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tgphd 11 Reviews 1896 reads
posted
1 / 25

I am an older guy. I have had the same penis for a while. Lately I am getting the line " your sure do have a large dick". Nothing has changed. My member is slightly larger than average but not huge. Is it a new thing for escrts to say or am I just getting ones who always say that.

beenaround2553 2 Reviews 453 reads
posted
2 / 25

Yep...it's amazing isn't it?  LOL

If you want a REAL thrill...give her a tip and then ask.  You'll be the biggest guy she's EVER seen  :D

Posted By: tgphd
I am an older guy. I have had the same penis for a while. Lately I am getting the line " your sure do have a large dick". Nothing has changed. My member is slightly larger than average but not huge. Is it a new thing for escrts to say or am I just getting ones who always say that.

will645 19 Reviews 428 reads
posted
3 / 25

Always seem to hear that from the really young ones. Maybe men's dicks are getting smaller as the years pass ( maybe it's evolution as women have less need for men)......Men get taller and fatter as time passes.....maybe the average dick size has shrunk as well, like sperm count has.

JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 322 reads
posted
4 / 25

I am 100% average in size.  Couldn't be more in the 50th%.  I once was with a gal (who was experienced) and she would tell me that she felt like it was going to come out her throat when she was on top.

I knew better, but I sure didn't mind.

clarence37 37 Reviews 361 reads
posted
5 / 25

I was beginning to worry that no one would ask this again.

tgphd 11 Reviews 266 reads
posted
6 / 25

I have been hobbying for a long time. Before the escort explosion. I am sure it is a marketing ploy. Was just wondering if it was happening more other places. Before payment usually just after exposure or oral insertion. I don't get on the boards very often so I didn't know this subject was over done.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 328 reads
posted
7 / 25

Is that you "have had the same penis for a while."

Get with the program guy! Most of us change ours every so often. Don't you get bored with the same one?

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 251 reads
posted
8 / 25

I think it's been over a month! I was almost thinking I had to start one myself!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 285 reads
posted
9 / 25

The reverse is also true. I am a woman who thinks six inches is BIG, so I could not tell you if they are filling your head or being honest. If a chick says you are big and then you can stick a fist in her, odds are she is full of crap.

clarence37 37 Reviews 328 reads
posted
11 / 25

then I will give you a straight answer.

1) No escort gives a flying fuck how big or small your penis is, with a couple of exceptions:
   a) If it is bigger than your right forearm from fist to elbow, and you ask to stick it up her ass,
       she is almost definitely going to say "no"
   b) If it is smaller than an average-sized crimini mushroom, and you are trying to have sex in any
       complicated position, it is probably not going to work. But if you ask her how it feels, she is
       going to say "oh yeah, baby, that's it, that's it" (guaranteed - see Jane Fonda in "Klute")
2) If your penis is larger than a snickers bar, she is probably going to compliment you on it's size, shape,
   girth, coloring, bush, smooth shaving, balls, scrotum, or curvature. Why? Because she knows that it is
   your SPECIAL PURPOSE, and she knows that you want to be reassured that it is, in fact, special.

Maybe some escorts are cynical, devious, money-grubbers who think that if they compliment you just right, you will keep coming back for more. Most are just trying to make conversation, just trying to be nice.

And, since dick size is the subject of 33% of every dirty joke ever told, 66% of every penthouse forum story ever written, and pops up here on this board about every 3-5 days, she probably figures it's a topic we wish to discuss.

will645 19 Reviews 194 reads
posted
13 / 25

I know that you state a size restriction on your website.That means when we go out for dinner, the waiter knows that I'm not packing a big one. I don't care who knows, I still wanta feel it inside you.

FIDCUOF 192 reads
posted
14 / 25

I'm glad you said that because so many women tell me that and I'm average like 6 or 7.  They always say your cock is perfect size for me.  Not providers not civvies.  However, what is she supposed to say.  Wow your cock is small !!???  I guess if it was small they would say anything.   If I women pussy was weird
Looking I wouldn't say,... I love your pussy...  Right?

lilli 310 reads
posted
15 / 25

it could be that they are all blowing wind up your skirt (ahem, trousers) and that's the only complement they can think of. OR,

it could be that they are very accustomed to small penises, particularly with men your age. that is valid and most likely the case. there are a lot of little winky woos out there, and i would guess the amount of small winky woos among past middle-aged white (yeah i am assuming you are white) hobbyists is astronomical. so you may not technically be so huge, but in comparison to your peers, maybe you are a surprise.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 345 reads
posted
17 / 25

BELOW average if I am going to actually be able to take it all the way in. If not, fk me with half of it really fast like a rabbit lol.

clarence37 37 Reviews 227 reads
posted
18 / 25

You know that London actually uses a measuring tape.

What she calls 5.5 is what we call 8 inches.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 171 reads
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19 / 25
LoboGris 3 Reviews 220 reads
posted
21 / 25

cocks get smaller with age ? guess I ain't as old as I thought I was... but I'm really glad to know that if I stick around a few more years I'll be able to pass LR's tape test... but shit.. then I'll flunk her age test...

Brodod 14 Reviews 223 reads
posted
22 / 25

lol i'd ignore that, it's most likely flattery but even if you're well-endowed, think about it ... she's seen bigger and smaller. she's probably more appreciative of technique.

i personally have a small fella, so if i hear that, i know i'm getting shined on, lol, but i appreciate the effort. Sometimes, i try to preempt it, if i sense it might be coming with a line like, he's a lil fella but he's all i've got!

lilli 231 reads
posted
23 / 25

but we are talking about a very particular demographic...men who pay for sex. and men above a certain age have more than likely been paying for sex for many years, decades even. this demographic differs from your single guy using escorts until he finally settles down, or your regular business traveler getting relief in the only time he has away from the wife, etc. now i am not one to make any generalizations, but i am a student of anthropology and notice patterns.

dang...sometimes i wish i were London so i could speak more bluntly without feeling bad, lol. i just deleted half my post, but i will summarize it like this: cock issues (whether size, e.d. or a combination) are abundant among most so-called "hobbyists." even with all the enhancement medication out there, when it comes to men of a certain age (particularly those who use escorts) it is more likely than not they have these issues. so i can totally understand a younger or less experienced escort expressing surprise at coming across a hard, decent-sized cock on such a man.

and on the personal front...i have a client in his late 50s who because of health issues looks much older. his physique is something like a fit 70-yr old. yet when he gets naked there is one thing that really stands out, and that is his freakishly thick, 9-inch rock hard cock. it just does NOT fit him, lol. i kinda prefer the whole package to go together.

will645 19 Reviews 295 reads
posted
24 / 25

Did you just start using Viagra?

Posted By: tgphd
I am an older guy. I have had the same penis for a while. Lately I am getting the line " your sure do have a large dick". Nothing has changed. My member is slightly larger than average but not huge. Is it a new thing for escrts to say or am I just getting ones who always say that.

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