My bra is way too small.

Yesterday, I had a gift card to a retail store (given to me by an ATF client.)  I went into the store, planning to splurge on brand new lingerie.  Usually, I give my look a big update once per year.  

The other day, I was in a NYC department store, perusing the lingerie section.  I found this captivating emerald green demi bra and matching thong.  It looks like a feminine bra, but then it has a trendy twist: lime green piping.  It's a cute set!  I don't have any emerald green lingerie, but I do look good in medium and olive green, I think.  So, I picked out my bra size (36C) and my thong size (large), and I headed up to the check out counter.

"What is a demi bra?," you ask?  This is what a demi bra is:  

"Demi bras, also known as balconette bras, are a half-cup bra style with wide-set straps and a horizontal bust line. Often seamed or boned, they promote cleavage and a frame-like effect. These offer less support but enable low-cut garments to be worn without the bra being seen. Demi bras may be designed to provide lift as do push-up bras."

Usually, I don't wear demi bras because my jiggly boobs pop out easily, which results in "wardrobe malfunctions," if you get my drift.  However, I am always a 36C and L, when I buy lingerie.  My body is consistent.

At the end of the day, when I got home, I tried on all of the lingerie.  Usually, I am capable of picking out lingerie that fits me properly, but in this case, I made a mistake!  When I got home, this is what the bra looked like on me: