: TER General Board Discussion : Re: Here's a review written by a provider (thread from NY board)

CruzMcLovin 1844 reads

posted 13 years ago

1 / 21

While researching and writing my own reviews on TER. I was thinking how hilarious and sexy it would be to get a private review from a provider? Would any of you providers be willing to do this?

It would also be interesting if there was a thread or forum where providers could write public reviews anonymously for entertainment and educational purposes. Maybe good or bad idea

inicky46 61 Reviews 732 reads

posted 13 years ago

2 / 21

Most providers would do it but

the reviews would have just as much bullshit in them as many written by guys, i.e. "she must have O'd a dozen times," etc

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 706 reads

posted 13 years ago

3 / 21

Great idea.. An ego booster for sure !!!

Some of the reviews would read as follows..

He asked for an unusual request to bring a magnifying glass..When he pulled down his pants, I realized why...

He shoved his tongue down my throat like a chameleon would attack its prey....

He smelled like goat curry. I would rather fuck a goat...

His online persona is erratic, but in person he is worse...

I asked for his picture in the email, and when I opened the attachment, my PC crashed...

I left his place wondering if doctor slapped his momma when he was born..

CruzMcLovin 517 reads

posted 13 years ago

4 / 21

Re: Great idea.. An ego booster for sure !!!

How about.....

"When I unzipped his pants I had to weed through the jungle to find the treasure.

LovetoDaty 7 Reviews 700 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 21

Here's a review written by a provider (thread from NY board)

Written "tongue-in-cheek" lol

CruzMcLovin 460 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 21

Re: Here's a review written by a provider (thread from NY board)

LovetoDaty,

Thanks for the link. That was hot and well written. That's exactly what I was looking for.

case321 31 Reviews 538 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 21

Probally wouldn't be as good as we think I pay for acting abilities!!

END OF MESSAGE

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 459 reads

posted 13 years ago

8 / 21

I like it..

That could go either way actually, and that would be my favorite kind of girl..

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 395 reads

posted 13 years ago

9 / 21

Heh...you sure about that? Have you seen my PUBLIC board posts? E.

END OF MESSAGE

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 460 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 21

client reviews

i would have a string of 10/10's for sure..just ask London..

Posted By: CruzMcLovin

While researching and writing my own reviews on TER. I was thinking how hilarious and sexy it would be to get a private review from a provider? Would any of you providers be willing to do this?

It would also be interesting if there was a thread or forum where providers could write public reviews anonymously for entertainment and educational purposes. Maybe good or bad idea?

-- Modified on 5/21/2013 5:10:03 PM

Dr Who revived 515 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 21

Only problem with that mac is....

the hookers have a 20/20 max score

So the old 10/10 is....well, ask your CPA to tell you what it means LOL

Psst....I did ask London!

BTW...you didn't reply to my PM from the other day...it wasn't a joke...seriously!!

CruzMcLovin 449 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 21

Re: Heh...you sure about that? Have you seen my PUBLIC board posts? E.

London Rayne,

It would be a fun read to see your view of the action. I remember some of your posts where you say some of your client's don't appreciate the little touches you add to the experience. My guess is they do but they just don't know how to or too lazy to describe it.

Bring it, a little tough love doesn't hurt it just shows that you care.

CruzMcLovin 420 reads

posted 13 years ago

13 / 21

Re: client reviews

lol, you will be the top client performer on TER.

maxwell44 23 Reviews 415 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 21

My reviews would include complaints...

Like the time I COF'd a provider all over her face, in her hair, in her eyes, and up her nose. She later complained that I should have warned her. Well I tried to warn her, but it was a 2 girl session, I had the other girl's tits in my face at the time, so the warning sounded like "blablabla!!!"

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 461 reads

posted 13 years ago

15 / 21

Re: My reviews would include complaints...

What a jerk lol. You better pay her doctor bill for that d*ck eye.

maxwell44 23 Reviews 546 reads

posted 13 years ago

16 / 21

Re: My reviews would include complaints...

Yes, I guess I was a jerk, I felt so bad that I bought dinner for both of them for their trouble. Don't worry about her dickeye, she was fine. She was more concerned about her hair. LOL!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 416 reads

posted 13 years ago

17 / 21

LOL...

It's only a bitch if you have extensions! Otherwise, wash, rinse, repeat.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 407 reads

posted 13 years ago

18 / 21

Holy shit! I am actually touched you remembered that through all the insults lol. E.

-- Modified on 5/21/2013 10:02:38 PM

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 394 reads

posted 13 years ago

19 / 21

I actually think the guys would like that

especially the ones who don't realize how great they are. Nice ego booster. Always great to hear nice things! Some are shy and/or nervous and I am sure they'd appreciate knowing that they did better than they think.

I wouldn't have a problem writing personal reviews of the guys I see... highlight the best parts etc. That would be fun actually. Of course I reserve the right to not give one!

I wouldn't do a review of a guy if it was unfavorable, as some people are vengeful.

You know, you guys gave me a great idea... I think I will give mini reviews to guys I see from now on... makes them feel great to know I enjoyed it as much as them.

glowerlord 7 Reviews 450 reads

posted 13 years ago

20 / 21

I am amazed everytime someone brings this up.

Not all clients are 'below average' men who "have to pay for it," but truth be told a buttload are. Not all hooker are 'above average' women who would have men everywhere wanting jump their bones, but many (most?) are.

The reason they get together is for a transaction of mutual benefit, but each side of the exchange is very different.

Human decency and proper behavior during the transaction aside, men want a variety of things from the transaction, both physical and emotional. Their needs and desires vary tremendously, as does their taste in the women they seek.

Human decency and proper behavior during the transaction aside, women want one thing: cold hard cash. End of story.

Certain anomalous or specific characteristic aside, the women don't a rats ass who the men are.

It's like McDonald's (or The Four Seasons). You got the cash? Here's your burger. Thanks. Come back soon. NEXT!

The purpose any review, on anything, anywhere is to give information about what is delivered when a consumer hands over the cash. The cash side of the transaction needs no review.

Reviewing johns is simply a stupid idea