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Re: Did she look anything like this?
oldguy666 65 Reviews 1866 reads
posted
1 / 23

I received an e-mail from a flight attendant whom I'd commended to her superiors for her help and pleasant demeanor on a recent flight, and here is her motto below her signature:

"To receive guests onboard is to take charge of their comfort, satisfaction, enjoyment and safety.  This is a responsibility that I do not take lightly but always deliver graciously."

Sounds like it could come straight from a provider's ad on BP or TER.  She's completely legit--as a flight attendant--so I'm not suggesting she's anywhere close to being a provider.  (And no, I'm not thinking about old porn movies like "Naughty Stewardesses" or the like!)  But, the similarity to provider ads made me wonder:

What other professions could have similar cookie-cutter ads/mottoes.  Any ideas?

anselon777 1 Reviews 358 reads
posted
2 / 23

I always found flight attendants are really Amorous, most of them.  and ONe of them even rubbed up her Leg against mine on purpose once.    I was gonna ask her for her phone number but just didn't have the chance during flight.    wchich airline has the best looking women ??  Lately i have been seeing some Old Fat kind of looking attendants.....very disappointing.   1st class section has better looking ones but i usually fly regular class.  
Also ,, Don't feel bad about asking these flight attendants for a ONE night stand.  Trust me,,like 80% of them are Horny as heck.   I think it has to do with Altitude and blood rushing up to your brain and all that.    I wish i fly more often,,,,,i would hook up more with these hotties.    Make sure you Dress well during flight.   Scrappy cloths are turn-off for them

IMaNaughtyBlondeGirl 573 reads
posted
3 / 23

for western based flight attendants to supplement their incomes. in addition to the locals these cities have been loaded the past 10 years with US servicemen on short R&R. NO, i don't know from experience :)

IMaNaughtyBlondeGirl 249 reads
posted
4 / 23
dickznormuss 3 Reviews 393 reads
posted
5 / 23

One of the truly legendary LA providers, who retired a year or two ago, had a regular job as a flight attendant for a major US airline.   Had one nice session with her where she showed up in her flight attendant outfit

inicky46 61 Reviews 499 reads
posted
6 / 23

Kylie Strutt, courtesy of Brazzers.

MOBYs_DICK 358 reads
posted
7 / 23

I've fucked 5 flight attendants that were providers.  I fucked a few flight attendants in the air too. Those bathrooms are tiny.  These days that's almost impossible.

IMaNaughtyBlondeGirl 342 reads
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8 / 23
anselon777 1 Reviews 214 reads
posted
9 / 23

those boobs are way TOO Big.  i like them 34B or less

anselon777 1 Reviews 306 reads
posted
10 / 23

Actually that girl with brunette hair is kind of flight attendant i like

anselon777 1 Reviews 356 reads
posted
11 / 23

Moby, i have heard of Mile high clubs that actually exist even today.  I unfortunately is not in this exclusive club.   Usually this happens on Boeing 777 on Upper deck.   They close off the section and have Wild Orgies up there.   YOu have to be invited.   Being Rich helps but you have to have a know how to get in on this.  

Posted By: MOBYs_DICK
I've fucked 5 flight attendants that were providers.  I fucked a few flight attendants in the air too. Those bathrooms are tiny.  These days that's almost impossible.

anselon777 1 Reviews 365 reads
posted
12 / 23

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8884622/Pan-Am-When-air-travel-was-sexy.html

2nd girl from the left is really hot.  have you seen any flight attendant that look like her ?

anselon777 1 Reviews 232 reads
posted
13 / 23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2SDZQCLIdM

Ok, these girls are HOT but lets admit it, how many times am i going to fly Virgin Atlantic unless i am going to London.   I usually travel Domastic.   Which of the Domastic airlines have hottest girls ??   Thank you in advance

88keez 2 Reviews 231 reads
posted
14 / 23

I am serious.    And don't call me Shirley.

notaclown 208 reads
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15 / 23
oldguy666 65 Reviews 240 reads
posted
16 / 23


Are there other professions where this motto seems to apply interchangeably with a provider's motto (or ad):

"To receive guests onboard is to take charge of their comfort, satisfaction, enjoyment and safety.  This is a responsibility that I do not take lightly but always deliver graciously."

Tufu 2 Reviews 171 reads
posted
17 / 23
notaclown 176 reads
posted
18 / 23

without anyone answering your question in the op. I have been thinking about your question and I do feel the motto would fit perfectly in a provider ad or website. But i cannot thnk of any other occupation where that would fit (parts of it maybe, but not the whole thing). Maybe cruise ship attendants? lol.

keystonekid 114 Reviews 297 reads
posted
19 / 23

get the longer routes, including international destinations, and are anything but hot.  Let's face it, airline travel is not what is used to be.

anselon777 1 Reviews 237 reads
posted
20 / 23

I think the airlines can NO longer weed out the fat and old women.  due to anti-discrimination rule.  That is the main reason you see more Older and big fat ones too.

Posted By: keystonekid
get the longer routes, including international destinations, and are anything but hot.  Let's face it, airline travel is not what is used to be.

fucktard_repellent 207 reads
posted
21 / 23

Seniority baby.  The longer they're there, the better schedule they get.  Of course, being there long enough to get seniority tends to make them older too.  You're on your own with fat.  I'd think once they got too fat, they wouldn't fit into the crapper.

dantehaversham 24 Reviews 384 reads
posted
23 / 23

I used to see a well known provider until she left the country. I still occasionally see her sister and she said that she now works as a flight attendant on Dubai airlines.

Kinda backwards but...

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