Martketting terms are what they are but not everyone fits into your stereotype.  You are an A##

Way too many heavy, saggy, fleshy fatties around. It's become epidemic.  cellulite & stretch marks are not attractive.

Exercise is not the only solution to the greater problem at large.

First you have to understand his/her intent was for pure arousal lol

BTW; i don't care for excess beef either. We can't normally control who we're attracted to.

"there's a very slim market for FAT chicks" ...ASSCLOWN ALERT!

Blah blah blah blah ...YOU'RE WRONG... blah blah blah blah blah ...DICKHEAD... blah blah ...ALIAS COWARD... blah blah blah ...STIR THE POT... blah blah blah ...HIRO WANNABE... blah blah blah blah blah ...DISCUSION BORED CANNIBAL... blah blah  ...LATENT HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES... blah blah blah ...BORING.

Have a nice day!



HH

It's simple for me. If I show up and she's a heifer, I simply turn around and walk out. I don't feel the slightest obligation to be "polite" or give her a single red cent for lying to me.

and I guess it's a good thing that the ladies aren't that picky, or some of the guys here would never get laid.

There is a huge difference between fat hobbyists and fat providers though, I think it is almost a given that the guys will be buying "up" as far as being attractive goes, otherwise they's just fuck their old fat wives for free.

I am so glad I am divorced and don't have to fuck anybody I don't want to. I have gotten to the point that I really can't bring myself to fuck someone that I am not attracted to, civvie or P4P. but I am just a shallow pig. lmao

“Voluptuous”, Pic of face only, Pic of body with stomach covered,” Busty”,  “Naturally busty”” Real woman “  all mean FAT and/or FAT AND UGLY.

Look, there's a very slim market for FAT chicks (pun intended), so they try to suck the rest of us in with deception.

This is why the appearance descriptions, scores, and fields are so important in the reviews.  Pay attention to them when you’re filling them out guys.

Over time, just about every one of these broads get fat, develops stretch marks from pregnancy (yeah right, there’s no BBFS out there) or gravity takes its toll. Even if they started out hot, they will ultimately flash-morph into looking like your wife or ex-wife in just a few years given the accelerated shelf half life of Providing.

They damned sure aren't gonna change the pics from the old HS pic they photoshopped, but the descriptive words in their ads will start reading like a thesaurus.

You guys have similar words that you’ve come across in ads?

Did you have any painful experiences resulting from being lost in translation of some of these novels that  are considered ads?

Not to leave out the skinny ones: be on the lookout for "Slim," "Spinner," "Svelte," "Former Dancer," because they all mean NO TITS.

Not to sound critical here, but have you engaged in this misaligned compliant yourself? Behind that Alias is there a 19 year old who is still nursing at his mothers breast, or perhaps a 35 year old with a bag of Cheetos and an orange penis.

Give us a break, you have every tool in the trade to plainly call a pig a pig. For god sakes you can post as honest a review as you want behind that Alias or another. Lead by example and not from behind the skirts of mother TER. You remind me of a child clutching her parents leg on the first day of school for protection. If so and so rated susie no teeth a 9 and you get there and she is 40lbs heavier than her pics, what did you say to so and so? Did you put it in your review?

I agree that a providers advertisement needs to be honest. And if you and some of your friends are too afraid to be honest in your review then you get what you reap. If a providers photos are years old and two hair colors different, your review should say so. Right before it says you walked away. Or how about the proverbial review of " i got there and she was much heavier than in her pics", but later you profess your amazing abilities, say you will schedule again and then say your going to ding her for weight, boom a 6. Walk the heck away, get some control over Mr Happy. Is the problem an issue of being around a warm wet hole and loosing all common sense?

As long as YOU allow the deception to exist, as long as you assist in the perpetration of that lie, you have no room to speak. Show us your reviews, lets see your big bad battle scars. Let mommy hold you while you tell us the world isn't fair because your friends don't play right.

If you want the unabashed right to complain about truthfulness, then post with your name, show us how truthful you are and lead by example.

AMEN!

And I understand your interpretation of these acronyms...but seriously, why let that be an issue in choosing which ladies you would like to see?  It appears from your OP that you certainly understand and can interpret the meanings behind most of there acronyms.  But the guys who don't know how to read (or interpret) are the ones that appear most vulnerable to this issue.

Reagan is correct in questioning when a guy shows up (and probably didn't do any real research) and she opens the door...and is 50 lbs over her pics that you saw...walk away.  Sounds like a farily simple solution.  But how often do we read about the guy who went through with "it"...and then complains.  He just ratified the gal's misleading ads and the next guy (who also didn't do his homework) is in for the same "surprise".  Until guys stop rewarding gals for "bad behavior" this will continue (and unfortunately this doesn't appear likely any time soon).

Thus to answer your OP..they are kidding those who want to believe.  And obviously there are an awful lot of guys who really want to believe.

I have a right to cuff my carrot, no matter what age.

Oh shit carrots are orange too aren't they. Shit, I been on a veggie diet but had not noticed until you slammed the brother. Give me "a break".

Cheetos are like cocks, wouldn't you agree? The bigger the better!

videos lately of BBW, i'll be damned if i didn't find myself getting turned on??
Seems like one week it's the spinner type, the next week cougars and i guess, this is the week for BBW. Like they say, "variety is the spice of life"

It's not just providers who don't go to the gym. It is an EPIDEMIC...which crosses all societal lines and boundaries.....

I think you would have been better served by instead of using your time to post this non sense, you should have gone to the gym yourself.


In lieu of being non productive in the fight against obesity, and posting ill mannered words all day. It is easier to lead by example. When you are kind with your words, and we can see photos of your progression we will listen.

Goddam. If I woke up and felt so negatively about other people's shit every day I might as well eat a fucking bullet.

I'll admit, I'm not in the best of moods everyday. But at least it's a gradual process and my day doesn't consist of tearing down everyone around my drunk ass, lol!

..still lmfao....

and the rest of the post was spot on too..

Reagan, you keep moving higher up on my "to-do" list with every post...

If translating an ad is so painful for you……stop looking. I mean….with you being so smart and all……….But, if you just can’t stop yourself and it’s causing you so much pain, here’s a fool-proof solution:

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd

They’re “completely customizable”!!! How cool is that? I bet even you can get a girl that looks EXACTLY like the one in the picture… …..and she won’t talk, which is always a plus, eh?….lol…..

Oh and congratulations, BTW. I hear they’re finally gonna move you up to 7th grade next year….

No, just cuz' I like you don't mean you can suck my dick.



HH

" I know you are, but what am I ? "

I studied comebacks under PeeWee Herman, just like you did, pal. So, bring it on! BRING IT!!!

*bro-hugs* It's ok now. It's O-K!


HH

MeetEricaStone says you're ass. So there!  Neener neener neener.




HH

word "busty" anywhere on it.  I saw your measurements and dress size, but none of the other words that I was originally talking about.

"I'll admit, I'm not in the best of moods everyday. But at least it's a gradual process and my day doesn't consist of tearing down everyone around my drunk ass " Indeed

from announcing ASSCLOWN ALERT to every post you don't like, to blah, blah, blah, blah

blah, blah, blah, blah, is so refreshing now.

Now in the future if you do not like someone's shit, skip it and go stick your head in a bucket of blah blah.

The repeat after me.... errr yourself... blah, blah, blah, blah

Slim market for the fatties? That's funny because it's never hurt me.

And my ex-wife is smoking hot...

If you have a complaint about some deceptive advertising... why don't you just write a review? I really don't get the point behind this post...

...

Person hiding behind alias & bitching about deceptive language = cheap guy looking for the word "Specials" on BP, and expecting an Allure or CSJ.
"Why don't more ladies go to the gym?" = Do you?
"Painful experiences" = Reading ads with your penis instead of your glasses.

If you do your research CAREFULLY, you will end up with the 10/10 we all understand you feel you deserve. The rest of us will just have to make do with the fat, ugly, stretch-marked, titless and deceitful. Ка Шмал!

Where ya been?  Lurking?  Or having real fun, I hope.