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Nyx_GG See my TER Reviews 223 reads
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"Hey baby you're really hot are you available?"

sent to an agency...

We get a text like that at least once a day.

Or the ever popular "what are your rates?"

Most of the time the only response I'll give is to send a link to the website.

StarrRider1534 reads

Ok, so I got a good giggle from funniest provider texts hobbyists have received a while back...you think we don't get it on our end too?  Below are a couple of my favorites...guys, feel free to chime in if you have more goodies:

*I'm in your neighborhood, are you busy?

*Can you do short notice today, and if so, how short?

* did you like my review?

*you're the whole package...I'd marry you if I could

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London Rayne329 reads

I do love the short notice bit though. It's like, "Can you see me in a half hour? I am coming from Biloxi (1.5 hours from me )." Dumb ass!

Posted By: StarrRider
Ok, so I got a good giggle from funniest provider texts hobbyists have received a while back...you think we don't get it on our end too?  Below are a couple of my favorites...guys, feel free to chime in if you have more goodies:

*I'm in your neighborhood, are you busy?

*Can you do short notice today, and if so, how short?

* did you like my review?

*you're the whole package...I'd marry you if I could

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Zangari297 reads


It's truth-telling time:  I've initiated the following text exchange below.

Z:  Hey, let's get together

ATF:  hey stranger, where u been? what day & time do u want 2 meet?

Z:  what are you doing right now?  



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Nyx_GG152 reads

ie the person I wanted to see flaked out on me, so now I need a backup plan...

Posted By: London Rayne
I do love the short notice bit though. It's like, "Can you see me in a half hour? I am coming from Biloxi (1.5 hours from me )." Dumb ass!

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Florida_Evans391 reads

Guy: "Hey Baby, I miss that sweet ass.  You were so hot last weekend.  I wanna see you again soon."

Me: "Uhhh.... Yeah.  Who is this?!" :)

That never goes over well!

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lungman312 reads

i'd marry u.
I think i sent that one....lol.

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perfectstorm249 reads

That person got "you're" correct! :D

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StarrRider224 reads

you've only scratched the surface...there's more to that story than just the goodies on offer ;)

(he likes my cooking too ;)

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lungman172 reads

yes i do, i would like to eat YOU, oh, i mean, eat WITH you.....:)

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Nyx_GG224 reads

"Hey baby you're really hot are you available?"

sent to an agency...

We get a text like that at least once a day.

Or the ever popular "what are your rates?"

Most of the time the only response I'll give is to send a link to the website.

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woodys41191 reads

My favorite catch all -- especially when we know each other well is still..."Who is this.?"  It's usually good for a few laughs.....unless I'm too drunk to actually not tell who it is LOL

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