It's a damn good thing  providers don't charge by the pound !!!

Some would need a freight scale, and most would file for bankruptcy!

Because you'd need to pack on 25 lbs just to make a buck.  BTW, I'm no longer anorexic.  

Not that anorexic is a good thing. But you looked good man!

I went to one of my favorite Chinese restaurants,  had a fantastic meal and paid $5.99 per pound.
My total bill was $9.55. How much did I eat?

Lmaoooo this is hilarious. Charge by the pound.

At first, I thought the OP meant that providers should charge hobbyists by how much the hobbyist weighs. (Some stores charge more for XX+L clothing than the same item in S-M-L-XL.)

Then, there was a reply to Tasha Vegas that sounded like some people thought OP meant hobbyists should have to pay according to how much the provider weighs. (I'm for that! The lower the better!)

So even though I'm confused by what was intended I think, to be fair, you should really use BMI (body mass index) instead of weight when determining rates.

Provider or hobbyst?

Am sure some providers would like to charge by the hobbyst's weight!

for me, it would have been a problem if I would have "LMAO" at your attempt at humour.
Like I said, I don't get the humour there.  I don't get what's so funny about what you said.

And at 180 lbs, I'm glad my mentality is not stuck in the uncreative and unoriginal mire that yours is.  And, just trying to make the point:
You thought of this oh so funny joke, came on here and posted under an alias.
But I come on here, like I do every time I post, as my real self (in this world)
I have to summon the courage to post anything knowing that everytime I do, any one who wants to can go to my website and look at all my pics, and read my blog, and know who I am.
I have the courage to put myself out there on a daily basis.

And I find that to be a lot more credible and valid than your attempt at humour.
I was just saying, "I don't get it.  What's so funny about what you posted?"
And I was wondering if some of the ladies who thought it was LOL could explain that to me.

Esp since, I'm just guessing here, but if you, even under that incredulous alias, were to post anything negative about any of their physical features, they would not find it so funny.  

But what ever.  Just tired of all the negative posts by cowardly aliases.

For once, I'm normal.