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Damn it was IMPOSSIBLE to guess OP's real handle eom
expipmpussr 2010 reads
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I am tired of all hookers near all subway stations in Russia

Gentlemen, please take them out of my sight. They are out of work and would like to meet generous gentlemen in US. You can
also take all civies, since they are also latent hookers. Please do this. Maybe we need to wright to UN.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 475 reads
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Gee, here's a novel idea...take a fkin cab! E.


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expipmpussr 687 reads
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Re: Gee, here's a novel idea...take a fkin cab! E.

I know, your novel idea sit here and fart

AwGoFuckYourself 667 reads
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Dear President Putin:

They took away your big Zil Limo?  What has happened to Mother Russia?  So sad.  Call dddbabe.  She bring AK-47.  Scare away nasty hookers with Skvirrel and Moos!

expipmpussr 587 reads
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Re: Dear President Putin:

dddbabe is fat and old. Mother Russia is ok, but needs clean up. Many russian woman like money for their pussy, all american  
woman also like it, but shy and some of them got good jobs. Pussy business is not for week hearted, and this is buyers market.
I just wonder what these old fat hookers do here. Actually I know.. It is still better than be a home attendant. I love Russia, I love America and I love nature. I am nudist in heart

Panthera12 611 reads
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What a lame second handle

You still can't spell worth a shit.

expipmpussr 520 reads
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Re: What a lame second handle

and what is your handle? And don't do idiot of yourself. You got the point accross

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 533 reads
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Ohhhh, snappy comeback tidy bowl girl. What next?

If you don't like seeing the various street people, pay up and take a cab or get in your own fkin car! Sorry the CHEAPEST route to get around happens to encompass hookers, but wtf did you expect, idiot? I am sure it's the same everywhere. Either take another route, or deal with what is on the one you CHOOSE to use. Fkin genius.  

Posted By: expipmpussr
I know, your novel idea sit here and fart
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OSP 26 Reviews 590 reads
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Turnabout is fair play

I'll help you if you remove the hardup skanks from the Veg-ass airport.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 707 reads
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You are fkin idiot at heart and NO ONE buys you have a degree, um, HOOKER!

dddbabe has more education and class than you ever will and you damn well know it, otherwise you would not resort to such ad homimen attacks as calling her fat. Wow...that's so original you brain dead twit. She can lose weight, but YOU can't fix stupid. Chew on that hooked on phonics biaaatch!

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expipmpussr 552 reads
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Re: Ohhhh, snappy comeback tidy bowl boy. What next?

You completely misunderstand my point. I want US take all russia hookers, so you'll be without work. And pussy will be cheaper. And peace on all earth.

expipmpussr 676 reads
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Re: You are fkin idiot at heart and NO ONE buys you have a degree, um, HOOKER!

that business is not about degree, but about pussy.. You old babushka

captain7 557 reads
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13 / 32
This is the fckin funniest thread I've read in a long time!!! lmas eom



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expipmpussr 548 reads
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Navigate to St. Pete... I'll show you around... $80/hr


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FatElvis 23 Reviews 628 reads
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fkin...London the way you don't spell curse words sometimes just cracks me up lol!! (e)


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captain7 541 reads
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I def will!!! Florida, that is! eom


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expipmpussr 553 reads
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Oh no.. St. Pete, Russia.. noone knows what to do with them here.. Ads on asphalt (eom)


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Panthera12 465 reads
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You must be hoping not to be deported

I am sure that your little corner will still be there for you.

expipmpussr 448 reads
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Deported on Mars?


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expipmpussr 620 reads
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I am not sure.. there have to be some sort of international union

some sort of hooker pass.. hmm And I don't need any American women here. And noone needs them here

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no_email 3 Reviews 480 reads
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London, you must type those words often.

I liked her hooked on phonics reference...  

didn't there use to be a handle by the name of
 hooker-on-phonics ?

AwGoFuckYourself 604 reads
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You are not "home attendant." We know your real job.

You are glory hole cleaner.  Using tongue.  Putin tell me this.  He knows all.

Posted By: expipmpussr
dddbabe is fat and old. Mother Russia is ok, but needs clean up. Many russian woman like money for their pussy, all american  
 woman also like it, but shy and some of them got good jobs. Pussy business is not for week hearted, and this is buyers market.  
 I just wonder what these old fat hookers do here. Actually I know.. It is still better than be a home attendant. I love Russia, I love America and I love nature. I am nudist in heart

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 534 reads
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Oh, so now you admit you lied...ha, well we all knew that anyway.

No one in their right mind is going to give someome a degree or a job in RL, who can't pass 3rd grade English. :) Why so worried about the hookers near the subway? Afraid they will take your business, because they WILL bwahahahahaha. You are nothing more than a SW yourself, so I would not be putting them down. They sell ass just like we all do. It's just packaged a bit differently. Now, run along and get a new handle since we busted this one. Fkin wack job.  

Posted By: expipmpussr
that business is not about degree, but about pussy.. You old babushka

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 676 reads
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This not about London and how me types...this about dumb russian hookers at the subway lol. E.


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 387 reads
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Nah, someone just took a shit on her corner. Russian cats don't use a litter box. E.


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Dave76015 38 Reviews 519 reads
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Re: Dear President Putin:

yeah.  Skvirrel and Moos will take care of shit for you, Tovarich!!  You send Premier Kissoff, and General Jack D. Ripper send Major Kong!!!

Dave76015 38 Reviews 489 reads
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UberGenius fcktard jewels jizzing into the universe...

OK, so I came up with this last week, but it sure seems to fit in the here and now....

"Just when I think I've heard it all, some UberGenius opens his mouth and sheer stupidity jizzes forth into the universe.  Same Einsteins that could fuck up a bowling ball...."

And for the Public Service Announcement part of the program:  This is what happens to your brain when you drink black market "vodka" made out of rubbing alcohol, anti-freeze and formaldehyde.  Isn't there some kind of evil flesh eating zombie brain making bath salts coming from Soviet land?  There's your sign....  

Yes, I really do know I shouldn't play with trolls and just ignore them, but it's way too hard to resist

89Springer 532 reads
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Re: Oh, so now you admit you lied...ha, well we all knew that anyway.

Почему русские женщины безумные?

London, I think she means this is you

RedheadBombshell See my TER Reviews 475 reads
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Re: UberGenius fcktard jewels jizzing into the universe...

"Just when I think I've heard it all, some UberGenius opens his mouth and sheer stupidity jizzes forth into the universe."  

You are my hero! An instant classic the first time I read it!  

My tribute to you: I've used this gem more than once since I happened upon it recently(not that I've ever given you credit for such brilliance, of course).  Re-read it several times, then picked myself up off the floor.  

Like all "pro" writers/plagiarists, I pray you continue to spew for years to come. No pressure intended, but I need material Dave.  Let's not be a one-hit-wonder. 'Kay?
                                                                ;-

Dave76015 38 Reviews 561 reads
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Re: UberGenius fcktard jewels jizzing into the universe...

As I sail forth, I hear your Siren's call to me and I cannot help but to be drawn towards it!
Redheads have always been Sirens to me.  It'd be an honor to collaborate with you!  Next time I'm at corporate office in Irvine, I gotta look you up.   I'm good for anything from Mastro's to Mutt Lynch's.  

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing"  Dr. Hunter S. Thompso

JustAGal See my TER Reviews 487 reads
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Damn it was IMPOSSIBLE to guess OP's real handle eom


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RedheadBombshell See my TER Reviews 582 reads
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Re: UberGenius fcktard jewels jizzing into the universe...

"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing"  Dr. Hunter S. Thompson  
 

Thompson was an amateur. I got a better one.  
"If it can't be done in 5 inch stilettos, is it really worth doing?"
Words to live by.......
                                                The Dez
P.S. Mastro's, too kitschy for me.  Never been to Mutt Lynch's. Like the name. I vote yes.

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