not free!
Dating is "free" for ladies but it is never free for men....that's why you have a profession.
If i have to pay, instead of dating, I can just pay a bit more and get laid with minimal stress.
Your paying for a providers time.
,...gives up his time and his money...the woman just gives up her time but usually gets a nice meal and drinks out of it.
Foodie dates are a thing - dating men they don't like simply because they want to steer them towards restaurants and experiences they want to try and the guy is lucky if he gets a pat on the head at the end of the night. There is a whole TikTok space of women bragging about this.
This is why I do this. I like and enjoy sex and the company of kind, pretty, and intelligent women without the drama and at least SWers are honest and upfront about the cost for their time and don't cause drama or have an alternate agenda. If I want to have a foodie date, sure it will cost more, but I can pay for the SWers time and at least have a chance for some play at the end of the night.
Its happened to me once in a vegas casino. I knew something was off and when the price was slipped to me, i laughed. It was a ridiculous number.
Now...if this hadnt been a cis girl but was a well hung Top like the op, i wouldnt have been able to get in my room with you quick enough.
Good to know! Perhaps I should give it a shot lol
Well, if its in the Four Seasons, there is a pretty good chance she is out of my league. That has happened to me. Down at the Holiday inn, however, things could get interesting.
Lol yes I don't plan on hitting up holiday inn anytime soon
I have not had a lady unexpectedly drop her rate on me after chatting it up. However, I have had something close.
A little over 20 years ago, I used to dabble in AOL chat rooms. I was in a hook-up one for my local area. This hot little number invited me over. When I arrived, she had some sexy lingerie on, so clearly ready to get down to business. We went right at it. I was there for at least a couple of hours. When I started getting ready to leave, she asked, "Are you generous?"
I knew exactly what she meant. Her timing was a big surprise. I'm guessing she wasn't a true experienced pro. This was before the days of electronic payments, and it's not like I carried a large wad of money around. But I had some cash and threw her $100. It felt kind of odd, but she was a great time and I decided to be nice about it.
Now THAT is reckless. No way I'm going to start playing without assurances lol.. awesome story though!
Back around 2016 when I first started visiting Vegas, I would get approached by ladies who were pretty direct. They would ask if I wanted to sleep with them before even introducing themselves. It was before I was a hobbyist, but I could figure out it would cost me.
For some reason, that doesn't happen anymore.
Vegas seems to be the common thread here lol. Perhaps I need to make another trip there!
Not exactly that scenario, but at my hotel bar. She offered her services before I made the suggestion that we go someplace more private.
Bangkok would be the place for that to happen. So many girls selling everywhere!
The copious amount of emdashes and "I'm curious" thing, "you know how it goes" ... we literally have one person already doing these endless Ai generated questions as posts...
Is it really that hard to spend five minutes writing a few sentences?
The irony is that I actually wrote the entire post myself, but of course you had to come here and spread negativity rather than be productive. If you don't like what the post is saying then not commenting costs you absolutely nothing. Be better.
Use AI. Don’t use AI. Use spell check. Don’t use spell check. Use grammar check. Don’t use grammar check. Makes no difference to me. Not sure why that would bother anyone at all.
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Engage with the ideas and opinions, counter something if it’s factually untrue, but getting caught up in something so trivial as to how the post was created seems awfully petty.
The posters that blatantly use AI are usually pretty damn annoying. Just come with your own thoughts
the guy wakes up in a bathtub full of ice, minus one of his kidneys.
Well, at least in the version I watched.
Lol OMG why do I remember seeing that.. what movie was it?
This is an Urban Legend. There was a B movie that took the myth and included it. It’s called Urban Legends: Final Cut. If you actually saw the movie, you’re in rare company.
A buddy and I went to Vegas to hang out and play poker. In the wee hours of the morning (Tip), I headed down to the bar (Tip) and had a seat, alone (Tip).
It wasn't long before a lovely young lady (WAY out of my league) took the seat next to me and introduced herself. I was friendly, and a little flirty. And, paid for a couple of drinks (Tip). It wasn't long before she asked me where I was staying. And, after telling her, she asked if I wanted to take her to my room. I informed her that regrettably, I was sharing my accommodations (Tip).
After a bit more conversation, she excused herself and headed towards the front desk. She reappeared a few minutes later and expressed her disappointment. After a bit more chit-chat, I got up, left some money on the bar and told her that it was for Keno and a few more drinks.
I'd always imagined that she'd gone to the front desk to check on room prices, and finding no bargains, decided to continue looking for opportunities.
Lol it's crazy because vegas keeps coming up on here.. I'm in New York. Not sure how common that is over here.
I believe that the combination of circumstances: A nicer hotel, middle of the night, fewer patrons (for Vegas), guy sitting alone, left few opportunities for any ladies looking for companionship.
Now when I'm in Vegas, I make a point of checking out the bar areas. I can't know the reason, but I always seem to see at least one lovely female, sitting alone, nursing a drink. Coincidence?
I'm terrified to do this in Vegas....i heard the cops there are very aggressive and the laws make it very easy to bust people for playing. I don't know if a female undercover will do it, but male undercover cops are allowed to have sex with the provider before slapping the cuffs on her.
Maybe with Ms. Edrienne Cole as she is well reviewed and posts on here regularly...
but nobody else
I may like jumping out of perfectly good airplanes or spending 27 days without sight of land in the stormy North Pacific on a (relatively) tiny boat while I can't swim (sink like a rock, always have) but I'm a big fat scaredy cat when it comes to this stuff. I'd love the thrill of freelancing (cuz I love the thrill of seducing strangers) but I'm just chicken with the whole potential legal entanglement stuff.... that's why I run a pretty strict screening program!🤭 No politicians, no celebrities, no biz men who show up on TV or in articles, no one with a discernibly rough marital life... just nope. I want my kinky fun but I want it safely. No one looks good in horizontal stripes.
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Now, let me screen you and feel safe? Woooo boy, we can play ALL kinds of games!😈
Girlllll this is exactly why I've been afraid all this time lol... and being trans to it and well... pretty risky I'd say. But alas, I'm an adventure seeker at heart.
I hear ya on all of it! And yes, dolls have an added layer of risk😬 You do you, beautiful, just listen to your gut and stay as safe as possible.
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And then come tell some fun stories so the rest of us scaredy cats can live vicariously!🤩 😈
uuuff means what?
Not in the UD.
Only thing I found on line was it is some Canadian mining group.
Don't know for sure, but I think it means 'oof'... sort of like 'ooo boy'
ADDED: I see others have explained, didn't mean to spam, my post hasn't yet appears after nearly an hour. Oof. 
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It's just the breathy sound of exhalation. Sort of like "harumph" but without the grumpy, negative tone. Not the Homer Simpson-like "doh!" of a forehead smacking, wincing "oops" either. Maybe more like "whew"? 🤪
In the Midwest we commonly use Uf Dah from the Norwegians a verbal form of aggravation . Think they are pretending to be to refined to say “What the Fuck”
As and example
They still have not removed that obviously fake and vicious review Uf Dah !!!
Here in Panamá the uuuff usually has a slight/soft "t" sound at the end, like the barest sucking of teeth. Is your Uf pronounced "uuhf" or "oof" (similar to how Americans say out/about (owt/abowt) and Canadians say ooot/ahbooot)?
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And grrrr, and yes!🤬 That damn thing is still there. I'm averaging one every 3 weeks or thereabouts these days (haven't even been in the damn country that often). If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, are fake character assassination reviews the sincerest form of terror of an even playing field? *facepalm*
Replace with “magically disappeared “
Just looks and gone - was there when posted .
Thank you for showing so common sense TER mods.
YAAAAYYYYY!!!! Finally!!
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And yes, a round of applause to the TER gods. Better 2wks late than never!
A friend from Hawaii thought it might be a spelling of "oof" which in slang Hawaiian is fucking. (Is that OK to say on here?)
My best shot at it was "Use ursine* urine for fishing". But I highly doubt that fish are fond of that.
*bear related
In any case, you ought to register that with the UD before someone beats you to the punch.
....at a bar in Vegas? Sit 3 stools down from her. She probably already knew if you were going to sit down before you did. If she ignores you, she has no interest in talking with you. If the bartender is spending much time talking to her, she's likely a guest.
It's not rocket science but might be dangerous area for you it seems. Simply talking with her is no more risk than playing a slot machine.
It's absolutely fun to go thru the bars and talk with the casino girls. I don't waste their time but I've had several extended chats and although it's cost me quite a few drinks, I enjoy it. Occasionally, I might have some fun with one but not too often. Their perceived value and mine hardly meet in an area of agreement but that's just the way it is.
And no, it's not wasting their time so save me the lecture. I'll pull up close but not next to them. I also let them know I'm not overly interested in going "back upstairs" for a while and always give them an out should they see a potential client walk in. It's their choice to stay and hang for a while and many do.
I've done this a couple of times. Down at the hotel bar, pretty girl is sitting alone, we start talking. Both times I got their numbers with a rate. It didn't turn me off. We're all hustling in one way or another. Can't lie the first time it happened I was a little bit surprised though. I'd never been picked up like that. I couldn't meet her rate (at the time I was in a different financial place). The second time it happened, the other girl I could afford and we had a great couple of hours together
That's awesome! Sometimes you gotta go out and meet the clients where they're at!
So how do you providers deal with this type of situation, especially if you do strict screening?? Just take a chance that the guy isn't dangerous?