I thought that this was kind of cute ( and interesting, especially the pig!! )

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (Hardly seems worth it)

(Keep going, they get better!)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb (oh my...)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O M G ...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

Have a wonderful day everyone.

Steami

Thankyou, dear lady. At the start of an extremely stressful day, your post has altered my mood in a way that no substance possibly could. I can even skip morning meditation.

In my next life I want to be the sex partner of the pig! For sure - 30 minutes - WOW! I'd like to handle that one!!!

I enjoyed your post. You wanna be the pig huh? I also read that a male dog starts his ejaculation as soon as he enters the female and can last up to 20 minutes. Whew! We humans are definately missing out! Perhaps it is OUR punishment for being a gready pig in a previous life???

we'll just have to keep trying - I do have a friend & it takes her about 1/2 hour, ususally an 1 hour to orgasm via oral - Her bf won't do it to her (too long for him) - I do love every minute of that - & when she does pop - it is so real - WOW - so guess I'll just have to live with that in the meantime............ Butlovinit! Hehe.

I am glad you all enjoyed it.  I post things like this from time to time for people's enjoyment, mostly on the Florida discussion board, but I thought some of you might enjoy this also.  

If you would like to see some other fun things I have posted, check out the Florida board.

Have a wonderful day everyone.

Steami

I can dig it! It can take me up to 45 mins to orgasm via oral, but once it does happen, I just ride the wave baby LOL!!! Is it me, or is intercourse so much better after you have that start up orgasm???

I not so sure that ALL humans are really missing out compared to other species.

Only 30 minutes?

"A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes."

That's a bit of an exaggeration.  Because the male pig has a corkscrew-shaped penis (and the female has a uh, corkscrew-shaped receptacle), the penetration process is a bit complicated, and it can therefore take a pair of swine about half an hour to complete the process of copulation.  It's a bit of a stretch to say that either participant experiences orgasm all throughout the whole process, though.

- snopes

"The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body."

Not so.  See link below.

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."

Sort of true, for very specific definitions of "sex" and "pleasure."  See link below.

- snopes