hauled his carcass away.

Might have been awkward to file a claim against his estate  

theres one guy who died with a smile on his face..not too many do..

I remember a few threads about this, but from another incident that was also a senior that are past 60 years of age. I think old people should stay away from the titty bar if they want to live. It was probably a heart condition as with the other case. Too much excitement for his old ass, that is probably why he died. Old people are fragile. Just saying.

When you get to be 60 years old and hopefully still in good health like I am at 63 you will realize what you are saying is utter nonsense (and you'll be glad to know it).

I did a google search on "strip club heart attacks" and found a lot of stories about 60-plus year old men dying from lap dances but looking deeper I observed that they were all the same story about the same 67 year old man.

I also found a story about a 32 year old man dying under the same circumstances. So all of you guys in your 30's pay attention and stay away from the strip clubs.

A strip club beats the fuck out of an old folks home, and what is this shit about 60 being old? you young whipper snapper you.

I am still a ways from sixty, but if I don't get hit by a bus first I still plan on fucking every thing hot in sight well past sixty

I'd rather die of a heart attack getting a lap dance, or fucking a hooker, than withering away in an old folks home, but 60s? Hell, that ain't old. (I'm not there yet, but inside of a decade I will be) I want to be well into my 80s at least when that happens!

But I don't feel sorry for the guy. I'm sure he died happy. But the poor girl who was giving the dance will probably be traumatized  for a while.

... not only did he die in the saddle but his huge PR machine had to try and hide it. Nobody was buying it of course. Think of the poor girl though. I remember "Them" presenting her to the media with her hair back and wearing ugly glasses, anything to make her appear dowdy. No one was fooled. Rocky checked out in style!

I'm 63 and let me assure you that you are absolutely correct about it not being "old" in the context of this thread. There are some ways in which I can tell you that I am obviously not the man I used to be but the thought of a lap dance doing me in, or even a hundred lap dances one after the other after taking a dose of cialis is just plain silly. The exercise would probably do my heart good actually.

why die from heart attack while getting lap dances. If you want to go, go while having sex or at least a blowjob. Get a little more fun in while you are here...

It says "when it came time to pay the girls he was found unresponsive".
So the part they left out...is where the club staff took every bit of cash and jewelery off him...and probably ran a tab on his credit card....."before calling emergency responders".

Instead of hooking people up to death machines, he could have hooked them up to hookers.

Nevertheless, I'm putting this down as my prefered way to go in my living will.

and I would much rather croak at a strip club getting a lap dance or banging the provider of my choice than vegetating away in a GD rest home.  If I ever start acting my age, I have given many people permission to shoot my ass.  I have no plans on getting out of this hobby any time soon!!!!!

Swim

I'd want to die with her CG smothering me with her DDs...

and he got the dance for free...win win situation

Well actually I've never had a lap dance. Was just sayin' I could do it without getting a heart attack.