What you do really.If she has truly not been with anyone but her hubby in years and your the first she will either think you are the best thing since sliced bread  redardless of if you rock or not and or she will use you .Thing is first guy after the ex no matter what is out inside 6 months and she moves on even if she FRIGGIN ADORES you ,your gone. lol sorry Kendall

LOL!  I would just go with the flow and let her lead in the beginning. Be romantical!

Then the next date, give it to her hard!


LOL

On my way home I stopped at a convenience store for some lottery tix. While the lady was ringing up my sale, I looked to my left and saw the back of a lady that looked very, very  nice!

She was getting coffee, or one of those mocha-chino things or whatever the fuck cuz I don't drink coffee.

I was putting my money back in my pocket and she turned around and we saw each other.

She's my neighbor from a few years back. Used to live across the street, but her and her hubby moved to a bigger house because of the kids, but still close by.  

She gave me a huge hug and we started talking. Apparently they separated a month ago, haven't had any relations since January, and said it was a long time coming.

Of course I said I was sorry, but all the while thinking 'fuck yeah', and I'll tell you why.

This lady is hotter than fuck! KILLER fucking body, long brown hair, green eyes, beautiful face, cool as shit!

I'd be drinking with her husband at their house and she would cook us up some food, she was that cool.

She is very comfortable with herself, and dresses as such!

So, my deal is a two-sided question.

I didn't ask for her number, but her email address. She told me what it was and I remembered it from previous emails we shared because of emails we shared with other neighbors of our's that moved.

I want to go in slooowwww. I know she digs me, because we spent a lot of time talking when we were neighbors.

Her body language was too much to ignore, also.

So secondly, when she and I do get together(oh yeah, it's gonna happen! I'll bet on it!), ladies, what do you think? Hard and heavy and let her newly single ass have it, or be a nice guy and 'make love' to her?

She knows I'm a man-slut. Like I said, we used to talk when we were neighbors.

I'm perplexed because basically I just want to bury my dick in her. She is a gorgeous lady, cooler than shit, and I'm imagining those full lips of her's around my cock right now.

It's funny, because my dad was over one Saturday afternoon, and she was walking across the street to the neighbor next door to me and he said 'Goddam!'

I said 'oh yeah!'

She fucking rocks, and I'm very surprised her hubby let that go.

So, tell me how fucked up I am!

to say the ex the nest time you are drinking with him?

"How could you let such a fine piece of ass go?"

"She really loved the way I pounded her!"

"Sit down, have a drink, I have something to tell you."

"Hi, we have something in common."

Just saying.

And you will see that she already knows who you are and that is why she wants you, she knows you are a dog and she wants it. Get together for drinks and you can follow her lead, all the way to the bedroom!  I had a similar situation where I worked with a husband and wife, they split and the husband and I hung out and talked about his new single status. I ran into his wife when I was solo and she hit on me subtly so I asked about her husband and she said "so what, do you want me or not?" We had a blast and she was HOT!!! Later on another time He and I went to a club and I ran into her and she wanted to leave with me so I mad a hasty exit and we got it on again! She was exploring her new freedom and so is your woman, enjoy!

just to shag the woman MP? You did allude to a frienship being present. Is this the measure of your loyalty to your friends? Sorry sweety. There are plenty of fish to be caught without having to dangle your worm into familiar waters.

I thought it was something serious like switching from scotch to bourbon.


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need you really ponder this situation. Let her make the first move and the second but at this point rock her world. If she chooses not to make those moves at this time you might have read her wrong. Don't be surprised if you feel like a piece of meat on the dinner table at the end of the night.

Kisses Haley

Go for it, but be upfront. Let her know FWB and fun.  I would treat her well, make love first and then give it to her hard. Just beware that she probably has not had it good in a LONG time and she may confuse sex with love and create trouble for you.  Also, do you want to be dragged into her divorce, be deposed, etc.?

Have fun!

Mrs OSP "Are you willing to forego your friendship with the husband"

Not Me.. I don't watch Sports, or Guys.
Even my Dogs are trained to kiss and lick the ladies, and bark at Men.

email address and some com-hither looks and body language, and you're on here asking for advice and stuff? I'm trying to sift this through, but it seems that it's laid out on a silver platter for you. Go for it!!

Only if you are not friends with the husband anymore,but you probably wouldn't have posted this if you and her husband still hung-out.

Youo've got to read the cues constantly...  and tune your responses to what she wants.   You might just get a quick F***.  Is that what you want?  Or to be her F*** buddy on a longer term?   YOU are only half of this equation.   Always stay a little more in control & a little more sober than she is...  so you can be alert to the subtle cues & decide how to reel in this catch.
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I agree.
Was just going to reply, but you said it perfectly!

I just want to fuck her! Always have!

YOU! Uhhhh!!!

I'll STFU now!!!

I was turned onto fine scotch, but I'll ALWAYS be a bourbon man!

BTW, I still need to post that 'follow me' pic I have on my phone. I think you'll dig it!

Are criticizing my tastes and my actions?!

We're gonna have a long talk this weekend! LMAO!!!

And that was when he took her Lexus into the dealership that used to be one of my accounts.

I was doing my deal, he rolled up, we talked, and that was that.

Did I say how hot this fucking lady is?!

But you're right. I'll get with her tomorrow or Sunday and see WTF.

And I certainly don't mind being treated like a piece of meat!

Thought I'd share cuz I'm a horse's ass, and wanted to see the feedback is all.

I know goddam well what I'm going to do.

I'm gonna get in good and tight with her, and then get in good and tight with her!

You feelin' me?!

Thanks silvertongue1!

I respect you, and I dig you. But you got a lot to learn.

I know why you give me shit. You dig me. Your ol man's the shit as far as I'm concerned, and I would never step on his toes, so to speak.

But we're talking about neighbors of mine that moved a few years ago. The hubby didn't make an effort to hang with me after.

So the way I see it, his ex is fair game.

She told me straight out. He left a month ago, they didn't do shit since January, and it was a long time coming anyway.

Sorry, but she's hotter than fuck. And I fully intend on fucking the taste outta her mouth.

I hadn't seen the guy for like, 3 years? He didn't make any attempts at hanging with me.

So yeah, I plan on fucking the hell out of this lady.

But now that YOU posted, I'm hoping you still want to meet?

I mean, you went to all the trouble to find references  of me?!

For ever how long after that I don't give a fuck. Fuck buddies would be cool. If it's a one night deal, that's fine too. Just crossing her off my 'bucket list' will work just fine!

That's FAR from the truth!!!!!

People who use friends for personal gain have no place in my little corner. It seems i may have made a huge mistake. I'll live with it.
    Your self-important, ego-inflated, violence-promising drunken posting has finally taken it's toll.

Thank you for the respect

This is all in fun!

And I do respect you, believe it or not...!