how do i find this supposed directory to click "add URL at"???!
jeebus, I'm just trying to post an ad! *face palm*

they gave a huge list of how to do it....

assuming u know where this directory and categories are?

Let me ask...is it possible you couldn't find what you were looking for due to all the urine you got on your keyboard?

But here are the TER ad banners and the links for adding them to your site

I'll focus on that. And refer you to the Newbie Board. And, I am going to suggest that this thread be moved to Newbie, so if it disappears, be sure to check the "FAQ for Newbies" board.
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Given that, I just replied to someone else but the entire thread was removed for some unknown reason. I wrote:
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Here are some links to prior instructions. Post again if you have more Qs ("Alternatives to imagecoast?").
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie-33/an-faq-for-sure-169779?frmSearch=1#169779
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie-33/an-faq-for-sure-169779?frmSearch=1#169779
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie-33/here-is-an-example-167080?frmSearch=1#167080
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie-33/ter-is-just-the-middleman-and-does-not-host-images-165306?frmSearch=1#165306
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie-33/you-need-to-upload-from-an-image-hosting-site-164509?frmSearch=1#164509
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By way of example, I am pasting this URL
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https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/facepalm-statue-paris-260nw-1019362615.jpg
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into the "Picture URL" box at the bottom of the posting page.

How red is your face, as squirt juices aren't CLOSE to piss!! Nice try thoooo, now go pull someone else's pigtails!

& Even I have My Moments...Lost and Found
Lol

Squirt juices and piss ARE close.  The places they originate are only about a quarter to a half inch apart, depending on how robust of a woman  you are.