I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too.

...face, tits or body?  

Even though they were best known for the infamous "Louie Louie."  The latter song is actually much more appropriate for this thread because of the persistent rumor it had obscene lyrics.  Here's a link debunking that but I still can't listen to the part where they sing "I smell a rose in her hair" without thinking they're really singing "I shoot a load into her hair."
http://www.snopes.com/fact-check/louie-louie/

...FBI investigation and all. (Yes, FBI investigation!)

Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky Shepard boy
Do you hear what I hear?
A song, a song
High above the trees
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea.
.
And that song was first performed by Slade in 1973 and covered by Quiet Riot in 1983.
Cum On Feel the Noize!
or  
Come on, feel the noise.

my education.  I thought Summa cum Laude was Italian for "some cum loudly", the opposite of "summa cum dolcemente."  I see both kinds of girls.   Sometimes, you're the mood for a screamer, and sometimes you're not.  

How can anyone stand to watch that sanctimonious prig?

But I honestly can't believe that millions of people found him entertaining enough to suffer through thirty minutes of him on Comedy Central each night, much less the hour he gets each night now. I guess no one has ever gotten rich underestimating the stupidity of the American public.

who he was other than I heard he was a comedian.  I was at a cocktail party and they were talking about politics, so I made a few attempts at humorous wisecracks, as I am known to do.  A couple people said I was as funny as Steven Colbert.  At the time I thought it was a compliment.  Then a few weeks later I watched his show for the first time and realized it was a put-down.  

colbert licked and swallowed the cum

She has three "likes".  Each member can only give one to a post, so although one of hers may be her own, at least TWO other members have given her a "like", so you can't assume that they aren't all three from other people.  I have had "likes" go up within seconds of a post, and they weren't my own.  Jump to conclusions much?

There are some legit reasons, other than being a "pussy" for not spelling out fuck, even on a fuckboard. Not the least of which is that there are a lot of sites that do indeed forbid such language and people who post frequently on such boards I'm sure get tired of having to edit their posts to get them approved so they simply get in the habit of writing F*CK instead of FUCK.

7 likes LoL 😃👍

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