Was this at the provider's incall? her own place or at a hotel?
The reason I ask is that if it is at a hotel, then oh well.... but if you stained her sheets... you need to get her a gift card to buy a new set....
I hope that she doesn't blacklist you though!..... ![]()
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Yes, unfortunately, that's what happened to me, today!! I was having an AWESOME session w/an ATF!! I farted & thought nothing of it until I got up to get dressed & there it was a single treadmark!! OH THE HORROR!! A single tread mark was left behind!! My ATF was very sweet about it!! She says don't worry about it, for it happens a lot!!! I was very apologetic while i was dressing to leave!! It was just so embarrassing !! Ladies, does this happen often in the hobby, or outside of the hobby& gentlemen has this ever happened to you??
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..of swigs of PEPTO before a session, so i did, because my stomach was feeling a little queasy!! Where did that get me??? Nowhere fast!! I farted during the session & then i saw the track!!! AGGGHHHHHH :oP
If I am going to fart, I always go to the bathroom to fart for the very same reason that happened to you. Oh well, live and learn. Shit happens bro. I don't fart in the bed no more, and that's why.
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Iwas not in George Brett's shoes, or pants!!
Was this at the provider's incall? her own place or at a hotel?
The reason I ask is that if it is at a hotel, then oh well.... but if you stained her sheets... you need to get her a gift card to buy a new set....
I hope that she doesn't blacklist you though!..... ![]()
But he might get brownlisted! ![]()
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It was @ a hotel, but yes, If it was @ her place I would have sprung for new bed sheets!!
No, I will not get black listed!! This is the first & only time it happened!! The woman has been a steady ATF for two years!! So, no worries on that front!!
The reason I ask is that if it is at a hotel, then oh well.... but if you stained her sheets... you need to get her a gift card to buy a new set....
I hope that she doesn't blacklist you though!.....
Just as bad or maybe worse at a hotel.
Most providers don't want to call on housekeeping if at all possible and many don't carry extra sets of sheets with them.
perhaps its a , cough , mark of the pursuit of the innevitable , for a true GFE , long term , eventually a guy toots in the presence of his princess , most playfully cut wind after pullin covers over her head. Ahh nostalgia of the manshow,,,
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...my complete embarrassment !!! I e-mailed her to apologize,again, for the mishap!! She said not to worry, the clean up was a breeze & she's looking forward to my next visit!! Now I can remember the good time I had w/ her, today & laugh off the mishap!!! Life in the hobby is back to very good!!
Just a thought.
I hope you aren't asking for a rim job either LOL
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I think I might have eaten something that didn't agree w/ me!! I must get my refrigerator checked!! I think w/ the excessive heat & humidity that it's playing havoc on the inner temperature!!
I hope you aren't asking for a rim job either LOL
.... just avoid stuff with too much dairy in it or stuff that's too greasy. Keep it light.
I usually drink a pint of cooking oil and eat two raw potatoes about two hours before a session.
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farts are vapor but "real is somethin that can grit between the fingers , hey im just havin fun
get an enema bag and get on all fours ass up face down, vaseline up the nozzle hang it in shower. and do three rounds til ot comes out clear, try doin it even once a month, .you may have a seriously backed up colon, also parasites grow in the colon, actuallt famous rich people get them done by pros to stay thin and look younger, no one lookes refreshed with ten miles of old rptten fecis backed up thier intenstines makn them sick. you poor thing, thats awful.
i suggest adding some binding foods to diet too maybe just a tad a rice a day, so u arent gettn liquid diarhea. thats wicked embarasin, hun.
trust me a castile soap enema w a drop of peppermint dr bronners, youl feel so much better u must have some colon issues i think. sorry i swear i am not lAUGHING, ok i am.
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I can laugh as well!! I will see a doctor about It, because I do think I have colon issues!!
i suggest adding some binding foods to diet too maybe just a tad a rice a day, so u arent gettn liquid diarhea. thats wicked embarasin, hun.
trust me a castile soap enema w a drop of peppermint dr bronners, youl feel so much better u must have some colon issues i think. sorry i swear i am not lAUGHING, ok i am.