(Oh, am I going to get my butt kicked for that 8o)

But reviews are full of these clichés.

Run, don't walk...

Best BJ I've ever had (from someone with 100+ reviews.)

And so on.

Guys, try to excise these worn out phrases from your reviews.

I will admit that I am not a frequent poster, and I do not write reviews.  With that said, I am wondering why so many reviews end with "treat her right".  For me, personally, I have never treated a lady in any other way even if I was disappointed.

such as 1) I will repeat, 2) I am a one cup, two cup, three cup guy, 3) Covers and hats, etc.  I personally try to avoid using them, and yet I still do.   As I love my coffee, being a one cup guy is kind of a funny description of my needs during a session.  I guess "treat her right" would mean something in the lines of don't do something stupid or mean to make this particular provider quit the hobby, as she is a joy to be with.  That's my guess anyways.  

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Some say the "treat her right" comment is for manginas (lol) but I guess it's a way of showing an appreciation for qualities that a provider might possess.  Personally I feel this way when meeting a provider that is new to the business and still has a certain sweet or eager to please quality about her.  

Got love em. The stars were aligned and a body built for speed are two of my favorites at the moment. And the classic I almost didn't write this review cause I wanted to keep her all to myself.  

Never put much thought into that.
Just a nice thing to say. I guess.

Another that gets my goat (though I'll admit to having used it years ago) is usually used right after something like, "She begged me to pound her doggie style."
"Who was I to say 'no?'"
Hint: If she wants doggie it's only because she doesn't have to look at you.

Precisely !!!! That was Priceless Inicky !!!

You Sir just burst a lot of fantasy bubbles!

Made out like teenagers
We fell into each others' arms like long lost lovers.
Best bbbj ever.
Run don't walk.
She really loves her job.
....

...Facing the TV then asked me to change the channel or give her the remote.
True story. Lol.

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Maury Povich?

Doggie style is my Favorite and has nothing to do with the reason you shared.
I'm not going into details but it is my favorite position

Carly, thank you for voicing your opinion and letting some of us all hold on to our fantasy a bit.  I do happen to know that some women (including some civvies who loved me) really like K9.  I am sure some providers are the same.  But Nicky really did get me thinking of possible ulterior motives at play...

" .....she instantly proceeded to lick my ass and insert her tongue deep into my rectum "

I love doggie, too, but my real point was about the expression,  "Who am I to say no?"  Doggie was just the example.  i am glad you love that position and will be happy to try it with you, as long as you don't ask for the remote. LOL!

The only channel on was NY1! Wow.  

I think I know exactly where those quotes come from

and should never happen!

How come you never see these jewels out there?

If you want to rub the bumpy parts of it over your clit.

from the reviews I have read, "treat her right" doesn't seem to be as much about the reviewers concern for the wellbeing of a helpless little provider in need of a protégé as it is bragging about his own prowess.   The unwritten part of "treat her right" in a review is "like I did".

But we're all perverted narcissists!

K9 would be the perfect move if the guy had bad breath.