Posted on Craig's List by a Denver based escort.

We should declare a moratorium on

-The Denver Escort Who Hates Tricks

-"Ladies: should I shave my junk?"

-Ass kiss posts devoted in your heart to your ATF

-Subversive ads from bored providers

First of all if she thinks that Ben Franklin was president and invented the light buld, I do NOT want to know her real  name. Cause I do Not want anyone to associate me with anyone that stipid.


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-- Modified on 8/15/2008 7:52:35 AM

Trivia time...

Beside Ben, who is probably our favorite non-president to appear on US currency, who was the next person to appear on US currency that was not a president?

If this is real and representative of the way providers really feel,it would make us all abusers.  I may be a fool, but it hasn't felt that way from my end most of the time.  I say most of the time because there have been two or three ladies who have made me feel they were putting up with me rather than enjoying their work.  Of course, I could be a fool or the providers I see could all be unbelievable actresses. I hope not.

What the hell was that all about?I had nightmares last night,about her cutting my dick off!

-- Modified on 8/15/2008 5:54:03 AM

were in it as this one, I could NEVER see an escort.  Over the years, I've met intelligent kind and sensitive ladies who 1) enjoy sex, 2) got into the biz for money but found a "way of life" that suited them and 3) became a friend.  Yea - sure it is not a friend in the normal sense of someone that I hang out with, but folks who either send me a quick note or I send a quick not on occasion... no biggie... but a friend all the same.

I guess the saddest thing in this note - is that I know that there are ladies that this reflects their true feelings... I do not frequent them...  I frequent ladies I know who are as I described.

A client must have peed in her proverbial Cheerios! LOL!

To bet $10.00 that littleshyguy is correct.

Thank You
2008=27

Sounds like this lady should find another line of work...she clearly despises what she is doing, and if she has reviews, bet they're mixed!

I think you all take this way too seriously.

I absolutely loved the rant, other than lots of typos it was well written and captivating.  I felt it was written as a satire as opposed to a day in the life of.  At least that's how I read it.  No doubt, there are clients that climb aboard and the captain wished she didn't have to take all ticket holders........so to speak.  But, at 5 bills she probably doesn't say no too often on the first go around.  Being one of the attractive clients she referred to I can only imagine what knocks on her door from time to time.  I don't know how the providers do it. I know it has to be scary, lots of times.  Big Fat hairy smelly naked dudes wanting YOU to love on them.............OUCH!!
I have seen some pictures of decently rated providers and wondered what the reviewers were thinking.  An '8' rating for looks.....are you serious........I actually feel sorry for that woman and you are giving her an 8...........what do you look like.
Anyway, I thought it was a great piece.....so to speak

Salmon P. Chase, on the $10,000 bill.

Still waiting to see if anyone picks up on where I was hinting....

come on, give me a break! She needs a vacation, she might want to look for a new line of work while shes taking her little time out.
A woman like this in this business is seriously burned out, if she was ever in the right frame of mind, she isn't any longer.

Seems you are hinting at the facts that

Ben was president of his local kite flying club, and a KEY member


Also Ben was president of the supreme execuitive council of Pennsylvania ~ analogous to governor

Guess I'll bet 100 bucks on that


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-- Modified on 8/16/2008 6:31:29 AM

back a couple of months ago. I was told it might be XXXX (NOYB) LOL, when I find the link I'll post it. It was obviously someone who had a very bad year to vent in a day!
A

That is funny. What you all need to know is that some guys are truly this bad.... The poor bastards just don't have a clue.

woman have no need of a male provider for the most part, they could walk into any bar and walk out with a guy its just the way it is. Hell you could pick up a guy at a donut shop if you really want to. I did , got my SO at a Dunkin Donuts along with a coffee. Hes a real cutie too.

Nicole