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Re: Do you get penalized.....regular_smile
hungry1951 29 Reviews 268 reads
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or penile-ized for high sticking in tonsil hockey?

Monday night's CSI is about a soccer mom who moonlights as a provider...

Wonder how close they will get to the truth...  

Maybe I can get some pointers.. lol


Kari

My guess is that it will be typical TV Drama. Let us know after you see it. Bet your views will be interesting.

I just heard about it on the radio, I'll be tuning into this also!!

What do you need pointers on, soccer? I used to be a goalie on a dart team, but I can't help you with soccer.

Bound to be a murder or two involved. . .
Nah, that coudn't be it, LOL.

As I used to be a field hockey and lacrosse goalie, guess that's not it.  I'm also great at tonsil hockey.  So it must be how to commit the perfect murder to keep Horatio away from me.  LOL

or penile-ized for high sticking in tonsil hockey?

Suspect #1: The provider found in bed with the dead client, handcuffed and stabbed to death? – Nope she was drugged

Suspect #2: The jealous hobbyist that can’t stand seeing his ATF with another hobbyist? – Nope not him.

Suspect #3: The jealous and outraged SO of the drugged provider? – Nope not him either (but he DID provide the murder weapon).

Suspect #4: The manager of the escort service who hired the victim, who’s actually a Gigolo, hired to engage and scare off the competition? – Not her either.

Suspect #5: The innocent house wife who fell for the Gigolo at the bar, was drugged and robbed, then later sought the return of her jewelry in order to save her marriage, only to take revenge after seeing the Gigolo laying handcuffed and helpless? – Of course, who else could it be?

This kind of stuff goes on all the time, right?


-- Modified on 11/10/2008 9:13:23 PM

Doesn't every provider have a gorgeous young stud request her services?  And doesn't the said provider freely take a drink out of an unmarked bottle because said stud tells her it will heighten the experience....

Well the part about using restraints was true... lol


Kari

And the hotels I stay at all have boxes of sex toys available from room service.  Right?

Girl, after reading your reviews you don't need pointres, you should teach classes!  But I am absolutely sick of the medias fascination with our business. Half of them would be hobbyists or courtesan if they had the self confidence to try. Yes, it is sexy, seductive, and luscious (at least at my incall) but gosh, I am sick of Tyra, Dateline, and CSI, contorting the truth of what we enjoy. Damn Eliot Spitzer,lol, he shoulda gone to an indy!!!!

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