...and what do you know about it?" she asks.    From the bathroom, I am dumbfounded....uh, what? why? what's that?.  She says "Sally told me her husband was into it, and I wondered what you know about it." I still can't speak or think straight so I walk over to see what she's looking at.  Ah hah! A stock chart for Teradyne, symbol TER.  "Her husband works there, says it's going straight up soon."  "Oh yeah, ok, I'll look into it tonight....I think it might be well worth the time and money.".  And, hey, it is!

maybe your wife can get Martha Stewart's old cell.

--if that's a true story and not just you playing on the TER acronym (we know nobody here would ever do that )

about stock tips from friends/neighbors etc.



Thank You
2010 = 28

Martha was jailed for obstructing justice, not for insider trading under sec 10(b)5 of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE "JUICY DETAILS"
Martha has nothing on that!!
longlive the Dowjones and nasdaq!! : )---

you get just what his wife says as the first listing but the second one is of course, here.  

But my personal favorite was wikipedia's explanation:

Ter
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Look up ter in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
Ter is a suffix designating the third instance of a thing, thus following bis.

Ter can also refer to:

River Ter, in Essex;
Ter (river), in Catalonia;
Torre (river), or Ter in Slovene, a river in Italy;
"Lord" (Eastern Armenian) - title of ordained clergy (before Christian name) and hereditary honorific of their descendants as part of the surname, such as "Ter-Petrossian". Western Armenian spelling is "Der".
TER can refer to the following:

Lajes Air Base, the IATA airport code of Portuguese Air Force facility
Technology Electronic Review
TER (train type), an advanced Spanish train developed by Goicoechea
Tertiary Entrance Rank, Australian tertiary entrance score
The Erotic Review, An online database dedicated to reviews of female escorts
Total Expense Ratio, performance measure for investment funds
Transphase Eradication Rod (Stargate SG-1)
Transport express régional, a regional service of the SNCF French rail network
The NYSE stock symbol of Teradyne, Inc.


So who is going to catch that Spanish train?

Ironically "Transphase Eradication Rod" is the pet name I use for my junk...who knew it was also from SG-1???