It's fugly.  View it at your own risk.

BTW, I never masturbated to the TeleTubbies. You know when you get drunk and say crazy shit?

Well, it was on the TV behind the bar that day.

Yeah, I know. It was 10 am. And we were drinking. So fucking what?

It was 5 pm SOMEWHERE in the world....!

Truth be told, I expected something much, much worse. lol

...then there IS a definite close enough resemblance to the other two lushes to be Lil Phil and MP.

Hey Just saying !

Our chances of being mistaken for brothers are about as likely as Danny De Vito and Arnie. lol

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I haven't had squirrel for many years, and as far as moonshiner, I am a consumer only, please don't sic the "revenuers" on me. lol

Of course the whore monger reference isn't even worth commenting on. DUH lol

I just need to live long enough until medical science can provide me with a brand new body.

I wonder what kind of trade in value my old, used up, high mileage body that I own now will garner?

They'll be amazed that a liver with that much damage can actually sustain a human being. rofl

I am a redneck, squirrel eating, whore monger!!

It does get much, much worse!  Just google Bill Brasky and watch the whole 6 minutes.

Sorry, buddy. Had to!

The smart one.

John Goodman is no where near as heavy as I am.  

...the whole fugly 6 minutes.  I still can't figure out which of y'all  is which.  But I'm pretty sure I want to stay the fuck away from you.  Would love to see a CAT scan of your livers.

That's about how much a can of Pedigree costs when I split it between my boys when I mix it with their dried shit!

I'm the handsome one.

Uhhhh...no... and no.

the one paying the tab, but yeah...I'll concede that one.  Sadly, I realized that I'm the old one, even if it is only by 4 days.

When I get physicals, and I lie down on the table, they poke in my gut and tell me my liver feels fine!

I start to laugh and they ask what's so funny. I tell them 'Do you have ANY idea how much I drink?'!

And besides, it's cool to get the prostate massaged when I usually have to pay extra for that with one of these gals!

I think we all know here who the best looking, most charming, hung, wittiest, mother-fucker is between the three.

That's right. This guy!