though I'm fine with the term date.

Paid fuck session is a bit chunky to write out.

Would session be more appropriate?

Keep in mind that civie dates cost more than the paid fuck sessions.

"The thought police ..come to me in my bed". Oh hell that aint how the song goes lol

how much do you want to wager that we will, even if you want us to, whomever YOU are, given that this request has been voice numerous times, and many of us still call it a date.  

That's why I hobby.

Sure the inital payments lure you in, but watch out for that balloon payment.

I just love the classics.

It makes me nauseous when I hear guys using the term Dates on these boards.  It's an absurd euphemism!

then you must not have alot to offer if your paying more then 350-500 for a civvie date.

holy jesus mary and joseph put together

And that might take a while...who knows?

But what do you suggest that it be called....since you brought this up?

Frankly, I like the term dates, as I schedule a date with a gal, on a particular date of the month.  Occassionally that date is not available so I look for another date for my date with my gal.

If I used your euphemism of "paid fuck sessions" in the above, it would just waste more bandwidth.

Paid + Dates = Pates (ROTFLMFAO)

Session
Two-call system
Date

and any related word like hobbyist.  What the fuck are we doing here, collecting stamps?  I'm not big on "provider" either.

set a date for a session....a visit.....a suck and fuck appointment...

Sugar coat it and call it whatever you want......  the end result is the same


Have fun and play safe

Summer

Who the fuck are you any to tell anything to anyone? Alias dip shit.

imake a date to see friends, business acquaintances and associates, whatever. i've called my Dr's gatekeeper and said "i need to make a data with Doc". date need not have any romantic or erotic implication.

anyway, paid fuck sessions are illegal in most venues. i's only pay for some time of companionship if i were you.

hell, the world is a lot more fun if you aren't a working member of the thought police.  

I agree. "Date" works just fine with me.

Anyone who emailed me and asked about a "paid fuck session" would only get themselves on my DO NOT SEE list. Then again, I'm a lady, no matter what I am doing. That's part of my appeal, so I am told ; )

Because a monger is really the seller in a transaction (think fishmonger).  But it's still better than "hobbyist."  As for the ladies, what's wrong with "escort" or "companion."  Sure, they're both euphemisms but at least they describe what she does.

nope it's "dream police" in the song. but whether it's thoughts or dreams i don't wanto to be policed by Big Brother! LOL!

language is elastic enough to permit many uses of the same word, but rigid enough to allow shaded meaning. only mathematicians and mad men want one word one meaning

Now we got a guy who doesn't want to call it a date, he wants to call it a fuck session. I don't really give a crap what you call it,  someone in this thread said he doesn't like the term hobby. People it doesn't matter, call it whatever the fuck you want. Just don't tell me what to call all this stuff.

...didn't have anything else/better to do than worry about what we call something. Session, date, appointment, whatever, we all know what we mean within the context of this so give it a rest.

"fuck fiesta"?

"3 hole adventure"??? lol

"getting dick wet with an escort"?

real classy there.

date sounds just fine...
but we all know it's a paid date.

I think the term fits just fine.  Sort of like people saying they slept together, when sleeping is an not the main activity.

But you can call it anything you want to.

Zappa, was, IMO the finest musician in 60s rock and for some time after.

Of all the things to get concerned and nauseous about, this is not one of them.

What difference does it make to you what word someone uses?  Is it unclear?  You use whatever word you care to use that you believe accurately conveys the meaning you want--and quit trying to tell others what subjective descriptor they should use.

I wonder how you would describe yourself?  You obviously do not prefer "Date", "Temporary boyfriend", etc.  Would you feel better using "Slimeball who has to pay for temporary affection", or "Geek who can only get laid for cash", or maybe "Psycopathic man-child slinking around in the dark"?  Which of these is your approved terminology for yourself and the rest of us who use places like this to find a date?  Inquiring minds want to know.

PAID FUCK SESSIONS=PSF

I like the term Date. Calling it a paid fuck session is like inviting LE to bust you. On a Date it is 2 consenting adults. The money is simply paying Her for her time. This is why I will limit myself to providers that I believe are worth the time.

Dear Ms. Fletcher:
Would you have any objections to the references " Sensational sensual summit meeting" or for the dirtier crowd who might be more refined " Copulatory convocation". At least they would be classy and suggestive adjectives to describe the date.

Dear Mr. Duplicity [taking liberty with your name . . . shades of Alanis???]

Actually, I really, really like the way you've worded that. Superb alliteration, which is always a plus. Perhaps change the "meeting" to  "session," and you have achieved total alliteration (not to be confused with obliteration, of course).

As for the second suggestion (more alliteration!): Although I like it, the "copulatory" is just a bit of a turnoff to me, but I can't really explain why.

Then again, I am a woman, therefore entitled to change my mind as often I see fit?

Sensationally yours, suggestively sensual, and always alluring,

Miss Fletcher

OMG, this made me laugh HARD.

Balloon payments. Yup. Perfect!

Okay, this is actually becoming quite an amusing diversion for me at the moment. There are too many really fun comments in here, so I will just post this one, as a reply to the thread, in general. (Gosh, I hope I am not the thread killah . . . heavens!)

Re the term "provider." I don't like it either, and for exact same reason someone up-thread noted: ISP is the Internet provider. Then there are the cell phone providers. On and on. I was in the store where I pay my cell phone service provider, and the guy helping me actually used that term not too long ago. I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face, but I was heartily amused. Providers of this, that, everything under the sun. I'm a provider? I thought that is what my ex husband was supposed to be! (He failed miserably--epic fail, lol). Provider, my ass.

Re whoever was clever enough to call themselves a "monger," as the fishmonger is the seller of the fish. Thank you for making me choke on my tea here! I think I might start calling myself a monger too. I always love to be at the forefront of any new trend, and this sounds sterling to me. Love it.

Re Hobbyist. I don't know why, but this one also makes me chuckle. I know some people find it annoying, but it gets right to the point. Sure, it's a hobby. No, it's not collecting stamps (god that made me laugh hard too), but come on . . .people do all sorts of things for hobbies. I used to be into baking cheesecakes.  (I was really good, let me tell you, but then I am a very high quality provider . . . of home cooked food).  (Really anything I provide, I do it in style, and I always aim to stand out from the crowd. Ask me to a dinner party where guests are asked to provide a dish  . . . I bring the best!). How about collecting memories? Will that work? Memory Collectors? Can we change Hobbyists to Memory Collectors? And should we capitalize it? We need some rules, absolutely.

The hobby. I think it's perfect. It's not disrespectful. It's not crude. T-Mobile and Time Warner have not highjacked the term yet. I love it. I'm open to Memory Collectors, though I do admit it would need a clever, succinct adjective. I'll mull this one over, okay? Mr. Duplicity? Any suggestions? You are really good with the alliteration. Got any good ideas for Memory Collectors?

Yes, Frank Zappa was fantastic. What a shame he died so young. Great guy, great artist.

Have I offended anyone? Zoot aloors! (Or however Zappa worded that one)

Sensationally yours, sensually superb, and something else? What was it? Ah yes--Always alluring,

Miss Fletcher

PS what is the problem with the OP and his gripe about this? Seems  not to matter, because I've seen some really great stuff in this thread. Many thanks for having me, folks! Oh, the opportunities for puns are everywhere, aren't they?