Yesterday, I had a gift card to a retail store (given to me by an ATF client.)  I went into the store, planning to splurge on brand new lingerie.  Usually, I give my look a big update once per year.  

The other day, I was in a NYC department store, perusing the lingerie section.  I found this captivating emerald green demi bra and matching thong.  It looks like a feminine bra, but then it has a trendy twist: lime green piping.  It's a cute set!  I don't have any emerald green lingerie, but I do look good in medium and olive green, I think.  So, I picked out my bra size (36C) and my thong size (large), and I headed up to the check out counter.

"What is a demi bra?," you ask?  This is what a demi bra is:  

"Demi bras, also known as balconette bras, are a half-cup bra style with wide-set straps and a horizontal bust line. Often seamed or boned, they promote cleavage and a frame-like effect. These offer less support but enable low-cut garments to be worn without the bra being seen. Demi bras may be designed to provide lift as do push-up bras."

Usually, I don't wear demi bras because my jiggly boobs pop out easily, which results in "wardrobe malfunctions," if you get my drift.  However, I am always a 36C and L, when I buy lingerie.  My body is consistent.

At the end of the day, when I got home, I tried on all of the lingerie.  Usually, I am capable of picking out lingerie that fits me properly, but in this case, I made a mistake!  When I got home, this is what the bra looked like on me:

It fits perfectly!  

I've always thought someone should invent a bra that supported the bottom of the breast, but still allowed the nipples to fly free so they could be appreciated by we men.  I think you accidentally just realized my lifelong dream!

looks fine with me

Ha, ha, but then, I'm a guy!

See link

I sure do want to click there.


Thank you
2010 = 28

I CAN NEVER FIND A DAMN SEXY BRA!!!

Note: this is all in fun

"I found this captivating emerald green demi bra [with] lime green piping."

It's blue, not emerald green. Other than that, I don't see anything wrong with it. Have you had your eyes checked lately?

I am doing the happy dance and brag about it for weeks

LOL

Lina

conviently posted as a simple gripe. Got by everyone didn't it. Bravo!!

We're not school boys here.  We know the score.

Looks uncomfortable, but bone isn't may faversham anyway. Other than that, I am sure lots of guys would love to be met by your girls looking that way

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

I'm putting my in now.

Long live wardrobe malfunctions.

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When I find a hot bra, I treat it like a fine piece of jewelry. I lock it up and save it for special events.

One time I ordered from figleaves and was so excited bc it was a banging ass bra! Tried it on and you'd think two tatas were in one cup. Can we catch a break?

It looks good to me

(Oh shit. I said that out loud. Fuck!  

I was drinking. Yeah, that's it. Everyone else will just roll over this post and not say shit.

It's the drunk guy talking. It's old.

Whew!!! That was a close one.)