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Re: First Timer treatment perhaps?
gspider 5123 reads
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depending on local LE activities, massage parlours are often extra careful on giving any extras. Especially for first timers. Sometimes you need to become a trusted regular before you get the extras.

So perhaps you just got a case of the first-timer cold-shoulder treatment.

Had passed this plavce several times on the way home from work.  Massage with Chinese also on the sign so I fugured, ya' know, happy ending.

When I got to the front door I noticed there was no bell but you could walk in like a real business, this was my first clue.  then I saw all kinds of certificates for massage on the wall but Ive seen those before.

When I was shown to the room and told to undress I was still not 100% sure of my "mistake" so I did a quick glance throught the trash can for condoms or something, nothing...

Then the massuese came in looking like she had just been released from the Red army and i decided to just get a real massag.

Very good massage but I had to go to an adult bookstore to do my own happy ending.

Funny, though...

Alyssa4151 reads

Where did you see the ad? Yellow Pages can be decieving, but magazine and internet ads are pretty obvious. Alyssa

No ad,
The funny thing is I have just never seen a legitimate Chinese Massage Parlor.

In San Francisco, Im not sure you can get a legitimate massage.  this was in the East Bay, in a section near where I occasionally went for fast food relaxation.

I just assumed that with a Chinese sign it would be "happy ending".

She kept asking me why I was giglling.  I didn't know what to say.

gspider5124 reads

depending on local LE activities, massage parlours are often extra careful on giving any extras. Especially for first timers. Sometimes you need to become a trusted regular before you get the extras.

So perhaps you just got a case of the first-timer cold-shoulder treatment.

You had to be there.  It was a real place.  I know a woman who was looking for a massage and walked into the Green Door in SF once.  She was pretty naive and it was a funny story.  this is kind of like being so cynical as to have lapped yourself and become naive.

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