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I am tired of all hookers near all subway stations in Russia
expipmpussr 2003 reads
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Gentlemen, please take them out of my sight. They are out of work and would like to meet generous gentlemen in US. You can
also take all civies, since they are also latent hookers. Please do this. Maybe we need to wright to UN.

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expipmpussr687 reads

I know, your novel idea sit here and fart

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AwGoFuckYourself667 reads

They took away your big Zil Limo?  What has happened to Mother Russia?  So sad.  Call dddbabe.  She bring AK-47.  Scare away nasty hookers with Skvirrel and Moos!

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expipmpussr586 reads

dddbabe is fat and old. Mother Russia is ok, but needs clean up. Many russian woman like money for their pussy, all american  
woman also like it, but shy and some of them got good jobs. Pussy business is not for week hearted, and this is buyers market.
I just wonder what these old fat hookers do here. Actually I know.. It is still better than be a home attendant. I love Russia, I love America and I love nature. I am nudist in heart

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London Rayne707 reads

dddbabe has more education and class than you ever will and you damn well know it, otherwise you would not resort to such ad homimen attacks as calling her fat. Wow...that's so original you brain dead twit. She can lose weight, but YOU can't fix stupid. Chew on that hooked on phonics biaaatch!

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expipmpussr676 reads

that business is not about degree, but about pussy.. You old babushka

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London Rayne534 reads

No one in their right mind is going to give someome a degree or a job in RL, who can't pass 3rd grade English. :) Why so worried about the hookers near the subway? Afraid they will take your business, because they WILL bwahahahahaha. You are nothing more than a SW yourself, so I would not be putting them down. They sell ass just like we all do. It's just packaged a bit differently. Now, run along and get a new handle since we busted this one. Fkin wack job.  

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that business is not about degree, but about pussy.. You old babushka

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89Springer532 reads

Почему русские женщины безумные?

London, I think she means this is you

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AwGoFuckYourself604 reads

You are glory hole cleaner.  Using tongue.  Putin tell me this.  He knows all.

Posted By: expipmpussr
dddbabe is fat and old. Mother Russia is ok, but needs clean up. Many russian woman like money for their pussy, all american  
 woman also like it, but shy and some of them got good jobs. Pussy business is not for week hearted, and this is buyers market.  
 I just wonder what these old fat hookers do here. Actually I know.. It is still better than be a home attendant. I love Russia, I love America and I love nature. I am nudist in heart

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Dave76015518 reads

yeah.  Skvirrel and Moos will take care of shit for you, Tovarich!!  You send Premier Kissoff, and General Jack D. Ripper send Major Kong!!!

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London Rayne533 reads

If you don't like seeing the various street people, pay up and take a cab or get in your own fkin car! Sorry the CHEAPEST route to get around happens to encompass hookers, but wtf did you expect, idiot? I am sure it's the same everywhere. Either take another route, or deal with what is on the one you CHOOSE to use. Fkin genius.  

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I know, your novel idea sit here and fart
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expipmpussr552 reads

You completely misunderstand my point. I want US take all russia hookers, so you'll be without work. And pussy will be cheaper. And peace on all earth.

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no_email480 reads

I liked her hooked on phonics reference...  

didn't there use to be a handle by the name of
 hooker-on-phonics ?

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Panthera12610 reads

You still can't spell worth a shit.

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expipmpussr519 reads

and what is your handle? And don't do idiot of yourself. You got the point accross

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Panthera12465 reads

I am sure that your little corner will still be there for you.

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OSP590 reads

I'll help you if you remove the hardup skanks from the Veg-ass airport.

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expipmpussr620 reads

some sort of hooker pass.. hmm And I don't need any American women here. And noone needs them here

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Dave76015489 reads

OK, so I came up with this last week, but it sure seems to fit in the here and now....

"Just when I think I've heard it all, some UberGenius opens his mouth and sheer stupidity jizzes forth into the universe.  Same Einsteins that could fuck up a bowling ball...."

And for the Public Service Announcement part of the program:  This is what happens to your brain when you drink black market "vodka" made out of rubbing alcohol, anti-freeze and formaldehyde.  Isn't there some kind of evil flesh eating zombie brain making bath salts coming from Soviet land?  There's your sign....  

Yes, I really do know I shouldn't play with trolls and just ignore them, but it's way too hard to resist

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RedheadBombshell475 reads

"Just when I think I've heard it all, some UberGenius opens his mouth and sheer stupidity jizzes forth into the universe."  

You are my hero! An instant classic the first time I read it!  

My tribute to you: I've used this gem more than once since I happened upon it recently(not that I've ever given you credit for such brilliance, of course).  Re-read it several times, then picked myself up off the floor.  

Like all "pro" writers/plagiarists, I pray you continue to spew for years to come. No pressure intended, but I need material Dave.  Let's not be a one-hit-wonder. 'Kay?
                                                                ;-

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Dave76015561 reads

As I sail forth, I hear your Siren's call to me and I cannot help but to be drawn towards it!
Redheads have always been Sirens to me.  It'd be an honor to collaborate with you!  Next time I'm at corporate office in Irvine, I gotta look you up.   I'm good for anything from Mastro's to Mutt Lynch's.  

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing"  Dr. Hunter S. Thompso

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RedheadBombshell582 reads

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing"  Dr. Hunter S. Thompson  
 

Thompson was an amateur. I got a better one.  
"If it can't be done in 5 inch stilettos, is it really worth doing?"
Words to live by.......
                                                The Dez
P.S. Mastro's, too kitschy for me.  Never been to Mutt Lynch's. Like the name. I vote yes.

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