I don't mind chatty girls. I like it when there's a little back and forth. And I like it when girls show some natural curiosity. But there are certain questions that are just... awkward.  

I'll just begin to tell the guy where to cum instead of asking for now on.

Followed by the 'do you have kids' question.   Maybe it's because after being with me they can't believe I've actually had practice with a real live woman lol!

Sometimes you just have to read the audience, no need to ask, just be yourself and have fun!

I read that 50 shades of Grey footnotes so I'm an expert now.

Are you married? How should I answer that? If I say no, you're not going to believe me, making me feel uncomfortable. If I say yes, you've just made me feel guilty as hell, and I'm uncomfortable. It's a lose lose question. And it's your loss loss, because I won't be coming back.

No, keep asking# 2. It's an orgasm-enhancer when it's timed right.

I bet you guys would quit asking if they started getting the truth. lol

As for the OP's questions, with the exception of number five which I have never been asked, none of those questions really bother me too much.

As for a guy being ticked about being kept waiting by a woman for six whole minutes, I guess he doesn't interact with women much in the real world, does he? Most of us would consider 6 minutes late the equivalent of being 30 minutes early by the standards that most women have set for us in life. lol

as I can't imagine any lady actually saying that to a client).
So she can ask away - none of the others would make me feel awkward if asked in a good-natured way.
But also I'm single, so #1 wouldn't be a problem at all.

It seems like working girls should know better than to interrogate a guy for no reason, but I guess we all are different. Whenever I get asked any of those types of question, I feel like the guy is so stupid and I get highly annoyed lol. I usually lie, but it takes energy to have to come up with a lie- energy that could've been used in a better way lol. I hate when I get asked where I live, too. And about if I have siblings, cuz my sibling died.  So that ruins the mood right there...
I think some people don't know how to talk to a stranger without asking awkward things. But you can definitely get to know many interesting things about someone's personality, interests, sense of humor, and sexuality without having to ask those mundane and offensive questions lol.

The beauty of this business is that if things get awkward, there's always something else to do with a mouth

Like this? lol!
(a silent date could actually be hot as hell if the sexually chemistry was there!)

Something on which we agree 100%

No, actually I've never been late. Not when it's just me. I guess I can thank my Dad for that. The thing is, sometimes I only have a finite amount of time to play, unless I'm traveling. So if our 12:00 session starts at 12:06, with the occasional exception, I usually have to leave at 1:00. Do I get a discount? Do I get an extra six minutes sometime in the future when I can swing it? How will you make it up to me? I recently knocked on her door, a 200/hr new lady, at the agreed 10:00, but she was in the shower. Couldn't answer the door. Couldn't answer the phone. So I'm standing there on her doorstep, in a strange neighborhood, with the neighbors across the street looking at me. What am I supposed to do? I'm sorry, but I went home. She sent an email apologizing profusely, saying the next session was half off. I was impressed at her professionalism so I went back, and we've been friends ever since. Funny, but she's never been late since. Another new lady spent the whole hour talking before she said let's go play. I literally couldn't get in one word, plus I was trying to be first session polite. Well, it was one of those sessions where I only had one hour to play. I paid her in full, 300 bucks, and had to leave. Was that fair? Did she try to make it up to me? Did she offer the next session at a discounted rate? Well no. I didn't think that was very professional, so I never went back.  

Yes, KK, we get just as many dumb questions as you. Sometimes ladies ask them as part of their screening process, which is the easiest no go of all. I can think of so many more fun things we can do with our mouths and tongues. And so many more wonderful sounds we can make. Let's skip the dumb questions, and just go for it.

Well stated AP. I can see you're one of the highly professional ones. Your gentlemen callers are lucky!

You sound as though you have had many really horrible experiences...that's a shame.

Yes I do have clients who put food on my table, but no, I'm not an escort, though some of my favorite people are.  
And ok, thanks to your hints now I get who you are and where you're coming from, so you can probably put me in the yahoo category too.  And while I've been known to put the occasional chocolate energy drink on my table with what my clients pay me lol, you're right, I never should have suggested that you use your clients' 'donations' to put food on yours. I don't know where your money goes, you're right, though it sounds like I should have suggested it goes toward waxing, manicures, pedicures, delousing, and hopefully therapy.  But...  at least you called me sweetheart, so I'll take that as us making some meaningful progress.  Uh, so would a real date be out of the question?  

We're not so different

Suggest a place to cum in as filthy a manner as possible - I'll tell you if I've got a strong alternative preference.

1)  Some do ask, and I'll answer honestly.

What's not to like, right? lol

are hot.

Love your posts: always insightful, never bitter. And I'm thankful I've never asked a single one of those questions I'm still SMDH over...come to think of it, I've never asked any questions at all beyond maybe "how do you like chicago?" I expect that's OK.

To each his own. Make better choices dude. There's too many of us hot hos out there for you to be disappointed!

Of course you would assume that - it's all you have left! Your assumptions! I don't recall giving you a ratio of butt versus hot clients. The fact is, sweet, respectful, most of you are not attractive. Not my fault. I also don't need to prove a damn thing to you, that would imply I give a shit what you think about me.  

Without that little invention known as breast implants (invented by two men, god bless em) I wonder what questions would be asked about some ladies' boobies.  Hey, I think we'd agree that if god made us all perfect then none of us would have to be here.

Seriously, I'd be booking an appointment with you tomorrow.
 

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I feel like we're all witnessing something beautiful.  Right here.  And right now.  Who says a provider and a monger can't find true love lol.

A little bit relevant to activities...  Am I wrong? Perhaps the timing was bad to make you list that as #2...

Which is more sensitive, the left or the right?

Granted that probably makes me too old for him, but I like a dude who can talk shit while maintaining perspective. Which he can more than some of the others who lack the latter.  

1- I'm single but it still irks me when they ask. One girl I got to know rather well confided that she secretly looked down on married guys fucking her. She was twisted in a variety of ways through and I wouldn't take her opinion as normal. She was one of the ones that asked me that on my first visit. Maybe that plays into it but really, whether I'm married or single has nothing to do with "me" unless I offer the info. I could see some guys getting off on letting the escort know they're cheating.

IME, it's always been "don't ask, don't tell".

Over time, if I repeat, personal details inevitably get revealed--but I've never been asked any of these questions.

Well, maybe the "where do you want to cum" question...

One only needs to answer what one wants to answer.  

Don't ask a witness any question unless you already know what the answer will be.

I think if might apply to the hobby as well.

This is how become friends with them...