My answer to the age old question of "Why Do Men See Escorts?"...

Can't get anymore simple and to the point than this...

I would highly recommend "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd for best results....

I see escorts because years ago, my "SO" decided she wanted to climb the corporate ladder.  

Hungry for some Chinese food.  I'll get to the pot if they don't have a wok.

I don't think she quite meant it that way but I guess she was the indirect enabler lo

we would be picking hookers from hooker buffet for mid morning snack just like we pick food...

iving the good life!   Who doesn't like a mambo #5 buffet?  
Definitely a place to consider in the future for retirement.  

I was at FKK couple of yrs ago, and had two women a day for 4 days... Absolute pussy heaven.. Pussy is cheap as dirt, and no drama like we have here.. No kissing up to them. No schmoozing their ass.. Just plain raw sex...

spelled it with an "H" or an "h".

Nick invited me but I'm in the process of selling my house.  Still would like to visit sometime.  

Though there can be challenges.  Mainly, unless a friend has seen a girl before, you don't know how she'll perform.  Also, the condoms down here are mostly regular Durex with the sensitivity of a trash bag.  Luckily, GaG got here last night with a couple of dozen Skynz for me, just in the "nick" of time.

I read in an article that they actually have something like that.

Do share if you can find it. That sounds really cool.  

condom is compulsory for sex, not required for blow job.. Condom is provided by the clubs.

Actually, it sounds really scary for both parties!

Quit providing at all

Google "spray on condom." There is lots of info online. Someone shared one of the news links here about a year ago.

But I'm assuming he was implying I mustve been high on something to post that at 6am.

I was joking about how DA's comment sounded like a drunken post. Not to mention that it was posted at weird time of the day, but at the same time read like he was high on something.. So I just thought it would be funny to include the link to album that takes me to same places I used to go when I used to get drunk...Guess it was not all that funny for some of you guys...

and listen to Pink Floyd, etc.  With a great stereo (remember those?) up at about 120 dB.  Bass shaking the glasses in the kitchen.
Pot was great for music appreciation and sex, preferably all at once.  Higher, louder, harder.

still have some in a box somewhere though.  

House, Car 60 k + year, laundry service. So Yes.

Like,  what if it breaks?