If you are one of the right (8) people who follow my blog, you probably know by now I Love dirty talk. However, I tend to reserve it for private/secure means of communication.

Yet, often on the boards I see exchanges between men and women, or even at times women and women. It might just be me channelling Emily Post, but it always seems a bit ... inappropriate to me. As much as this is a fairly small and tight knit community, the boards are completely open to the public.

I'm no prude, but telling a guy or posting publicly I want to suck balls seems more of a Lil' Kim move. No disrespect to Lil' Kim, just saying.

I often say "Don't talk about it. Be about it."

Kisses,
Vanica

unless the horse is trying to buck you off.
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I was standing in line at Taco Bell the other day while this chick behind me was on her cell phone; "Oh my gawd, so I guess he like, licked her box one time than he stopped. So she like asked him later like, why did you only lick it once and he was like, oh, because I was like YUM. Like, totally what the fuck. ANd I was like laughing because he totally licked my box for like a whole hour."

The only problem I had with that conversation is that she looked like a 400 pound Jimmy Hendrix with ashy cankles in a moo-moo. Totally like, killed my appetite.

You need to step up your game and go someplace classy.  Like Wendy's.

There is always at least one hot Mexican chick working at Taco Hell. Everyone that works at Wendy's, looks like they eat a triple stack Baconator every day for lunch...breakfast...and dinner...and a snack...and before bed...and in the middle of the night...those fat fucks are probably downing Baconators right now...ick.

But the last few times I've been there, the counter people were not what I'd call svelte.  I'd also say the crap they serve there is at least as bad for you as a Baconator.  Can you spell "salad?"
PS: I hate salads.