I love the word Pussy. Just saying.

PUSSY, as in "spread those legs and let me suck that PUSSY"

It depends on the sex and the girl.  90% of the time I like 'pussy' but if I am with a particularly naughty girl I sometimes like to say something like "I can't wait to be deep in your cunt" or similar.  I know that is a highly charged word for some girls but sometimes the sex is so raw and dirty no other word is appropriate.

Is what I refer to it as.

I love Puki and Panocha!

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Really guys? Grown ups trying to find cute names for Vagina !!! What are you 19 yr old girls in body of 50 yr old men !!! I mean seriously?

What happened to the times when men used to go drink beer, go hunting and ride Harleys !!!

How many guys threw up in their mouth a little bit !!!

Because everyone else thinks its gross.  

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I will call it whatever she wants me to call it, you fucking cunt!
PS: Beer is a pussy drink.  Real men drink vodka neet.  Fucker.

Personally, I don't drink shit..

But if I were to drink, I will drink beer or whiskey...

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Pussy!!!

Even Inicky, your biggest fan, is going to have to give you kudos for that one. roflmfao

rum is beaver piss.  clearly, you know nothing about whiskey. LOL!

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lol, or Va-Jay-Jay, or 'the wet one'

Respecting real man knows its not 'what' you're drinking that counts....its 'how' you're drinking whatever 'it' is. Come on boys must I teach you everything lol

I generally use pussy  

I found a HUGE list on the net and some are fucking hilarious!  

Bait
Bald Biscuit
Banana Box
Bean
Bear Trap
Bearded Ax Wound
Bearded Clam
Bearded Taco
Beaver
Beaver Teeth
Beef Tomato
Beetle Hood
Belly Entrance
Bikini Bizkit
Bird's Nest
Birth Canal
Bitch Ditch
Black Hole
Black Hole Of Calcutta
Black Oak
Bluntfrunt
Bologna Flap-over
Bone Hider
Bone Polisher
Bonefish
Bottom less Pit
Bowl
Box
Boy In The Canoe
Brakepads
Brazilia n Caterpillar
Bread-box
Br eakfast Of Champions
Bucket
Buffalo Gums
Bunny Tuft
Burger Bar
Bush
Bush Tucker
Calamari Cockring
Camarillo Brillo
Candy Kiss
Carpet
Cat
Catch er's Mitt
Cats Paw
Cherry
Cherry Pop Tart
Chia Hole
Chicken's Tongue
Chin-chin
Clam Canal
Clamarama
Clap Trap
Clit Slit
Cock Cave
Cock Curator
Cock Holster
Cock Magnet

Cock Pocket
Cock Sock
Cock Socket
Cock Squeezer
Cock Warmer
Cock-chafer
Cockp it
Cold Cut Combo
Conch Shell
Cooch
Coochie Pop
Cookie
Coose Canal
Cooter Muffin
Cooze
Count Fapula
Courtney Cocksleve
Crack
Crack Of Heaven
Crave Cave
Cream Canal
Crotch Waffle
Cucumber Canal
Cum Crack
Cum Craver
Cunny
Cunt
Cun try Pie
Cuntzilla
Cupid's Cupboard
Curly Curtains
Davey Jones Locker
Dead Clam
Deep Pink
Deep Socket
Deer Hoof
Depository
Devil's Hole
Dick Basket
Dick Deposit
Dick Driver
Dick Dungeon
Dick Eater
Dick Mitten
Dick Rack
Dildo Hotel
Dinner Roll
Dna Dumpster
Dog's Mouth
Door Of Life
Dove Breast
Egg Drop Box
Enchilada Of Love
Erie Canal

Fatty
Fetus Flaps
Field Of Dreams
Fish Canyon
Fish Dish
Fish Mitten
Fish Sandwich
Fishamjig
Flapp ed Bap
Flaps
Flesh Cavern
Flesh Tuxedo
Flower
Fly Catcher
Fortune Nookie (china)
Foxhole
Front Bottom
Fruit Cup
Frum
Fuck Donut
Fuck Pocket
Fuckhole
Fun Hatch
Fur Burger
Furby
Furrogi (poland)
Furry 8 Ball Rack
Furry Furnace
Fury Pink Mink
Fuzz Box
Fuzz Bucket
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Gash
Gauntlet
G izmo
Glory Hole
Golden Arches
Golden Palace
Golden Valley
Goodie Basket
Grandest Canyon
Grassy Knoll
Ground Zero
Grumble
Hair Pie
Hairy Doughnut
Hairy Heaven
Hairy Potter
Ham Sandwich
Hamper Of Goodies
Happy Flappy
Happy Valley
Hatchet Wound
Head Catcher
Her Asshole Neighbor
Holiest Of Holies
Holy Grail
Home Plate
Homebase
Honey Pot
Horn Of Plenty
Hot Pocket
Hot Spot
Hot Tamaki Walk
Hump Hole
Hungry Minge
Indian Bones and the Temple of Poon
Jaws Of Life
Jelly Roll
Jewel Box
Jezebel's Smell
Jizz Recepticle
Juice Box
Kitty Cage
Kitty Kat
Knish
Lap Flounder
Launch Pad
Lawrence Of A Labia
Lick N' Stick
Lip Jeans
Lip Tip
Little Debbie
Lobster Pot
Lotus
Love Canal
Love Cave
Love Glove
Love Hole
Love Rug
Lovebox
Lucy
Mamm al Hole
Man In The Boat
Man's Charity Bash
Mans Ruin
Marcia (australia)
Meat Counter
Meat Crease
Meat Curtains
Meat Massager
Meat Tunnel
Meat Wagon
Melvin
Midnight Dip
Mingus
Mommy Parts
Mommy's Pie
Moneymaker
Mossy Jaw
Mound
Mound Of Venus
Mud Flaps
Muff
Mule Nose
Mumble Pants (sweden)
Mumbler (australia)
Mystical Fold
Nana
Nappy Dugout
Nappy Roots
Nether Lips
Nice Slice
Ninja Boot
Noochie
Nookie
O ld Catchers Mitt
One Eyed Worm Hole
One-eyed Python Trail
Pachinko
Packin Shack
Pancake Fold
Pandora's Box
Panty Hamster
Pastrami Flaps
Peach
Pearl Hotel
Pee Jaws
Peeshie
Penalty Box
Penis Parking
Penis Pothole
Penis Purse
Penis Warmer
Peter Vise
Peters Grove
Pickle Stinker
Pink
Pink Circle
Pink Cookie
Pink Heaven
Pink Panther
Pink Portal
Pink Taco
Pink Truffle
Pink Turtleneck
Pish Buffet
Piss Fenders
Piss Flaps
Pissy Froth Hole
Pizzo
Pocket Pie
Pole Hole
Pole Magnet
Ponchita
Poochika  
Poody Tat
Poon Jab
Poonaner
Poontang
Poontang Pie
Pooswaa
Pork Pie
Pound Cake
Private Area
Pud Pocket
Pudding
Punani
Punash
Purple People Penis Eater
Pussy
Python Syphon
Queef Quarters
Quim
Rack Of Clam
Rattlesnake Canyon
Red Lane
Red River Gorge
Red Sea
Republic Of Labia
Richards House
Roast Beef Curtains
Rooster Jaws
Rosebud
Round Mound Of Beehound
Salami Garage
Saloon Doors
Sausage Wallet
Scrambled Eggs Between the Legs
Scrumpter
Scunt
Sea Food Six Pack
Serpent Socket
Silk Funnel
Silk Igloo
Skin Canoe
Skins
Slice Of Heaven
Slippery Slide
Slop Hole
Slot Pocket
Slurpee Machine
Slurpy
Snail Tracker
Snake Charmer
Snake Lake
Snatch
Snooch
So uth Mouth
Spasm Chasm
Sperm Bank
Sperm Shack
Sperm Sucker
Spitball Bullseye
Split Dick
Spunk-pot
Squeeze-b ox
Squid
Stench Trench
Stink Rink
Stinkhole
Stinky Speedway
Stop-n-pop
Suga r Basin
Sugar Hole
Sweat Box
Sweet Briar
Tackle Box
Tampon Tunnel
Temperamental Ringpiece
Temporary Lodgings
The Big Casino
The Big W
The Blow Hole
The Bone Collector
The Condo Downstate
The Cum Dump
The Dea Bone Patch
The Death Of Adam
The Deflower Patch
The Easy Bake Oven
The Fish Flap
The Furry Cup
The Great Divide
The Helmet Hide-a-way
The Indoor Barbecue
The Indoor Picnic
The Notorious V.a.g.
The One-door Vulva
The Promised Land
The Pump Protector
The Schlong Sucker
The Shrine
The Toothless Blowjob
The Twatlantic Ocean
The Unmentionable
The Vegan Store
The Vegetarian's Temptation
The Virginator
The Welcome Opponent
The Wombsday Book
Theme Park
Thresher
Tickled Pink
Tinker Bell
Tomahawk Chop
Tongue Depressor
Tongue Roll
Toolshed
Trim
Tu na Pot Pie
Tuna Spread
Tuna Taco
Tuna Town
Tunnel Of Love
Twat
Vacuum Vulva
Vadge
VAG  
Vagina
Vedgie
V elcro Love Triangle
Venus Butterfly
Vertical Smile
Vidgie
Wagon Ruts
Wand Waxer
Weiner Wrap
Welly Top
Wet Mark
Wet Seal
Where Uncle's Doodle goes
Whisker Biscuit
Willys Haven
Wilt Chamberlian's daily glove
Wizard's Sleeve
Wolly Bolly
Womens Weapon
Wonder Bread
Wookie
Yeast Pocket
Yo Yo Smuggler
Yoni

scrunt
splooge bucket
cum bucket
taco salad
oasis  
poon

 

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So what do you call the lady parts? I am interested in your non feminization of our genitalia.

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This song offers a number of charming descriptions that might suffice; and it's such a lovely song.

Secret Garden..

You keep trying to tell us men how to conduct ourselves and we'll keep laughing at you. See how easy that works?

But Caitlyn, apropos of your "dirty talk" post you might want to avoid use of the funnier ones in the midst of passionate thrusting.  Laughter can be temporarily deflating

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For most women these days "cunt" has too pejorative a meaning and they react negatively.  I would all guys to avoid using it in the sack with any woman, pro or civvie, unless she's used it first.  "Pussy" is safer, and a pretty word, really.

Now if a woman in this segment of sex work, i.e. high class call girl, uses it mid-session I would find it a big turn on.  It's a little contradictory, showing she's maybe even more naughty and raunchy than I thought.

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pussy, c-u-n-t, twat, kitty, kitten, black hole or whatever pops into my mind for dirty talk(which I find every arousing even if I am the only one doing it) doing the deed.  Very hot

Maybe a dick size thread is more to your liking?

Cunt sounds smelly to me, lol

i couldnt say a funny one lol

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Before I moved to bay also had a Tiger and a Muffin!

= in this equation is the same as 'holding a'

Conceited Asshole = wine spritzer
Conceited Asshole = lager
Conceited Asshole = martini
Conceited Asshole = jd on the rocks
Conceited Asshole = sparkling water

The common denominator here as in any math equation is that if you are a 'conceited asshole', it doesn't matter what you are drinking, you will always be just that...a 'conceited asshole.'

Now on the flipside...

Self-respecting Gentleman = wine spritzer
Self-respecting Gentleman = lager
Self-respecting Gentleman = martini
Self-respecting Gentleman = jd on the rocks
Self-respecting Gentleman = sparkling water

Now you fill in the blank...it's really not all that difficult. LOL

I think you may get my point, but perhaps not.