Ok, so I got a good giggle from funniest provider texts hobbyists have received a while back...you think we don't get it on our end too?  Below are a couple of my favorites...guys, feel free to chime in if you have more goodies:

*I'm in your neighborhood, are you busy?

*Can you do short notice today, and if so, how short?

* did you like my review?

*you're the whole package...I'd marry you if I could

I do love the short notice bit though. It's like, "Can you see me in a half hour? I am coming from Biloxi (1.5 hours from me )." Dumb ass!

It's truth-telling time:  I've initiated the following text exchange below.

Z:  Hey, let's get together

ATF:  hey stranger, where u been? what day & time do u want 2 meet?

Z:  what are you doing right now?  

Guy: "Hey Baby, I miss that sweet ass.  You were so hot last weekend.  I wanna see you again soon."

Me: "Uhhh.... Yeah.  Who is this?!"

That never goes over well!

i'd marry u.
I think i sent that one....lol.

That person got "you're" correct!

you've only scratched the surface...there's more to that story than just the goodies on offer

(he likes my cooking too

ie the person I wanted to see flaked out on me, so now I need a backup plan...

"Hey baby you're really hot are you available?"

sent to an agency...

We get a text like that at least once a day.

Or the ever popular "what are your rates?"

Most of the time the only response I'll give is to send a link to the website.

My favorite catch all -- especially when we know each other well is still..."Who is this.?"  It's usually good for a few laughs.....unless I'm too drunk to actually not tell who it is LOL

yes i do, i would like to eat YOU, oh, i mean, eat WITH you.....